@kosher3864.bsky.social

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10 months ago

New pope is gonna be like "I hate gays now" and Catholics are gonna say he's still too woke

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1 year ago
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gift for @tewoji.bsky.social !! ty for letting me draw her fluffy ears 🐏😻

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1 year ago

Haha! that's soo funny hahaha!!!! It's like I'm fucking my PC!

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1 year ago
Panel 1: An intercom blasts the conductor's voice throughout the tram car. They say "Attention pazzengers, the train has stopped." 

Panel 2: A cyclops woman picks up the train and holds in in the air, shouting "I hate trains!"

Panel 3: Everyone exits the tram car in a panic but I am smiling brightly looking up at the cyclops woman with determination and lust. 

Panel 4: I am making a finger gun and a thought bubble above me reads: I know exactly what to do. There is an emoticon of a winky face within the thought bubble, but the artistic depiction of me is not winking. Panel 1: I approach the cyclops woman. I am the size of an ant compared to her. I am saying "Hey girl, are you from tennessee? Because...um..."

Panel 2: The cyclops woman crushes me to death instantly leaving behind a wet pile of blood and organs. 

Panel 3: The book of cockroaches from earlier floats in an ominous swirling background while the intercom says "attention pazzengers, the book has been updated!"

Panel 4: In the final page of the book, the photo of the worst cockroach has been replaced with me. I am the worst cockroach.

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1 year ago
The first page of a comic depicting a dream I had.  

Panel 1: An artistic depiction of me reads a book on a metro train full of women wearing fancy clothing. I am sweating profusely. 

Panel 2: The book is entitled "list of best cockroaches from best to worst." 

Panel 3: Inside the book at the very front is a picture of the "best cockroach" which is a two headed bright blue earwig. 

Panel 4: The "worst cockroach" at the very back of the book is just a regular cockroach dressed as a salesman.

Comic recreation of a dream I had (1/3)

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