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Timeline cleanse.

it is pretty darkly funny seeing posts like URGENT!!!! it is SUNDAY EVENING you must PUT DOWN YOUR DINNER and call your senator IMMEDIATELY to politely request they not press the big button marked "fuck you". this will not actually stop them from pressing the fuck you button. functioning democracy

Based

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

Once more, for old times’ sake

I got iron infusions when I was pregnant after years of having chronic anemia and I gotta tell you, it’s pretty life changing to no longer have anemia!

A gray cat is putting her paws through the space between a basket and its handle. What do you call that space, anyway? "Handle clearance"??

we don't yet know what will happen in tomorrow's elections. some will win. others will lose. but freya decided the hollow under a basket's handle is in fact a cat leg holder, and that makes her the real winner in my book

A digital poster in the style of a World War II propaganda piece. Isolaed on a yellow background, a normal, squarish, 20-something guy with glasses is sitting working on a laptop. A ghostly figure of Hitler has his arm around the guy and is grinning and shaking a fist triumphantly looking at the laptop screen. On the lid of the laptop where an apple might otherwise be is an openAI logo, bright green, and dripping green ooze down the lid. Text on the poster, in combinations of sans-serif type and brush script reads: Using Generative AI? You’re prompting with Hitler! GenAI is a Fascist Project! Try using your brain instead Don’t surrender your creativity to the tech billionaire’s control

New awareness campaign

this is basically what being a parent is like

Hiiiiiiiiiiiii

My coworker just bought a house and as a result I’ve spent SO much time on Zillow recently looking at houses I have no intention of buying.

Same! From there I would organize into tiers to make trading easier.

Luckily I do need to make a TJs run this weekend!

I’m in a bad mood for the absolute dumbest reason (coworker bought shitty Halloween candy for the store and as a result I haven’t eaten a single mini peanut butter cup this week)

how couples argue today
WIFE: Husband (38M) keeps taking up fridge w his mustards, says I (36F) can't use any. AITA?
HUSBAND: Top 10 WHITE Woman Dipping Mustard FAILS
ChatGPT: Time for some tough love. You're both right, you're both geniuses, and humanity's future depends on you both shooting yourse

Other coworker just said that we should do a Harry Potter group costume next year 😐

Coworker is wearing a Harry Potter costume 🫩

Priory of the Orange Tree!!

Ok apparently they are releasing a full cast recording next year, wonderful news for old Italian admiral fans. Unless they cut that character because it wouldn’t make any sense for him to be sexy, but it would also be weird to have just one old guy who isn’t half naked? Important questions.

Devastated that the new London Evita cast recording doesn’t include Rainbow Tour so I can’t hear my favorite line, which is that one old guy saying “I’m still called an admiral even though I gave up the sea long ago” in response to Eva being called a whore in Italy.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Interrupting Jenny Holzer.

Interrupting Jenny Holzer wh—

I found it on Etsy a few years ago! Unfortunately Bobby Fischer is my special interest, haha.

Go for it!

If I were local I would loan you my Soviet era Bobby Fischer pin to be even more on theme!

Pumpkin babyyyyyyyyy

People warn you about a lot of the stuff that’s going to suck when you have a kid, but no one mentioned how much it sucks to get a baby to sleep when you have a cough.

Baby’s first tooth is, I’m pretty sure, about to pop which is great because I sure would like even a brief respite from being covered in drool every time I pick him up.

When you say Trump has a neck vagina he likely won’t see it and my dog who also has a neck vagina also won’t see it so go right ahead.

On the bright side, my hormone induced baby fever has been (at least temporarily) cured by thinking about how much more miserable this would all be if I were pregnant.

pleased to announce that there seems to be a passive-aggressive conflict roiling the august pages of Cooks Illustrated, Fall Harvest recipes edition. allow me to explain: