The Juicing Machine 🔞

let those fucking dogs out!!

work is using ALL of my holes

A latex-clad pet kneeling in front of their master and excitedly wagging their tail. The master is holding a phone in front of the pet's face, with the screen displaying a phone call. Dialogue: Master: You wanna be a good pet for me? Pet: *whine* Master: Listen up, then. I'll call your reps, and when I remove your muzzle, you'll use your human words to tell them how much you hate the SCREEN and KOSA acts. Think you can do this for me? Pet: Awwa! <3 Master: That's a good pet. You're gonna get such a big treat. And if you'll want more, I'll have you call Visa and Mastercard next...

Silly little pet task. 🤍
www.congress.gov/members/find...
stop-paypros.neocities.org

work is dicking me down in a truckstop rn

what if you got a blowjob from a beautiful woman whose lower half was set in concrete and after you came they destroyed the concrete to reveal she was a centaur. what then, liberal

taint huffers what's good

aliens finally visit earth. they’re super compatible with humans and love forming all kinds of relationships. some of them are DTF interspecies style. obviously. however, unfortunately the aliens have four legs. so no one‘s allowed to fuck them for some stupid reason.

Donky Kong vs. Bowser
Whole Banana Sounding Competition
new game for the switcg two

all the people warning me HRT would make me infertile like wow ♡ yay ♡

cis woman getting a phalloplasty as gender affirming care

this is everything

sickos meme re-done with mac, paws on a window barking. he has a collar with a bone nametag that says "sickos" and he's saying "ROO... BOOWOO WOO... ROO!"

is this anything

new weightloss plan: i eat it 👹 i eat the fat. i eat it off of you. dont worry ill be soooooo careful. i can do this because im a pervert who is soooooooooooo hungry 👹👹👹



if im being honest! i like feeling their teeth a little bit! i dont know what you guys are talking about. bite that thing!

two dog girls petting eachother and dotting on eachother until one of them cant talk anymore and is just barking and nuzzling. the winner gets to top

dont ask me how i know this

Newly finished comm from my beloved and talented artist friend @antband.bsky.social of my Thin Coats getting his titties embiggened by my friend @sistralus.bsky.social's OC, Prism Charge

drawing of an anthro twilight sparkle fucking an anthro pinkie pie while she lays on the ground, ass up, asleep. twlight is repeating things like "she signed the contract" and "holyfuck" and "how is this real"

she signed the contract she signed the contract she signed the contract she signed---

#mlp #mlpnsfw #nsfw #twipie #somno #somnophilia

*stop circumcision* campaign but it becomes increasingly obvious that i am doing it in a gross self interested way like the *save the boobs!* campaign against breast cancer

#mlpnsfw #watersports #appledash

the man in question

#oc #furry #furryoc

when mom brings home the birthday sluts 😍

i understand the people who transform robots and fantasy creatures into generic anime girls before making porn and selfship with them. i get it i promise. but like wouldnt the world be so beautiful if you skipped that step?

happy horsemeat monday everypony!

good girl! very good trick! awww whos a good girl. very good puppy! does she want a treat? does puppy want a treat? *unzips your pants*

it needs to be cheaper to fuck your internet friends.

Commission I received back of my pony Thin Coats and transmasc King Sombra, done by the excellent @lichenbush.bsky.social!!! Go give them your love and money this came out super awesome

selfship art of my friend getting cnc forcefemed