Lula Blue

Booked and vanished without a word?
There’s a bounty with your name on it, cowboy.

Calgary’s cutest outlaw, here to steal hearts this Stampede 💋
Coming to town for the week? Let a local show you how wild the west can really get.
Book ahead, cowboy 😉

I’m coming to Montreal for the very first time later this month!

Reach out if you’d like to see me while I’m there!
mygirlfriendlula.com

Gorgeous!

🌊 Pisces 🌊
You haven’t had a session in a week and are now deep into the fantasy about becoming a “sacred intimacy doula” or something. Hang in there diva

🧚 Aquarius 🧚
You said “I’m not stressed” and then impulse-bought a studio light and re-shot all your leolist and tryst photos.
At least you looked good doing it

🪴 Capricorn 🪴
You’ve made a new budget, sold two pairs of heels, and are scheduling posts to start your OnlyFans again.
You call it “strategic pivoting.” We call it survival.

🔥 Sagittarius 🔥
Booked a last minute tour during slow season because “why not?” Now you’re in another city with zero bookings and an Airbnb that smells like incense and regret, and one granola bar.

🌊 Scorpio 🌊
You pretended not to care about the silence, then checked your email 12 times in an hour.
Now you’re flirting with the idea of messaging an old regular “by accident.” The darkness is winning

🧚 Libra 🧚
You miss being busy… but also kind of love the drama-free quiet?
You’re rebranding, restyling, and emotionally hovering like a sexy little ghost. 👻

🪴Virgo 🪴
You said “oh good, now I can get caught up on admin” and ended up deep cleaning and decluttering the incall. And are now rebuilding your entire website and filing taxes for 2027.

🔥Leo 🔥
You posted the hottest thirst trap of your life and got great engagement, from the non-booking reply guys. And a fantasy booking request via dm with zero follow through 😐

🌊 Cancer 🌊
You said you’re not worried. You’re journaling.
You’ve also reread that sweet client’s review 6 times. Just to feel something. 😭

🧚Gemini🧚
You said “it’s fine, I needed a break anyway” and you did redesign your rates page, again.
But now you are trying to decide between two different rebrand personas, maybe both?

🪴Taurus🪴
You haven’t had a booking all week but somehow you did justify a $200 candle. Priorities. (Also it’s a tax write off 💁‍♀️)

🔥Aries🔥
Booked and steady last month, now rage-decluttering your apartment and rewriting your ads. Still hot, still unhinged.
But you’re one “rates?” message away from emotionally rebranding.

Slow season horoscopes for the FS providers holding it together with grown out roots, at home nail/lash kits and face app retouching our phone selfies to look like pro photoshoots.
Because the inbox is dry but we are still… iconic
(A thread)

Oh hey there 🥰

Gunna have anal for my bday! (I’ve never done it successfully before) Drop your anal sex prep routine in the comments! Tysm! 😘

Yes I’m channeling you intensely right now cause I remember you were super active on there before!

I just spent two hours fucking around on my old Reddit account posting slutty things to advertise my links. Anyone else have much luck on there?

Thankyou! HEATLESS CURLS I’ve got it down to a science now!

How about we take this to the bedroom?

✨💖 New dick sucking video 👅💦
is available for sale on my OF

onlyfans.com/lulabluethebabe

You make me smile baby

Still have some availability left for the last week of February in Calgary!

I’ve just updated my website with my March & April schedule, don’t wait too long to book, as my calendar fills up fast!

mygirlfriendlula.com

At least 24 hours (confirmed with a deposit) required for all booking requests

LULA’S HERE LULA’S HERE LULLLAAAAAAAAAA
@lulablue.bsky.social

✨💖Trimming my pubes into a heart 💖✨

Inspired by @lulablue.bsky.social, here's my Favourite Client Bingo card.

Clients—which one of you will hit a full bingo this week?
Providers—what would you add to yours?

Ouuuu demonstrates vulnerability is such a good one!!!