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Not so many black catholics in the Orange Lodge. Nice sashes though.

Someone should 'Lodge' a complaint.

They're trying to make the UK too good.

Like the SNP, they are sneakily intent on making things better, for everyone, not just Fund Managers.

Crafty blighters!

The Labour Party used to be full of Scottish blokes and Socialists.

Cameron Menzies. His Darts form is linked to his team, he tells us.

He's from Ayrshire like most Rangers Fans.

50,000 Members of the Orange Lodge.

50,000 seats at Ibrox Park.

I've been to Marches and to Rangers matches. They're not diverse and tolerant.

Kevin McKenna is a dangerous arse.

And in what alternate universe was that then, Trying to make the Orange Order respectable is like trying to polish an oversized turd
McKenna, the non-thinking man's idiot 🤡

An Independent Scotland would be one of the Richest Countries in Europe.

* We have a THIRD of all UK Food and Drink Exports
* We have HALF of all UK Renewable Energy

Hurry the fuck up, there isn't a valid argument any more.

Only a very silly Scot doesn't want Independence.

Hampshire and Dorset councillors defect from the Tories to Reform UK Cllr Barry Dunning said he made the decision because his politics no longer aligned with the Conservative Party's.

Thick old racist blokes, defect from an old, thick old racists Party, to a new, thick old racists Party.

Can you guess what the common link is?

80 years separate these photos, of 2 staving kids.

Same shit, different religion.

If you're taking sides, you're on the wrong side.

It's gone beyond stupid religions.

They're starving kids.

It's 2025.

* We want people living here to learn English.

* We think English Degrees are a waste of time.

* Down with Performing Arts.

The fucked-up world of the English Conservative Party.

Scottish Independence, please!

Detach us from these appalling, money-grubbing, culture-free morons.

It's really quite odd that anyone thinks a place so rich in culture can't be Independent.

Scotland also invented most of the Modern World!

There's not a sensible argument any more.

Culture's crap. Conservative Values.

Scotland REALLY needs to be Independent

Eden Mill set to open new whisky and gin visitor attraction The attraction in Guardbridge, Fife, will create 18 jobs.

We REALLY need Scottish Independence.

Scotch, for Scotland. A Scotch Whisky Tourism Strategy and Budget.

Somewhat unbelievably, there isn't one, already!

I don't get the appeal.

Reform UK has a Manifesto the same as the old National Front?

Are people THIS stupid?

Spoiler alert:

His French Neo Nazi Girlfriend ISN'T a multi millionaire.

Where did she get 900 Grand, in cash?

The UK Royal Family has one of the biggest private Fabergé collections in the world. 600 items including Eggs, animal and flower jewels. They were gifts from Russian, Danish, and other British relatives.

They have 22,400 other bits of Jewellery.

In 2025, we pay them to wear them all.

Reeves urged to increase alcohol taxes to tackle workplace drinking A report has called for an annual increase in alcohol tax by an above-inflation rate, to reduce days lost to hangovers and boost productivity

Like, we need more Tax on Scotch Whisky....

Tax the fun.

It's REALLY time to have Scottish Independence.

Labour, Conservative, Reform UK...

They're three cheeks of the same arse...

The Countess of Airlie's Pearl and Diamond Tiara to Be Sold in London When tiaras are sparkling for royal gala events, there are often women on the periphery of the royal fold wearing equally splendid tiaras and jewels. These often belong to ladies-in-waiting, and later...

The immediate Royal Family OWN 23,000 bits of Jewellery.

Tiaras, Earrings, Rings, Brooches, Bracelets, Watches, Necklaces.

We PAY them, to wear them all.

It's 2025.

Yup, of course they do. Y

Rock on Tommy!

He's a complete and utter Bawbag.

Nope but there's definitely a factor. If you ignore it, you're in denial. I've been to all the Pubs and Games.

A bunch of 'Arron Banks'.

Not one English MP wants English Independence.

Not a single one. Not even the racist, English Nationalist ones. Nobody.

Without Scotland, England would return to Covid levels of Trading.

Scotland produces 50% of ALL UK Renewable Energy.

To be fair, Australia are in the Eurovision Song Contest.

Dodgey.

Telford Rangers Supporters Club.

Wonder when he'll defect to the Racist UK Party Ltd?

Are there any Conservatives left?

The word he's looking for is: English.

When a Westminster Politician says 'our Country', they mean England.

The Conservative Party Conference...

There are only TWO Parties in England now.

Labour and Reform UK.

Scottish Independence please.