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The Ego has landed.

Spill the beans, Piggy!

Ironically, many of the Reform UK Votes don't have a grasp of English to an A-level standard.

Are we going to deport them all?

Can I suggest Benidorm or Dubai?

And, she fucked Jeffrey Epstein.

Just in case you're totally gormless:

i) When she got married, her husband was 2nd in line to the UK throne, his mum was a £billionaire.

ii) One of her daughters is married to a £billionaire.

iii) Her other daughter is a £millionaire.

Are English people this stupid?

Homeless?

Fuck sake...

I'm a Loser baby, so why don't you kill me.

You can buy a lot of beer with £600. I've ALWAYS been drinking Real Craft Ale. I don't get what was revolutionary about them?

So many conflicting stories here. What were really need is LOTS of people to vote for SNP.

Any Scot thinking of Voting Reform UK has lost their mind?

They're a Party with a Manifesto like the National Front.

Are some people in Scotland really this old, stupid and racist?

People who only put £1000 or so into the Brewdog 'Equity for Punks' scheme will tell you, they knew all along what it was. A discount scheme, no biggie. An altruistic demonstration of largesse. A bit of a laugh.

It raised $100 million.

Those who put £10,000+ into it, they aren't as talkative...

Why does ANY Scot trust a member of the Sarwar Crime Family?

Are people this bad at Critical Thinking?

Somewhat incredibly, some people in Scotland want to vote for a Party who thinks Scotland is an economic basket case, in spite of Scotland outperforming England, in just about every matrix?

Make it make sense!

Fun Fact:

If you want to set up a secret Trust for your kids, (like most Tax Dodgers do), the best place in the UK to do it, is Edinburgh, Scotland, using a Scottish Limited Company.

The Covid Vaccine manufacturer, Lord Bamford and Dido Harding...

I once sent an email to Murdo Fraser about list MSPs. He responsed no Idea I wasn't very serious.

There's lots he doesn't 'get'

Imagine Douglas Ross being leader and not you...

Old Fuckers vote Reform UK. Fact. I'm 62.

If your re-name somebody 'Secretary of War', don't be surprised if they want War.

The racist website and feeble 'news' guide, for crusty old Tories, GB News, has NEVER made a profit.

If it was a High Street Shop, it would have closed years ago.

'Vegan Leather' is absolutely appalling.

Worse than PVC.

You might be saving the planet but your self esteem is taking a battering.

Wear canvas.

Why on EARTH do HALF of the Scottish Electorate think Nigel Farage, Mo Sarwar's Lad or a Sun Phonehacker are the answer?

Okay, a MILLION Scots are old codgers but still!

There should be an IQ voting test, if morons want to vote like the National Front!

I thought you'd like this.

Brewdog apologists, read this book.

James Watt isn't the Messiah, he's a very silly boy.

A Charlatan, with a made-up past who crested the 'crowdfunding' wave. A modern-day Charles Ponzi.

Nigel Farage's pal.

HAIR, HAIR, the Bhoys are here...

If you're a Scot and you're thinking of voting Reform UK, you're a thick, racist wanker.

Do you realise this?

Were you a National Front supporter, in the 1980s?

They have a similar Manifesto!

He didn't refine the concept of The Steam Engine. His Business Partner', James Brown, he wasn't the: 'Godfather of Soul' either.

A pair of conmen. Utter cads. Confidence Tricksters. Charlatans.

A reason to hate Aberdeenshire grifters.

Any Scot who's a 'stop the boats' punter, isn't too good at Critical Thinking.

This simple, three-word narrative is great in the Pub, as it also hides the fact, they're an unenlightened racist.

Scotland DIDN'T vote for Brexit.

Brexit was Brexit.

It's why we need Scottish Independence, soon.

Why is anyone surprised? Margaret Thatcher was giving out Propaganda contracts, to her chums, without competitive tenders, when I was a lad!

It's not just the USA!

UK is just as bad.

Wake up, World!

As Adolf Hitler showed, Propaganda costs a lot.

Brewdog sold to US firm for £33m with 38 bars to close and 484 jobs lost Almost 500 redundancies will be made, though more than 700 roles will be preserved

Confidence Tricksters, painting 'Crowdfunding' as 'Investing'.

When people think they can make easy money and it's sold as being 'chummy' where they are part of a savvy 'gang', they readily buy-into it.

'Investors' also admired and liked Charles Ponzi and Bernie Madoff.

Tell Sid.

50,000 seats at Ibrox.

50,000 Members of the Orange Lodge.

Coincidence?

The Corrie Hotel in Arran.

Anyone thinking an Independent Scotland would struggle, isn't that good at lateral thinking.