Kally

Photos of Lady Gaga for SNL 50 ✨

Everyday I just want to thank my friends over & over for being my friend. Every text they send I wanna be like "tysm for texting me" 😭

I can't keep all these white guys straight on Love Is Blind LMAO

snow is so pretty

I am having the time of my life. This snow is SPARKLY

Does anyone else ever read their own writing and it makes them think to themselves, "holy shit, where did that come from?" Because it's SO beautiful & strong and like.. I can't even form words to describe them now so how did I do that? 😅

it’s been approximately 18 hrs since serena williams occupied all vacant space in my brain with like 6 seconds of screen time

It rly do

I'm absolutely obsessed with Severance. It has a grasp on my psyche!

That's how I feel about the entire show! The script is so powerful at times too

If aliens show up any time soon I may just decide to go with them.

this week got me like

@ultravioletslime.bsky.social lolol

Whenever I start to feel anxious I immediately have another coffee and scroll through the worst news imaginable on my phone and omg it does not help at all

One time I ate it with a fork and knife at an Italian restaurant and the OWNER came over to our table and made fun of me 😔😆

I haven't applied enough cheese to my problems today.

Yk when you're not doing well cus you're overwhelmed with existing & being an adult & the state of the world & you tell someone you're not feeling well so they start trying to be there for you & you're like no I just want to be left alone for like 1 month. I don't need extra support I need 🤫 quiet 🤫

Large white dog getting comforted because her mom brought her inside while the robot vacuum was running

How dare I!?

This is Iah. She also goes by Yaya, Iah-nee, and No-Bones-Iah 🐈☺️💕

Yeah I'm not complaining I love the kitties 😁 I just want other relevant things too 😆

Sometimes I identify more with my Pisces moon & rising than my Gemini sun!

Are they closing NASA....?????

Gonna try this out

I hope I can get my algorithm figured out here. It doesn't know what to show me yet except cats and pictures of the sky lol

i want to be exactly rich enough to buy a spacious, perfectly organized kitchen, where i’m not forced to stack all my pots and pans in a psychologically unmanageable way. and no richer

Things are mostly scary and bad but I got to crunch around in the snow for a couple of minutes last night and that was a welcome thing

Please don’t even talk to me in the morning until I’ve had my coffee, 27 hours of alone time, several months by the seaside to ease my agonies, and many decades to wander the earth until the fabled blade of my ancestors can finally be reforged

I went to go feed my friend's fish and he is very particular and two of the fish did not come out when I fed them and I was convinced one of the other fish ate them. Then they popped out after like 5min. Like you guys can't DO that to me!!!

Just finished episode 9 of Severance. W T F !!!! This show is too good.

I was like, that's it, no more coffee, hurts my tummy too bad. Then I was like, yk what, the country is falling apart, I'm having a cup of coffee 😤