The Fupa Fondler🤫🇯🇲🇵🇦

Exactlyyyyy

Gotta do a good sound check to make sure it’s still there that’s understandable 😂😂👍🏾

You ever get home dog tired but as soon as you lay down you’re wide awake?

Surprised myself 😂 been in the mirror everyday since

She got clappas👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

Well ima need you to close your eyes hoe🗣️

Now, why is it you only see the posts I don’t want you to see? Hmm?😂

You know how I know my booty getting bigger? I went shopping with my sister the other day and I was in sweatpants and my booty was clapping so damn hard it hurt!🤣

I think we just did! Let me go buy a 3d printer!

Why do none of these new buildings put dinning rooms in their units?? I’m not about to eat every meal on my couch for $3,000

Omggg that sounds soo much cuter than what I just found 😂 she doesn’t even come colored in

Sailor moon mid transformation cosplay by 2dmimi on insta link here: https://www.instagram.com/p/CulEfWAL7ai/?igsh=MWR0amt3N29rcTVyOA==

Yes! Like maybe top the tree with a giant sailor moon inspired bow or crescent, and for the tree skirt on the bottom use one of the sailor scout colors? And instead of garland is there a way to emulate the mid-transformation look on the tree like in this photo?

That’s such a great idea!! And it’ll go so well with my pink ornaments!

Like sailor moon?? That might be a cool idea!!

Yall give me some good ideas for my anime character Christmas tree I need a topper!

Lmaoooo I said the same thing!🤣

patrick star from spongebob squarepants is laying on the ground with his mouth open and tears running down his face . ALT: patrick star from spongebob squarepants is laying on the ground with his mouth open and tears running down his face .

“Yall cuttin up tonight”

Meanwhile me, every time:

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Oh yall look gooddd together! Yall both have gorgeous smiles 🫶🏽

Real strict! I already have 6 Nieces and Nephews. I don’t need any more any time soon 😂

I’d like to confirm that none of these hoes are pregnant and our baby stud has been giving me the most bombastic side eye and acting like she’s been violated all night😂😂

lmaoo even the stud🤣🤣🤣

Girl idk what she does in her personal life but ik I won’t be helping anyone change diapers in 2026😂

It’s just a hilarious predicament to be in😂

Sneak dicking will never not be funny

We all know a stud that’s out here sneak dicking 😂 so it’s better to safe than an auntie

Ik I looked crazy asl in that store arguing with my sister with a cart full of tests

I had a dream about fish last night…. I just bought all my sisters pregnancy tests! All these bitches bout to pee on a stick even the stud!!🗣️

Putin could do the funniest thing ever rn😭