SkeetNik

I love me some overflowing cleavage. Mmm!😮‍💨

Someone said, a love language no one talks about is when someone works on themselves so their baggage doesn’t become your burden….

me talking to myself

who set my alarm clock for before 8 am? WHO?????

We got UK people saying “dead-arse”

NYC influences the world.

I listen to the same songs cuz I know they won’t lie to me.

Zodiac signs should not be an excuse for not dating somebody…like bffr 🤣

Idk I just feel like you should love and adore me immediately bc what is there to figure out?

In my defense I never watched those seasons lol

I'm the only one who didn't know Mary from #RHOSLC is married to her grandpa??

a man in a white shirt is standing next to another man in a living room and making a funny face . ALT: a man in a white shirt is standing next to another man in a living room and making a funny face .

Everybody miss me but no ones outside my balcony with a boombox and flowers?????

A text that reads "I want to do brown liquor things with you "

ENERGY

I know love is a choice cuz i would never choose a white woman. Lmaooooo

Tessa Thompson is the cover star for C Magazine winter issue

Lol that's actually a fact

We have the illusion of free will. Like you can turn right or left to get somewhere but at the end of the day, your destination stays the same

I would still be in the hole I crawled in if this happened to me

And if you're a slow talker, please send it in a text

:( no thank you

Pro tip: if your nail breaks too high up, all you need is a nail file, nail glue and a paper towel

I want to go skiing so bad

If you say it 3-4 times until someone notices, those aren't intrusive thoughts please stfu

9 days away from seeing the worst plates imaginable posted on the internet.

Tax free?

I really detest you niggas with beautiful ass eyelashes. 😂😍

This book has really been helping me.

Lima beans are nasty

Lmao WOW how could I forget the struggle

The Disney princess we deserve!!!!!!