𝗳𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱𝘆 🛸 MIR

unlike you, parental controls are still a *concept* for me, not a reality :D

looks like you're no longer spell checkin' either 😋

hey pamper pals, I'm looking for a diaper pail! 🚮

any recommendations?

same 😮‍💨

you definitely do 🤤

a man wearing a suit and tie is standing in front of a display of ties . ALT: a man wearing a suit and tie is standing in front of a display of ties .

🤬

excuse me 👀

SDKs are kind of great for working out?

the single tapes allow for more hip and leg mobility, at least on me, big fan of this discovery

AND I won't leave any puddles on the floor! 😌

noodles 🤣🤣🤣

The regression ward has multiple different treatments depending on how good you've been:

The system is simple: green, blue, yellow, red.

locked and squirmy and crinkly and 😵‍💫😵‍💫

arf, gonna be a long month.

worth it. 🤤

💙💙💙

super sorry you're not a part of the good boys club 💅

🤣👎👎👎

🤣 bad lighting. it's a pink megamax.

dadbear had my cage and diaper all ready for me when I got out of the shower! 🔐💙

feeling cozy and cuddly af 🫠

AWW SHUCKS, guys, all this support makes me feel very squirmy! 😵‍💫

for any friends that are interested in my huffy little journey:
t.me/+FAgP7M4kppZ...

**for now, this channel is private and requests to join will need my approval. friends and mutuals are welcome to join!**

pre-diabetes in a bag, but so so so good

they are the most dangerous of snacks, second only to nerds gummy clusters!

yeah but with the mitts on, you can't open the barrel of peanut butter pretzels 😄

also: if we're mutuals and haven't chatted on telegram before, just shoot me a dm with your handle so I know who to look for. 💙

AWW SHUCKS, guys, all this support makes me feel very squirmy! 😵‍💫

for any friends that are interested in my huffy little journey:
t.me/+FAgP7M4kppZ...

**for now, this channel is private and requests to join will need my approval. friends and mutuals are welcome to join!**

I was a lifeguard & swim instructor for years and taught octogenarians, literal toddlers, and everyone in between! there's never a bad time to learn to swim and there's nothing to be embarrassed about about!

reach out to your local Y to see if they have a list of instructors who do solo lessons. 🙂

✨CONCEPT✨

I make a telegram channel for friends/mutuals to help keep me horny, encouraged, and accountable for Locktober.

It's the continuous engagement that I struggle with most.

Thoughts? Who wants to be one of Founder's key-pers? 👀

big fan of the movies!

🥵🤤

three stuffed animals are standing next to each other with the words whoa whoa easy buddy ALT: three stuffed animals are standing next to each other with the words whoa whoa easy buddy

squirtle would like a word!! 😒

sister in-law: sorry for all the cartoons, I let the boys watch paw patrol in the morning

me, totally focused on the episode: hahahaha all good, I don't mind 🙃

Sunday cartoons with some of my softest buddies 🥰💙

indoctrinating my 3 and 5 year old nephews in montana with house & techno music because foundy is a Good Guncle 😌