Mortimer Shade

Mortimer Shade

@mortimershade.bsky.social

White trash.

90 Followers 145 Following 154 Posts Joined Nov 2024
23 hours ago
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🥗 Viral Salad SHRINKFLATION Rant 🤣

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1 day ago

I was so distracted by the weird ai animation muck-ups. My two favorites are: the usb theif's head spinning 180 then his body walking out backward instead of the whole body turning around, and the figure that preceded the fat chainsaw man having his whole shirt unbuttoned behind his tie. 🤣

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1 day ago

Yes. They tried their best to make the satire obvious by tacking on even more nonsense at the end of the post. Unreasonable persistent efforts that would be needed to maintain as Einstein cover-up.

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1 day ago

Ha! No way I'll be able to see it, daytime or not. There are no celestial bodies for Washington state.

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2 days ago

Watch out boys! Rabbi Pearlman is a stealthy Mohel. Gonna gitcha with then snippy snappy tongs! Guard your mini weenies! 🙃

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I’m an NIH whistleblower. The scientific community cannot afford to avoid politics “Scientists are often encouraged to avoid politics. But this advice is outdated, if it was ever correct in the first place,” writes Jenna Norton, NIH whistleblower.

Everybody should know who @jenna-m-norton.bsky.social is.
In this day and age it is more risky to keep your head down than to be the whistleblower that we needs.

Right now, being called "a radical leftist" is a badge of honor. And imperative.

Read her story here.
🧪 www.statnews.com/2026/03/12/n...

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3 days ago

Hope he uses the same level of skill when selecting a doctor for his next colonoscopy. Maybe a podiatrist.

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3 days ago

I feel like I, as a casual observer of that kid via this short video, am knowledgeable enough to say he should be cut off from our communal air supply. He can continue to subsist off huffing his own farts.

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3 days ago

Guys like that just waddle around with a full arse of ignorance hanging out on display. Like, tell me more about you have zero historical knowledge about computing, bro. Women were the "computers" before computers were computing.

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3 days ago

Oof. Talking trash like that is so unprofessional. If they're not ✨️proud✨️ of a commissioned piece, just don't add it to your portfolio. Never shit on paid work.

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4 days ago

Before the invention of electronic computers, "computer" was a job title for people—predominantly women—who performed complex, tedious mathematical calculations for science, engineering, and war efforts from the late 19th century through WWII. Oh, but now we tell girls that stem isn't "for them"

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4th Circuit Rules That States Can Compel Trans Adults To "Appreciate Their Sex" Via Care Bans They ruled that states "encouraging citizens to appreciate their sex" through care bans is a constitutional goal, affirming West Virginia's Medicaid ban for trans adults.

1. Horrifying ruling out of the 4th Circuit.

An all-Republican 4th Circuit panel has just ruled that states can compel trans adults to "appreciate their sex" by enacting care bans.

It even directly says that trans adult care bans are legal in the ruling.

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4 days ago

Didn't you know? Theybissue marching orders from the backrooms of some undisclosed Planned Parenthood location.

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4 days ago

That's how franchises and chain restaurants work. Internal consistency so diners receive a consistent experience across locations. Chili's has the same parent company (Brinker International) as Maggiano's Little Italy if the issue tracks back to corporate nonsense.

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5 days ago
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If anyone is willing the share the following, I would be so grateful!

We just launched Piece by Piece on Steam 🎉🎉

It's a cozy repair shop sim, you play a woodland fox who inherits his grandfather's store. You fix up items with your hammer and paintbrush 🔨🖌️🦊

store.steampowered.com/app/3179050/...

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5 days ago
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This is his war hold him accountable!

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5 days ago
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I wonder if I could do better on a PC, without my bathroom lights reflecting off my phone screen.

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5 days ago
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This is hilarious.

Also, completely enraging.

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5 days ago

Yeah. It isn't a homo or hetero divide. Rape is about power, and thus these weak pedos target the most helpless — regardless of the children's sex or gender.

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5 days ago

One must factor in that being a POC Republican is already an intelligence bottleneck. With that in mind it is less of a surprise that they hold f**king stupid misconceptions in their spongy brains.

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5 days ago
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Just discovered this wonderful adaptation of our maize moving map (figshare.com/articles/fig...) by @andikur.bsky.social .

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5 days ago

I really wish his father had been a castrati.

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6 days ago
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I finally remembered for a change

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6 days ago

What is the warranty situtation? They're not "lifetime" anymore but 10yrs is possible. Good news is, if it's out of warranty, you can get any capable schmuck to fix it without worrying aboit voiding the warranty. 🙃

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6 days ago
Two black dogs stare out a window Black dog, with blue collar, curled up on a yellow pillow. Black dog in blue harness Black dog waits at door where paint is scratched off.

What shape is that? The adults are often sturdy and thicker in the body but when they're 6mo-18mo they seem to go through a gangly phase.

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6 days ago
An 18 pound Schipperke perched on a chair back, looking at the viewer judgementally.

Shit. Don't tell my gremlin that. His ego is big enough - spends his days harassing a chowchow.

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6 days ago

I used to think we had a real shot at utopia. Now I stress about if I should be applying for a passport to vote, and if in doing so will I draw too much government scrutiny.

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6 days ago

Sad she had to see so much of her good work undone. Such a baddie. ❤️

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6 days ago
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Remembering this legend

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