Nik Horne

Greetings card with watercolour painting of assorted chillies.

Spotted this card at my dad’s house. Thought it looked nice so had a closer look. Turned out I painted for my sister’s birthday, 27 years ago.

Sister Wendy Beckett, standing in front of a (presumably urinated) rendering of a cock and balls on a path.

I just looked at the plot summary for Nightmare in Silver on Wikipedia. I still have absolutely no memory of that episode. Unusual.

“Urinating woman, you ready to go again?”

🎶 Lady Starmer wore her clothes
🎶 Styled after Princess Kate

🎶 And it was off-white
🎶 Their hands were held together…

Ocado vehicles are achieving high office in the church.

ENDS TOMORROW!

The 97 club is the new 27 club.

BACON

BACON

I saw the penultimate Genesis gig, and he looked pretty frail then. Still in decent voice though.

Ringo Starr coming out of a tv, carrying drum sticks and saying “peace and love”.

🎶 Mr Magoo…

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Today, we remember and celebrate Janey Godley.

Do it!

Now!

A block of flats called Jenga House.

Still standing.

My black cat, with his head rested on my right arm.

#NotAllInsects

There is a reason why I know that, but my memory of the anecdote in question is so poor that it’s not worth me trying to relate it.

Having a daft laugh.

New Vaudeville Band. (Sorry.)

“I’m sorry, Scrappy’s off the table…”

I worry about his itchy bottom.

“Bugger off!”

Adrian.

I beg you, nonautistic world, if you want a meeting or a "quick chat" with an autistic person, tell them exactly what the discussion is going to about when you arrange i. I have a "meeting about teaching" tomorrow and the uncertainty is making me feel sick.

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Daughter is watching this episode of 7 Bears www.netflix.com/watch/81497462 which repeatedly refers to apples as “sky potatoes”. I think ‪@herring1967.bsky.social should sue.

What's in the box? no

Useful.

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(Lovingly re-created hi-res drawing, not crappy screen grab.)

(I know, it’s not 1994 anymore.)

Today, 15 July, marks the 40th anniversary of the UK release of Madonna’s #IntoTheGroove. And you can pre-order my new book on 80s pop history, also called #IntoTheGroove, from places like this: uk.bookshop.org/p/books/into...