@nikhorne.bsky.social
Autistic person with fibromyalgia and type 1 diabetes. Bad pun reply guy. T-shirt grifter. From Saltburn (the town, not the film). Mostly harmless, I hope. Retired BBC online engineer. (He/him.) http://nikstshirts.com https://beebthings.redbubble.com
You should check in on my arts, I have a predilection for orange things for some reason. Orange animals, orange hair, and so on. PPS it helps me not worry at night when I sell things.
www.chloecumming.com
I feel moustache envy.
Douglas Adams should have been 74 today. Let's all keep faith that he would have been a lovely old fella, immune to the fascist propaganda which has wholly ensnared so very many of his friends and contemporaries.
Anyway, here's his official biography: www.penguin.co.uk/books/419319... 🤖
@lewisgoodall.com ‘s “these bastards” is equally germane.
Rarely has a rhetorical question been more pertinent than @jonsopel1.bsky.social ‘s “What the actual fuck?”
Oh god no…
It’s just had its 50th rating on Amazon: 88% of ratings four or five stars.
And it’s Mother’s Day this Sunday… a perfect gift if your mum loves pop of any kind.
#IntoTheGroove
Good morning
Light years ago, made micro collection of quilt bags. Showed em at art events.
This is the sole survivor
Still awaiting adoption
Sometimes, Art made lingers around the shop, half grown puppy to…
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Ah, the mental self-congratulation that follows the realisation that, with not inconsiderable effort, one managed to do something vaguely normally.
Followed by the realisation that the previous realisation renders both itself, and the accompanying self-congratulation, null and void.
#autism
I get a weird mixture of feelings when I am reminded that Mother’s Day is coming up:
- instinctive “oh shit, must get card and present”
- relief at remembering I don’t have to
- guilt at relief
- missing my mum
- ”oh shit, I have a child who is not old enough to deal independently with Mother’s Day“
I guess I have birthday plans now.
Caught my cat trying to cheat at Twister.
I love that @salihughes.bsky.social chose my favourite song of all time (and I’m also having it at my funeral!).
You too Rosie!
If someone buys something I will get a temporary reprieve from these heinous notions
www.chloecumming.com
How I arrived on bluesky
I’m not going to lie, it’s a boon.
I can’t get my head around the idea of really giving a shit about what happens to whatever’s left of one’s body after it’s been harvested for usable parts.
(That said, imagine the embarrassment of being the relative of someone whose remains caused a fatberg.)
There but for the grace of being a smartarse and subscribing to the council’s calendar, like some kind of weird bin-obsessive, go I.
Thoughts and prayers with you and your family.
I've decided that VR, in its currently available forms, is not for me.
If anyone is interested in buying my PS VR 2, and/or accessories, please peruse: www.ebay.co.uk/usr/nikhorne1
Special Commemorative Royal Mug(shot)!
www.redbubble.com/i/mug/NDVH-A...
Hope you’ve spent it on an enormous plate piled high with bangers and mash.
You’re always welcome to DM me! Please feel free to tell me about your week.
Sorry you’ve had a crap week. Hope you have a lovely evening.
