Nik Horne

What's My JND? Find your Just Noticeable Difference in colour perception. How small a colour difference can you actually see?

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Oh god no…

It’s just had its 50th rating on Amazon: 88% of ratings four or five stars.

And it’s Mother’s Day this Sunday… a perfect gift if your mum loves pop of any kind.
#IntoTheGroove

Handmade Quilt Tote Bag with Bamboo Handles Shop xsuzi's closet or find the perfect look from millions of stylists. Fast shipping and buyer protection. Handmade quilted bag featured gray and green wool tote with black bamboo-style handles. Features red whipstitch detailing along edges Tiny dancer bells embellishments I had a micro- collection of quilt bags at art events— this is the last one Lightweight and versatile for everyday use. The gray and green colorway pairs easily with casual outfits.

Good morning
Light years ago, made micro collection of quilt bags. Showed em at art events.
This is the sole survivor
Still awaiting adoption

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Ah, the mental self-congratulation that follows the realisation that, with not inconsiderable effort, one managed to do something vaguely normally.

Followed by the realisation that the previous realisation renders both itself, and the accompanying self-congratulation, null and void.

#autism

I get a weird mixture of feelings when I am reminded that Mother’s Day is coming up:
- instinctive “oh shit, must get card and present”
- relief at remembering I don’t have to
- guilt at relief
- missing my mum
- ”oh shit, I have a child who is not old enough to deal independently with Mother’s Day“

I guess I have birthday plans now.

Cat with paw on Twister spinner.

Caught my cat trying to cheat at Twister.

I love that @salihughes.bsky.social chose my favourite song of all time (and I’m also having it at my funeral!).

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You too Rosie!

If someone buys something I will get a temporary reprieve from these heinous notions

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How I arrived on bluesky

I’m not going to lie, it’s a boon.

I can’t get my head around the idea of really giving a shit about what happens to whatever’s left of one’s body after it’s been harvested for usable parts.

(That said, imagine the embarrassment of being the relative of someone whose remains caused a fatberg.)

There but for the grace of being a smartarse and subscribing to the council’s calendar, like some kind of weird bin-obsessive, go I.

Thoughts and prayers with you and your family.

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I've decided that VR, in its currently available forms, is not for me.

If anyone is interested in buying my PS VR 2, and/or accessories, please peruse: www.ebay.co.uk/usr/nikhorne1

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Mug featuring photo of Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor in car, following his arrest, with the redness of his eyes exaggerated, and an oil painting filter applied. Around the image is printed H.R.H. The Duke of York, Earl of Inverness, Baron Killyleagh, with 2026 at the bottom. The titles have been crossed out in thick blue lines, and replacement text Prince Andrew, with the Prince part also crossed out, and Mountbatten-Windsor added, also in blue hand-scrawled lettering.

Special Commemorative Royal Mug(shot)!
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Hope you’ve spent it on an enormous plate piled high with bangers and mash.

You’re always welcome to DM me! Please feel free to tell me about your week.

Sorry you’ve had a crap week. Hope you have a lovely evening.

He’s present and available as original art here: www.chloecumming.com/birds

Still 99p on Kindle at the moment, and still in its Music Top 10. It's also available as a hardback (a perfect gift for yourself or others), and for those who've been asking - and some have - it's going to be published in the US in July. #IntoTheGroove

This is a bit of a bummer. www.ganymede.tv/2026/02/rob-...

So, are you voting Hancock’s Half Hour or Steptoe and Son? Is there a risk of splitting the anti-Comedy Playhouse vote?
#Galton&SimpsonByElection

#PregabalinDreams

‘Allo ‘Allo! was still going.

A sign from Television Centre, saying “Main Building”, now above my kitchen door.

A sign from Television Centre, saying “Spur”, now on my garage door.

Heaven forbid!