Shown on a wooden cutting board: a 1 pound package of strawberries, four fresh jalapeΓ±os, a package of puff pastry dough, and a pack of Philadelphia, original cream cheese
I had the glimmering of an idea, do I bought some ingredients, and now need to find out if I can make an actual tasty treat.
16.02.2025 02:36 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Absolutely gorgeous weather this weekend. 42Β° and not a cloud in the sky.
20.01.2025 04:57 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Why do fishnet stockings and stiletto nails go together so often?
Ah, of course.
19.01.2025 06:06 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I was part of a good community on TikTok, and Iβm irritated that Iβve been shut out of it for no objectionably sound reason.
19.01.2025 05:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Tumblr poster: ftafp
"Listen, I don't care if Joker 2 was a dogshit piece of a cinema. More superhero movies should be musicals for absolutely no fucking reason."
Follow up post by ftafp
"I dare you to try to look me in the eyes and tell me Deadpool and Wolverine wouldn't be improved by Ryan Reynolds singing The Greatest Showman's Other Side to a exasperated Hugh Jackman trying to pretend it wasn't the most beautiful work of irony he'd ever subjected himself to"
Like Hugh Jackman wouldn't absolutely love having his superhero movie turned into a musical.
08.01.2025 04:20 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Screenshot of the Royal Calf pet from the game Diablo, showing a cow with an udder and the description text βThis young creature has a regal air, as though he holds some special place within his herd. Who knows what they would do if he went missingβ¦β
Remembering that time 8 years ago when @diablo.blizzard.com said βtrans rightsβ.
05.01.2025 00:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Yesterday, the new team member told me I was a Type A like her, and I'm all I would never call myself Type A, I just have Strong Opinionsβ’ sometimes.
And then it hit me that, yeah, I have been shifting to a Type A. But at least I can keep it in check, and leave it at work at the end of the day. β π
06.12.2024 17:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I think the speed with which the UHC CEO memes and jokes were created and are being spread speaks volumes about just how *angry* Americans are with the current state of healthcare coverage.
04.12.2024 22:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Any time a conservative complains about "hypocrisy" or that "he lied", I am just going to laugh and laugh.
02.12.2024 18:45 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Just waiting for WA DOT to come over here, and I can get rid of the last app completely. I mean, I donβt need live traffic updates very often, but I do want access when I do need them.
30.11.2024 01:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
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