Michael Mayfield

Friendship time = slime time 🫂🥰🫶

25.02.2025 17:38 — 👍 222    🔁 17    💬 3    📌 3

Elon Musk and his 19-year-olds have now disrupted the approval of medical devices that save lives.

Every member of Congress bears a responsibility to stop this right now.

25.02.2025 22:24 — 👍 40037    🔁 9310    💬 774    📌 361

My Falafel used to adore feta cheese

22.02.2025 18:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh fuck, that is so incredibly dangerous

22.02.2025 18:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Every so often I remember that Oprah brought us Dr Phil, Dr Oz and The Secret but the only person she brought back to destroy on her show was the guy who pretended to be a worse drug addict than he actually was in a book

22.02.2025 11:12 — 👍 6842    🔁 822    💬 159    📌 58

These tiny baby pitchers are the cutest things ever

15.02.2025 16:41 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They really do just wanna be the kings of Shit Mountain

03.02.2025 20:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0