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Donald Trump threatening to take MAGA's guns away is an absolute chef's kiss

If Erik the Red were alive today I bet he'd be gloating like a mf

Obama actually won his Nobel Peace Prize.

Can we all agree to stop paying federal taxes?

No taxation without representation

MAGA likes to spout "1776" without understanding why the Revolution happened

Cut off federal funds. He has 700 billion to buy Greenland. He doesn't need our $$

Stop saying we shouldn’t impeach Nazis because they’ll be replaced by someone worse. We should never stop fighting to remove these evil monsters. Don’t obey in advance.

I guess I need to be less sarcastic, too. 😉

Which kind of Christian are you referring to? The Jesus kind or the MAGA kind?

Probably, but I'm not 100% sure. The racism seems to trump everything else.

Pedophilia, extreme corruption, and rampant incompetence doesn't even dent Trump's hardcore MAGA support. The only way they'd ever turn from him is if he said "Treat immigrants and minorities with respect."

📢 IDEA FOR ANYONE PROTESTING ICE

Get yourselves a MAGA hat to wear while confronting ICE

Let the shitty media try and spin that video and maybe wake up real MAGAts at the same time when they see ICE coming for "them"

Scott Adams died.

Oh well.

Release the Epstein files.

Person standing in front of masked goons in riot gear waving a Gadsden flag.

Always keep in mind that anything that happens to someone else can happen to you too.
Tyranny is here and sooner or later no one will be safe.

MAGA is weak, unpopular, and wildly outnumbered. Democrats need to start acting like it.

MAGA 2024: Ain't no gubment person ever gunna tell me what to do

MAGA 2026: Which part of the gun you want me to suck on, sir?

Yes, but remember it may have multiple forms

They say it's always darkest before the dawn. I'm not sure if that's true, but the only choice is to keep moving

Like Churchill said, if you're going through hell, keep going

I know the feeling. Chin up. It's midterms.

Smart

When things look their darkest and the worst people in the world are enjoying your pain, think about how satisfying it's going to be watching them bawl at their tribunals

Reminder: We the People shoulder the most taxes while receiving less and less in return while the oligarchs pay minimal taxes, have purchased all the representation and receive all of the benefits that come with that representation.
The regime is treading all over us!

This year is going to be like the final boss for optimists

I think it is probably a bad idea to put clearly unhinged, angry psychopaths in federal law enforcement positions.

The government is saying that violence rules. That snatching foreign leaders and territories, and shooting US citizens in their cars at point blank range, is justified. That resistance is not only futile, it is dangerous. They can say these things. But they cannot force us to believe them.

You didn’t see what you saw.

You saw what we decide you saw.

America 2026

JD Vance clearly woke up on the wrong side of the couch this morning

When Democrats are in charge, people have to put up with the "awful tyranny" of pronouns and letting trans people live their lives.

When Republicans are in charge, America invades other countries and unaccountable Gestapo members shoot innocent soccer moms in the face.

Am I correct that there’s no federal statute of limitations for murder so this could be prosecuted federally if we elect a Dem president in 2028?

I am impeaching Secretary Kristi Noem, who is an incompetent leader and a disgrace to our democracy.

She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.

Imagine the story ICE would be spinning if it wasn't caught on video. You can't believe anything that comes from the federal government right now.