Emo Linda Fiorentino

This is like a painting

'The oppressor would not be so strong if he did not have accomplices among the oppressed.'

Simone de Beauvoir

This place kinda felt like 2015 Twitter for a while but now it’s closer to 2019 Twitter, which feels more like home

It’s funny how the old media depiction of Nazis was always that they’re evil but dignified gentleman and now they’re openly just like “Hello. I’m the Anime Pedophile”

A four-panel image of Anita Bryant being pied in her sanctimonious face by gay rights activist Thom Higgins, 1977.

Happy Anita Bryant Humiliation Day

When these bastards eventually have their downfall, everyone who supported this will claim that they were always against this. Don't let these people forget what they did and how they supported these fascists

I’m looking forward to some of the brownshirts accidentally force-femming themselves in an attempt to go undercover.

every time i hear joji on the radio or something it baffles me because i don't know how the fuck he pivoted away from being an alt right pipeline precursor character to a lo-fi sad boy musician

I love how so many anti trans articles are basically just "Notorious Sexist Suddenly Really Concerned About Women's Sports"

there’s this weird idea that everyone wants to be in engaged in constant ‘debate™️’

it’s not true

what these ppl actually mean is that they think they should be free to hound, harass, and abuse minorities 24/7

they’re cowards who wouldn’t say boo to a ghost offline

ICE is hiring!

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Full video since YouTube removed it

Pete Hegseth accidentally flipping a skateboard into his nuts on live TV

Labour now just going “YOU HAVE TO FUCKING VOTE FOR US WHAT ARE YOU DOING OH YOU WANT REFORM DO YOU THAT’S WHAT YOU WANT IS IT WELL IF YOU VOTE GREEN YOU WILL GET REFORM….YES THE PARTY WE ARE CURRENTLY COPYING IN A REALLY WEIRD DESPERATE WAY” full out.

A lot of folks who made "free speech" their whole bit have made it exceptionally clear that the only speech they care about keeping "free" is their own and that of those who think exactly like them

I just called Chuck Schumer’s office and, for the first time EVER, a person answered, who then politely entered my complaints into their call log.

This tells me two things:

1) They’re not getting enough calls over there, and 2) If you want to yell at Schumer, today’s the day.

(212) 486-4430

Me looking at the morning memes on my commute to work

Everyone: What's government doing about the cost of living crisis, the climate crisis, and the unfolding genocide in Gaza?

Labour: "We will mandate people carry Brit cards".

This government's priorities are painfully out of touch and increasingly authoritarian.

cable news chyron: THE 19TH POLL: MOST MEN WANT A RETURN TO TRADITIONAL GENDER ROLES, BUT WOMEN AREN'T SO SURE

smart tv decided to turn my cable box back on tuned to east coast early morning cable news and i am simply not allowed to say what i think should happen to “most men” on the internet

just found a bullet casing with the entire bee movie script on it

So many of these "why i left the left" news articles always end up being "someone told me their pronouns and now I'm a fascist"

See, this is the disgusting thing about all this. This is what makes voters stay home.

The implication in all of this is "Look, I need to lie to those people to get elected, then we'll make sure you have rights."

I have heard this literally my entire life: "Politicians have to play the game."

The Onion: How do you respond to accusations that you’re beholden to large donors? Newsom: I assure you, there is no one I won’t betray in my pursuit of power.

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Gavin Newsom
https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-gavin-newsom/

Democrats look at the rise of fascism and think "if we act the exact same, we will definitely not push anyone away from voting for us"

An opinion headline titled "Here's why it would be a mistake for the Democrats to do anything that inconveniences rich assholes", by Some Rich Asshole

She's quoting Hitler *again*

Are the people from Get Into Teaching and Teach First aware of the existence of post 16 education? Like you are aware that kids don't stop learning after secodnary school, right? Please god tell me you know that. What do these guys think kids are doing before university?

Panel 1: A muscular guy with upturned hair in a tank-top, wearing a gold chain and gold watch. He is raising his left arm to gesture while speaking, head turned up smugly with his eyes closed, and saying "basically, there are 2 TYPES of men." Panel 2: He puts down his hand and look confidently ahead. He says "ALPHAS, the dominant WINNERS of the world, and BETAS, the losers." Panel 3: A girl with swirly glasses, messy hair, and a grey oversized sweatshirt has a pink "ita-bag" strapped on her shoulder. She says "What if there was a third type that could get pregnant." Panel 4: He looks at her, the confidence of his expression wavering slightly, and says "Bro I am so freakin scared of you."

Hey I'm gonna go start a cult does anyone want to join me