@dhansenx.bsky.social
Father. Runner. Writer of fine plays. www.davidhansen.org
It’s funny how we thought we “won” the Cold War
30.01.2026 19:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Biden was very unfair to him. You were also very unfair to him. We have, all of us, been very unfair to him.
28.01.2026 02:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ah, yes. Hitting your head against the wall a third time always does the trick
28.01.2026 02:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0US OUT OF DC
13.08.2025 18:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Kissing in the Old Arcade is hot.
11.07.2025 11:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0When Sen. Joni Ernest said, "Well, we all are going to die,” I didn’t think she meant right away.
22.06.2025 11:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0War is peace.
22.06.2025 10:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Get out of my house
22.06.2025 02:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Who radicalized him
16.06.2025 16:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Whenever anyone comments "where's the parade for ___?" another decade is added to the need for Pride to exist.
08.06.2025 13:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0John Mulaney and Mike Faist should do a buddy picture
16.05.2025 23:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Thank you again, I won’t forget it.”
16.05.2025 23:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0When an old person says things like, “We didn’t have things like ADHD or Autism or racism or
26.04.2025 02:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Guardians is such a cool name for a baseball team
09.04.2025 19:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Cleveland #HandsOff2025
05.04.2025 19:11 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I don't say this often because it just sounds like a childish insult, but it's actually true, Donald J. Trump is dumb.
04.04.2025 13:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They tried making flesh matching round bandages to obscure zits, and Gen Z was like fuck that make them cobalt blue and in the shape of a bunny
22.03.2025 19:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This response deserves attention.
17.03.2025 19:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Surely any organization celebrating Saint Patrick's Day are at risk of having their federal funding revoked.
16.03.2025 22:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I can’t the stand this.
11.03.2025 17:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Alexander cutting the Gordian Knot only the knot is intact and everyone standing around watching has been cut in half.
11.03.2025 12:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0But it’s the BEST worst stock market
10.03.2025 20:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This can go one of two ways.
He is regarded as the very worst president in history.
He builds a glorious thousand year reich.
Old enough to remember Ronald Reagan being lauded for restoring dignity to the White House after Jimmy Carter once wore a sweater on national TV.
31.01.2025 15:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yes. We want you to go swimming.
31.01.2025 14:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It was not.
25.01.2025 02:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You are the partner ❤️
19.01.2025 16:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0When we run marathons we complete them, so in spite of all my physical needs and instincts I will stick around for DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE (2024). But I am packed and ready to hit the road. Ack! Ack!
#sfmarathon50
Yep, fast asleep during all the most exciting parts of the last film. We’re winding down, two flicks left and I’ve put my pants back on.
#sfmarathon50
THE ORIGINAL GODZILLA (1954)
19.01.2025 01:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
