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The Iran war is under control by Trumps bonespur😵

You'd think a war planned in a pool cabana would be going better. 🤡

Chump And KegsBreath Are
Intentionally Under Reporting Our
Heroes Injuries, and Possibly
Deaths,As Well.......

A judge decided the DOGE bros canceling grants like mine should be protected from reputational damage associated with their depositions, but people like me have to live with lost income/jobs because they canceled our funding. If that’s justice, what does injustice look like to them?

How Epstein lured girls to his Zorro Ranch and kept authorities away At least 10 women and girls say they were groomed at what was once Jeffrey Epstein's Zorro Ranch in New Mexico.

To this day, no one has fully accounted for the crimes committed at Zorro Ranch, a failure that confounds victims, local officials and the public. Decades of missed chances allowed the ranch to escape scrutiny, prolonging its secrets and delaying justice for the girls Epstein brought there.

Trump claims Iran had plans to take over Middle East, eliminate Israel "Iran had plans of taking over the entire Middle East, and completely obliterating Israel," Trump wrote on Truth Social. "Just like Iran itself, those plans are now dead."

Trump dragged America into the Middle Eastern quagmire to escape the crimes he committed on Epstein Island

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This war is going so well

NEW: The Dept. of Homeland Security official overseeing election security helped advance efforts to seize voting machines after Trump’s 2020 loss.

Now he’s working with election deniers inside DHS.

@propublica.org is connecting alarming dots in Trump’s 2026 election takeover plot.

Cartoon by @mwuerker.bsky.social.

When the elite class gets to pick and buy the politicians who appoint the courts, we end up with courts who protect only the elite class and let everyone else suffer.

‼️Gulf allies are privately angry at Washington, blaming the U.S. for triggering a conflict that put them at risk, - WSJ

Trump has been calling regional leaders this week to reassure them, according to people familiar with the talks.

NEW: Judge orders board member Rep Joyce Beatty (D-OH) must be permitted to attend Kennedy Center board meeting on Monday.

Beatty has opposed Trump plan to shutter and gut the facility

Trump demands TSA employees work unpaid – and issues ‘promise’ for those who do Just hours after Transportation Security Administration (TSA) workers missed their first full paycheck amid the ongoing partial government shutdown, President Donald Trump took to social media Friday ...

Funding for the DH"SS" – which oversees the TSA – lapsed on Feb. 14 after Democratic lawmakers refused to approve funding without new guardrails on federal immigration enforcement agencies, which have faced months of scrutiny over violent and deadly operations across the United States.

It is important that our Committee conducts a serious and thorough investigation in the Epstein case.

I look forward to speaking with Tova Noel, who was the last person to see Jeffrey Epstein alive. We have lots of questions.

2 headlines from this week

U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents detained a father in Somerset County, then left his two children alone as they drove away, a report says.

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Immigrants in US reduced federal deficit by $14.5 trillion — paid more taxes than benefits they got (Market Realist) One of the Trump administration's priorities has been increasing restrictions on immigration, but that doesn't take their contribution to the economy into ac...

Trump’s hatred of immigrants has cost us 14 Trillion dollars so far. I don't know how much more our pocketbooks can tolerate!

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I cannot adequately explain how fucked up the World Cup situation is wihen the president of a host nation *threatens the safety* of one of the participants (Iran).
The USA should be removed as a host nation and if it's not, the games shoud be boycotted and ANYONE WITH A MORAL CENTER should see that.

Pentagon Tells Congress First Week of Iran War Cost More Than $11.3 Billion

Trump has spent over $11 BILLION on his war with Iran in just ONE WEEK — with currently no end in sight.

That’s billions burned overseas while Americans are left paying the price at home.

‘Happy (and safe) shooting!’ AI chatbots helped teen users plan violence in hundreds of tests | CNN As chatbots explode in popularity among young people, CNN’s investigation found that most of those we tested are not only failing to prevent potential harm – they are actively assisting users by givin...

There’s a way to deploy AI for good. This is AI gone wrong because we don’t have the right guardrails. Now is the time to make this a priority. www.cnn.com/2026/03/11/a...

Any country except for US and Israel can pass through Strait of Hormuz, Iranian Foreign Minister says All countries other than the US and Israel can have their ships pass through the Strait of Hormuz, Iran’s top diplomat said Saturday.

It’s only closed to us 🤣

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Philadelphia's DA Larry Krasner plans to prosecute the "Epstein class" on a state level, which means they can't be pardoned by Trump.
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles #Trump #EpsteinFiles #POTUS

This thread -- & the thread it links to, & @jamellebouie.net's original insight -- are super-important to understand. To the average Ivy-educated, DC-centric journalist, the MAGA base is almost entirely theoretical. They don't know any genuine MAGAts, they just construct a Noble Savage imaginary.

Staggering Revelations in the Epstein Files! YouTube video by Glenn Kirschner

Trump & his DOJ only stopped the search at Zoro Ranch and not the others at Epstein's time of death. Let that sink in for a second. youtu.be/uwkoXi-NA3Y?...

Evidence of Trump involved with LITTLE GIRLS!!! How can MAGA continue to justify this??? Or is it that most MAGA men think that sex with little girls is perfectly fine???
As a child who was molested I will fight for #Justice_ForEpsteinSurvivors and #ConvictSexualPredators and #President_Pedo_file