melissa

My favorite hams, ranked:
10. Stephen Colbert
9. Martin Short
8. Steve Martin
7. Catherine o'hara
6. John Candy
5. Hamburger w/ cheese
4. Roast Ham
3. Rosemary Ham
2. Black Forest Ham
1. Bacon

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Shitter is down

My spotify wrapped included a song I don't listen to. Its also by a woman beater, so I'm pretty sure thats a lie

Just out here, assuming the worst will happen.

now that women have ruined the workplace we should just get rid of it

I am dressed as an anxious middle aged woman for Halloween because that is also what I dress like all year

A haunted house but it's annoying guys from your past asking how your parents are doing

getting ready to celebrate hot fall girl bod by wearing only mashed potatoes and gravy

Props to America for ruining the internet with your news. 2025 is the dumbest timeline

So this is what living through "dark times" is like.

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Same

My dad was clinically dead once. He got up just in time to go to work.

I love that happiness is so elusive, but you can find disappointment absolutely anywhere.

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Bandcamp not working on my phone during my walk

Oh you're on bluesky? What's your Banger to Cringe ratio?

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Me, reacting to the price of some food items:

if you like Depression Plus™️, you’ll love Ultra Mega Depression Pro™️

the first scientist who figures out how to make afternoon time move as fast as morning time will be heralded as a saint

wearing this to jury duty

Two days of concerts is enough peopling for me.

What’s wrong babe you’ve barely touched your repost button

New music Friday: Rezz

Festival in my town this weekend. And I'm leaving to go to a different fest.
(Bands are better)

Its me!

If you saw me being grumpy at FOV, I blame men. My spouse for his aggressive driving and random dudes pushing me out of my spot was super annoying.

THE INVENTOR OF SADNESS: what if I told you that you could have something that was weightless, yet so very heavy

Sweater season is coming. Knitters rejoice!

@cashortrade.bsky.social One week until Field of Vision! Who's headed to Colorado for 3 marathon Gizz sets in the mountains? Grab your summer tour guide from @kglw.net and come hang out with the @weirdoswarm.org! We'll see you in the pit 🐊

Last weekend! So good