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she/her happily forever single Gardener Pothead RBF Green Witch Liberal with a gun

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I can't see Butthead without thinking about Charlie Kirk. Sorry, Butthead.

03.02.2026 23:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

GET EM

03.02.2026 22:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They couldn't even get Cat Crap Fever shittinhispants Nugent? LOL

03.02.2026 22:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's so delightful to watch the video. The flurry of activity and panic. It must have stank to high hell XD

03.02.2026 22:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

probably not devastated, but you KNOW she's mad AF.

02.02.2026 20:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

done!

02.02.2026 20:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Get in. We're messing up Melania's Amazon search results.
This weekend, Amazon is premiering it's $40 million Melania Trump documentary. It already seems to be a flop.
But we're going to take it one step further by messing up Melania's Amazon search results. Specifically, we're going to amplify the paranormal erotic thriller, Melania: Devourer of Men so it ranks higher than her movie.
The book is perfect: it's absurd, the cover is ridiculous, and it's free, so we're not giving Amazon any money.
We need people to:
1. "buy" the book (it's free)
2. Share this post and get other people to buy the book.
That's it. Then we can celebrate as an erotic novel about a bat monster Melania Trump becomes a higher and higher search result on Amazon.

Get in. We're messing up Melania's Amazon search results. This weekend, Amazon is premiering it's $40 million Melania Trump documentary. It already seems to be a flop. But we're going to take it one step further by messing up Melania's Amazon search results. Specifically, we're going to amplify the paranormal erotic thriller, Melania: Devourer of Men so it ranks higher than her movie. The book is perfect: it's absurd, the cover is ridiculous, and it's free, so we're not giving Amazon any money. We need people to: 1. "buy" the book (it's free) 2. Share this post and get other people to buy the book. That's it. Then we can celebrate as an erotic novel about a bat monster Melania Trump becomes a higher and higher search result on Amazon.

Okay troublemakers, punks, antifa supervillains, and anyone who just enjoys being a petty little shitbird while they fuck up the algorithm of a massive media corp. Here's your assignment for the weekend. Get on it and spread the word.

31.01.2026 21:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1784    ๐Ÿ” 1172    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 74    ๐Ÿ“Œ 109

Reports are circulating about Craigslist ads offering $50 for people to watch the Melania movie ๐Ÿ˜‚ and Snopes has confirmed the ad existed.

01.02.2026 20:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5264    ๐Ÿ” 1438    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 339    ๐Ÿ“Œ 96

oooooh interesting!!! Sounds delish!

31.01.2026 18:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I Really Don't Care- Do U?

31.01.2026 18:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15050    ๐Ÿ” 2731    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 700    ๐Ÿ“Œ 87

jebus knows thats true!

31.01.2026 18:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Make him famous.

31.01.2026 11:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 213    ๐Ÿ” 158    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
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Macaulay Culkin posted a tribute to Catherine Oโ€™Haraโ€ฆ.Iโ€™m not crying, youโ€™re crying ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ™

30.01.2026 20:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4804    ๐Ÿ” 870    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 65    ๐Ÿ“Œ 79
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๐Ÿ˜Ž

30.01.2026 18:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17480    ๐Ÿ” 3756    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 424    ๐Ÿ“Œ 192

I used to get Sydney Sweeney and Sabrina Carpenter confused. But now I can easily tell them apart. One is a racist and very bad actor who won't stand for something and therefore will fall for anything. The other is Sabrina Carpenter ๐Ÿ˜ #sydneysweeneycaneatabagofnazidicks

30.01.2026 22:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hope Italy gets every ICE agent. Hopefully their military are not a bunch of bootlickers like ours. #illegalorders #fuckthemilitary #fuckfakecops #fuckrealcops

30.01.2026 21:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bad Bunny is wearing a dress and a bunny mask at the superbowl. This is the first year I will have the whole game on. #greenday #badbunny #magatearsareyummy #ishedeadyet

30.01.2026 19:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Right???? WHEN WILL HE DIE?

30.01.2026 19:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

just not America!!!!

30.01.2026 19:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

NOT STRONG ENOUGH. DENOUNCE ICE. ALL CELEBRITIES!!!!

30.01.2026 19:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

celebrities? ๐Ÿ˜‚

30.01.2026 19:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm SO looking forward to seeing how badly melania's movie does this weekend. We're very red and there are few seats sold. #melaniashusbandfuckskids #ishedeadyet

30.01.2026 19:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I'm glad because I want Maxie to choose Spinelli always.

29.01.2026 22:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

YES!!!!!!

29.01.2026 21:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Imagine how much bodily fluids these douches ingest when they go out. I like to think about it. ๐Ÿ˜

29.01.2026 21:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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including the extensive plastic surgery ๐Ÿ˜†

29.01.2026 21:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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