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Animator, VFX artist, Storyteller.

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Between her and that one lawyer, sure has been a month for grifters.

02.11.2025 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Suspect Guilty GIF Alt: Man in Hot Dog costume reassuring a room full of incredulous people that β€œwe’re all trying to find the guy who did this.”

β€œThe woke (((globalist))) hate beauty and want you to eat your goyslop in your little gray prison cells!”
Translation:

21.10.2025 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I remember the kids in Junior High and High School who had Nazi phases.

It wasn’t a phase.

21.10.2025 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I miss when Ai meant Adobe Illustrator.

19.10.2025 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 563    πŸ” 70    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 3

Two of my fucking sisters work for some AI dogshit companies too, so my parents are fucking hounding me about β€œwhy don’t you just use AI to make your cartoons?!”

AAAAAAAAGH!

13.10.2025 03:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

BatmanToolofTheEnemy.jpg

13.10.2025 03:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And in my new job I’m beset by so much AI produced β€œcontent” and other forms of content mills. I’m seething in rage partly because the kids I help are watching this, and I have no idea what this is doing to their brains, but knowing so many people I love are unemployable now because of THIS SHIT!

13.10.2025 03:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But I have so many friends and people I respect or even idolize who have been out of work for YEARS! Brilliant wonderful people, almost all of them are queer or neurodivergent or here on visas. Absolute dogshit.

13.10.2025 03:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I spent my entire adult life trying to follow my dreams and be a professional animator/film maker. Venture capital billionaires and AI ghouls have hollowed out the entirety of the industry. I’m lucky that I was able to pivot careers at 35 years of age-

13.10.2025 03:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Narrow urethra included?

12.10.2025 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oda was like, β€œwhat if Che Guevara didn’t suck.”

12.10.2025 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every person I’ve ever met who does psychedelics on a fairly regular basis just to take the edge off has been pretty chill and a decent person.

Every single person I’ve encountered who LIVES in them like a spacing guild navigator in spice is the worst sort of monster.

12.10.2025 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Going to invent a Time Machine and show this to Tolkien and tell him it was God punishing him for being a Francoist.

12.10.2025 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We’re dumping chemicals to turn all the fish in the ponds non-binary.

12.10.2025 06:42 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my fucking god it’s got a Lord of the Rings name too!

Deep breaths. I must not fedpost. I must not fedpost.

12.10.2025 06:30 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The sexy, but tough, but still seeking validation from a man female love interest will be named Police Nautington.

10.10.2025 05:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m going to make a Kojima tribute game and have a character named Metal Gearman.

10.10.2025 05:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Like the only VAGUELY queer coded moment was Rumi rejecting the old Honmoon to build her own… which is exactly the same as the original and fulfills the same purpose.

10.10.2025 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Christian parents can usefully use KPop Demon Hunters to explore themes of idolatry and the Kingdom of God with their family It might sound unlikely but Charles Merritt shows how this latest film from Netflix is a great springboard for great family faith conversations

Yeah! I thought the movie was VERY Christian coded. And apparently we’re not the only ones to notice. www.premiernexgen.com/popular-cult...

10.10.2025 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Un homme qui stresse au point de transpirer conduit sur un sieste futuriste. Derrière lui, il y a le portrait d'un homme barbu avec un casque et une tenue militaire.

Un homme qui stresse au point de transpirer conduit sur un sieste futuriste. Derrière lui, il y a le portrait d'un homme barbu avec un casque et une tenue militaire.

Mobile Suit Tintin Gundam

29.05.2025 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1306    πŸ” 499    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 8

Everyone should spend a day body surfing. Closest I can imagine to a religious experience.

14.09.2025 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ok, but as an ocean enjoyer, surrendering yourself to the buffeting of the waves is one of my favorite experiences.

14.09.2025 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

pros of being an artist:

-i can bring life to a concept that up to that point only existed in my head
-ppl wanna see me draw their fellas in my art style (flattering) (fulfilling)

cons of being an artist:

-when im Not making art i feel like im being boiled in oil

23.08.2025 12:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2966    πŸ” 906    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 11
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β€œBetween 2009 and 2012, iPhones had a built-in "Send to YouTube" button in the Photos app. Many of these uploads kept their default IMG_XXXX filenames, creating a time capsule of raw, unedited moments from random lives.”
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this is beautiful πŸ₯²

25.08.2025 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 741    πŸ” 311    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 41

But will Tariff finally like it?

26.08.2025 08:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I always like how the info in the Star Wars crawl is almost always not necessary or relevant to know for the movie or just gets explained in the next scene anyways and was put there so you feel like you’re just randomly witnessing part whatever of some ongoing serial at the matinee.

19.08.2025 14:11 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

… what.

18.08.2025 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The pop-sci explanation I always hear is tea has L-theanine

17.08.2025 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ey! Dey’re walkin’ here! Because dey got a robust public in-free-structure system!

13.08.2025 14:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also what happened in Ukraine.

12.08.2025 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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