Lucy Abbotts

i’M wRiTiNg To SaY tHaT rObeRt JeNrIcK iS *nOt* a ZeN, wAiT XxEn, No HaNg On…

And his lies, maintaining straight-faced that the ‘mothers and the fathers’ are the ones protesting. SYL/“Tommy Robinson” was going to show up at one stage fgs.

The police have been issued with new guidance suggesting that they give Nigel Farage a running commentary on every aspect of every crime, so that he doesn’t feel the need to make shit up and incite riots.

We’d be shocked at the idea of a heart ever beating in that chest in the first place.

WTAFF

Goldfish 1: knock knock

Goldfish 2: who's there

Goldfish 1: who's where

Goldfish 2: what

Innoving

Stupendous.

Rupert Lowe will make no apology for demonstrating that he can assemble a sad little crowd of moronic racists with a click of his fingers. #Yarmouth

The famous magic fortnight, eh?

‘Perhaps I’m his type’ -way to go!

my 18-year old son among them. Superb.

I was in a pub with my son with a view of the top half of Tower bridge. The bascules were raised while we were there - had never seen this happen before - *and* someone at the next table sang the theme tune. 🎶

I’ve no idea why we can’t get people to refer to Reform Ltd with the most important bit: “Ltd”. It’s like we want them to take over. Can’t we see that without the “Ltd” we make them sound good regardless of our critique? #StopFascism

#r4today still managed to squish in a cosy chat with a Heritage Foundation advisor though, so business as usual.

WCW rides again.

📌

But however will we sneak in interviews with the Heritage Foundation??

and yourself!

Chapeau!

His bonhomie-ometer misfires again.

I hope you don’t like
I hope you don’t like
‘Cos I really love yeast
extract, when its swirled…

Sounds like two police cars.
What a legacy. A light has gone out.

#ChocolateEggs

You’ve only just formed your party ™️. Are you off already?

Terrific.

Saying that you haven’t seen/read a relatively high-profile document is a euphemism. Unless it is covered by the OSA or is privileged and can’t be discussed, in which case the professional thing is to say so. Fairly sure they have each other’s numbers.

Dressing it up as introversion is as pathetic as Gregg Wallace reaching for the autism lever. They’re all certain that their people are morons.

Steve ‘hardman’ Baker getting away with actual murder on bbcr4 right now, and revealing a troubling level of narcissism. James Naughtie deferring to him. Utterly pointless series.

Impressive green fig harvest from suburban garden

Ditto. It’s a bit mono, though.