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and im the one banned loooool

went back on twitter for a day, was immediately reminded why i left

ME: *writing in my journal with the sole aim of pissing off future historians and archaeologists* I returned to my home - which is built in the usual style - by the normal way, and prepared and ate dinner in the way I often but not always do

As a father of five kids, I totally agree with this evergreen post.

It’s next year.

Excellent post

this doesn't work when the far right has shoved the great replacement theory down their throats

mark cuban is the elon of bluesky cause why do i see at least three of his tweets on here everyday

who is pete hegseth

:(

literally thinking that rn

An artist (Liberal Jane) drawing of a group of people. The person in the middle holds a sign saying “I don’t know how to convince you to care about other people.”

I can’t even look at the news today but this is about where I’m at.

Artist credit: Liberal Jane

i watched my cat get tortured by a fly one time (It kept teasing him but he couldnt catch it)

all those conservatives makeup girlies and seriously no one bothered to blend trumps makeup into his neck??

i miss the beach

my bf just told me there's a parasite in my head that makes me love the way my cat smells... what the hell, sure

this is why they will never show the videos of them bc then it would be clear that theyre just gesticulating. unlike elon.

hmm you're onto something..

6:99...

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man i miss my moots

Sorry I’m busy all day, I have a phone call scheduled at 4pm.

yooooooooo so lucky.... when u see them know theyre in their bag

Take back your attention.

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deleted twitter

me n da bf

i need cake

now im getting even more of them

i cant have anything fr