Hell ya. I’m envious. I’d probably still shoot like 60% on late 90s players but I have weakened in modern day
[Michael Jordan appears on television]
Normal kids: whoa! I should play basketball like him
Future Bluesky users: whoa! I should memorize the Sporting News NBA Register
absolutely love this. This was my party trick when I was 7
Free message for Democrats on taxes: We will use them to improve people's lives instead of killing people for no reason.
i think it's really really bad for Dems to roll with the idea that taxes are bad instead of 'everyone deserves a living wage'. if you ever wanted to add fuel to the "takers and makers" argument this is basically lobbing them an alley-oop
bust
"almost"? did he say Dickey Simpkins or not Ricky
oh god all you had to do was post a link and now i wanna do drag bunts as Ichiro so badly
i saw a street cat stalking a baby squirrel and i was like "cmon man leave that squirrel alone" and it listened to me
thank you!
did we *both* use your criterion account to watch the player last week?
good idea but I have to take my kid to music class
I just feel like instead of bombing Iran the government should have bought me 10 million Chevy bolts
I hereby release this weasel into the public domain
In a world where the oldest antisemitic canards include the belief that there is a Jewish conspiracy to reshape politics to favor the Jews, there are really people who believe it makes us safer to ruin the lives of college students and spend billions against anyone deemed to be disloyal
I am so mad about antisemitism. But I am also so mad at so many people who thought that a Jewish state becoming the face of war crimes, and so many institutions claiming being insufficiently supportive of Israel as a justification for so many damaging interventions wouldn't make it worse.
i'm serious. i think they might reach a deal simply so both parties stop humiliating themselves
the WNBA and its PA are approaching a pact based on mutually assured destruction. this is the sloppiest shit i have ever seen on both sides
coupla fellas i keep seeing talking on the internet whom i'd rather see nibbled by ants
lol i fully support the AAAAAArms race
Marist is not :(
additionally the MAAC is BAAC
one of my favorite regular season games of all time
i mean he is a potential avatar for this entire project. He could just as easily be the main character of the positive side of the coin by getting his shit together (statistically and aesthetically) in the playoffs. He's done that before!
“NYU doesn’t lose often, and for the last three years, they haven’t lost at all.”
a fun read on a crazy-strong team: nymag.com/intelligence...
and i thank you for that. i get 3 cents every time you sing it
i do recall feeling at the end of each of the last two seasons like they kinda ran out of blood, but who knows if they'd even gotten that far without preparing themselves to thrash their way out of tough situations in the early rounds
lol
the jewish conspiracy claims another victim
buddy you should see our texts
