Yee Hyena

I personally can’t think of much worse than going to an invite-only event where everyone pats themselves on the back for “being one of the good ones” while also being part of the reason groups of people are systemically excluded.

It validates a lot of my beliefs about the UK furry fandom spaces.

Londons feeling very gay this evening

a cartoon of spongebob sitting in front of a tv ALT: a cartoon of spongebob sitting in front of a tv

The entire world right now

Today on cooking with yeen:

Bibimbap! :3

A very silly edit of a photo of a pavement. A woman is walking along with a twin pushchair. The right side has a baby as you’d expect, but the left side just has a generic takeaway pizza box. I used a stock photo of a pushchair, the default player character from Old School RuneScape as the woman, and promo art of Baby Luigi as the baby. The backdrop and the pizza box are both photos I took myself.

I saw something funny in Partick and really wanted to share it, but I didn't want to take a photo of a random person’s baby — that's just creepy

So I've used all my artistic power to bring you this 110% accurate portrayal of the scene, exactly as I witnessed it on Dumbarton Road yesterday evening

There goes my workday, all this pressure's really getting to me... 🍑✨

Just a thing for the lovely @thicctrashpanda.bsky.social in thanks for his own generosity

Yeening!

Me after a night's sleep:

My neck, my back.

American's mocking the UK for the Online Safety Act as if your government at both state and federal level is not looking at this thinking "good idea".

This is in your future folks

The myth of watching "consensual" porn. Pictured are a couple saying "I consent" and Keir Starmer saying "I don't' Text below reads "Isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?"

congratulations to all the VPN companies on having so many new customers from the UK

the online safety act is so fucking dumb

Can I get likes on barq from people actually somewhat near me and also people that have been an adult for more than fuckin 5 minutes (so many 18 year olds omg)

I should post here more. I’ve gotten bad at social media xD

Folks, we either have a global socialist revolution, or the capitalists are going to kill us all.

We're on the verge of a for-profit man made mass extinction and we need to get upset.

The working class needs to step up.

All of my yes?

I think they call it McDo there

This’d be McDon’t

reveal your mcsecrets, mcfrance

Hufff I neeeeeed to sniff these

Refill cartons of laundry detergent with a leaflet on top that says “No 51 washing laundry: 1hr drying laundry: 1hr putting it away: 5-6 business days! the weekly cycle 🙄 THE TRUTH ABOUT LAUNDRY.”

I’m being called out by my laundry detergent

cartoon for the guardian by Stephen Collins - script as follows: [Scene is a darkened LOFT. Amongst the boxes and junk are FOUR KNACKERED OLD FANS - three tower fans and one circular, with cracked grey plastic and buttons missing. One fan, TOWER FAN 1, is a bit taller than the others, and is addressing them] 1 TOWER FAN 1: Right lads, get ready. 2 TOWER FAN 1: This is our time. 3 TOWER FAN 1: The time when we remember who we are, and why we’re here. 4 TOWER FAN 1: We are the four crap fans in a British person’s loft, and we are here to make absolutely no difference whatsoever. 5 TOWER FAN 1: I know what you’re thinking, lads: 6 TOWER FAN 1: Surely this will be the year they finally replace us? 7 TOWER FAN 1: Our plastic’s gone all brown... I haven’t oscillated since 2018... 8 TOWER FAN 1: Dave here sounds like a spitfire and blows like a sad cat’s sigh… TOWER FAN 2: Cheers mate 9 TOWER FAN 1: But no. These people are British, and every year, they forget the sun exists. By the time they remember, new fans will cost *four million pounds* on Amazon. 10 TOWER FAN 1: So we’ll be back down there... shovelling thick air across the moaning faces of a species that cannot comprehend the concept of air conditioning, or even just closing the curtains when it’s hot out... 11 TOWER FAN 1: ...while they incessantly bang on about normally hot countries which this country is now temporarily a bit hotter than. 12 [The loft hatch opens and a person comes up the ladder] PERSON: APPARENTLY IT’S HOTTER THAN GREECE, LISA

british fan chat

Panel 1 shows Wallace with a thermometer in his mouth and gromit with an ice pack on his head, holding an anti-biotic of some sort. Wallace says "We may be too ill for pride this year, but worry not lad! My new pride bot should be ready to roam the parade and celebrate for us!" Panel 2 shows a robot wearing a pup hood, collar and leash, underwear and holding a whip. Wallace on screen says "Just need to iron out the kinks, eh lad?"

This is my contribution to pride this year, I'm too tired for anything more

I don’t think I could come up with a funnier domain name for me than hyena.digital xD. Registered for only £2 too

New handle :3

YouTube video by Electric Callboy Electric Callboy - REVERY (OFFICIAL VIDEO)

🎵Revery, you took the loneliness away from me. Don’t wanna feel like a puppet🎵

This song has not left my head since it dropped.

youtu.be/P8GcY04BUL8

In the you wouldn't steal a car font: you wouldn't suck my dick and fondle my balls and kiss me on the lips even

Fuck I could really use some company. Not even just for horny things, though that would be nice too.
Just feeling kinda alone lately. I chat with plenty of people online all the time. But I need someone in the room with me for a bit

Fuck I could really use some company. Not even just for horny things, though that would be nice too.
Just feeling kinda alone lately. I chat with plenty of people online all the time. But I need someone in the room with me for a bit

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Bow & bend over for your under-lord and prepare to be enraptured by Baphomet's Bludgeon, our satyr dildo!

Maybe I should date again. Or at least be open to a relationship happening.

Feeling the downsides of being single lately