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@hindumonkey.bsky.social

Movies, Gaming, FPL Shithousery, Cats & Satire. Don't let this bastard game grind you down. One Love.

4,624 Followers 671 Following 2,167 Posts Joined Nov 2024
12 hours ago

I've got to buy Joao Pedro back and take one for the team, haven't I.

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12 hours ago
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Man Utd Predicted XI for @emma1.bsky.social

As ever only two real decisions injuries permitting.

Mazza v Dalot

And which one of the front four warms the bench.

I think Amad comes back in. We've been poor without him and I think Carrick reverts back.

Mbeumo has been dreadful last 2 mind...

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3 days ago

Don't worry Spurs fans, your other keeper kept a clean sheet for a full 2 minutes

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3 days ago

Well yes and no. I think most people CAN see that which is why Farage is so deeply unpopular and hated. 75% of the population would resist that very strongly.

The issue is nobody seems to like any other politician either πŸ˜†

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3 days ago

We're in such a strange place in UK politics where Reform are ahead in every poll, despite being Farage and ex Tories who we just kicked out

But on top of that, the collective will to see anybody BUT Reform be in power means their position is a bit of an illusion

Most popular and unpopular. By far

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1 week ago
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No FPL for over a week.

What a time to be alive

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1 week ago
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Absolute. Cinema.

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1 week ago

Agree to disagree

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1 week ago
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What on earth are you on about? Proper headloss comment.

We'd be relegated without him.

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1 week ago

Losing to 10 men once in a season is bad enough, twice is unforgivable.

Doing so is never on the managers. Despite Carrick being too slow (as was Amirom) to change things.

It's just pathetic mentality from the players.

10 dreadful performances and Bruno Fernandes.

Deserved nothing.

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1 week ago

Wouldn't matter who I captained tbf.

Unless it was Gabriel. Who I'm sure will concede soon.

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1 week ago

Joao Pedro has more points than my entire front 8

Again

I just want it to stop

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1 week ago

I don't understand what I need to do to get an attacking fucking return from Morgan Rogers

I'm in a simulation.

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1 week ago

8th blank in a row for Aaronson. I have murdered that man's career in broad daylight.

Police asleep on the job.

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1 week ago

Free Hit?

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1 week ago
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Rolling. Benching Timber again. Arse crack fully opened ready for Ekitike.

What will be will be.

Good luck all. Don't pick my players. You have fair warning.

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1 week ago

He's been better recently tbf. If it was Arteta or Howe I certainly wouldn't be waiting πŸ˜†

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1 week ago

He will click again. And home to Forest is a lovely fixture. They are dreadful.

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1 week ago

Losing a guaranteed 0.2m by choosing to wait to see what Pep says about Haaland tomorrow is very annoying.

Need every pound I can get with this car crash

Ekitike rising, Haaland falling

Does nobody wait for information anymore πŸ˜‚

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1 week ago

Fucking brilliant mate

Just not for me

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1 week ago

So close to a good week

And then I put Timber 3rd sub and he's the only person not coming on...

We go again

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1 week ago

Not now mate

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1 week ago
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Didn't break Wilson

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1 week ago

Why are they still on there? Most get their subs/views from YouTube or 3rd parties. Surely nobody is making money off Twitter itself?

I seem to remember AZ being told at the start of season he had to have an account on there by someone he works for.

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1 week ago

Amazingly, I'm worse

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1 week ago

The Brendan "2 big chances every fucking game" Aaronson punt continues to pay off

7th blank in a row

The worst run of his career

It's simply what I do

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1 week ago
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Another train crash

The original 🐐

If you know, you know

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2 weeks ago

Another solid 2 points from Morgan Rogers. The talisman of my team.

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2 weeks ago

Point Break, Big Trouble in Little China, Raw Deal

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2 weeks ago

Yes

But congrats on the other 3

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