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@hindumonkey.bsky.social

Movies, Gaming, FPL Shithousery, Cats & Satire. Don't let this bastard game grind you down. One Love.

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He's been better recently tbf. If it was Arteta or Howe I certainly wouldn't be waiting πŸ˜†

02.03.2026 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He will click again. And home to Forest is a lovely fixture. They are dreadful.

02.03.2026 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Losing a guaranteed 0.2m by choosing to wait to see what Pep says about Haaland tomorrow is very annoying.

Need every pound I can get with this car crash

Ekitike rising, Haaland falling

Does nobody wait for information anymore πŸ˜‚

02.03.2026 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Fucking brilliant mate

Just not for me

01.03.2026 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So close to a good week

And then I put Timber 3rd sub and he's the only person not coming on...

We go again

01.03.2026 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Not now mate

01.03.2026 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Didn't break Wilson

01.03.2026 14:10 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Why are they still on there? Most get their subs/views from YouTube or 3rd parties. Surely nobody is making money off Twitter itself?

I seem to remember AZ being told at the start of season he had to have an account on there by someone he works for.

01.03.2026 08:26 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Amazingly, I'm worse

28.02.2026 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Brendan "2 big chances every fucking game" Aaronson punt continues to pay off

7th blank in a row

The worst run of his career

It's simply what I do

28.02.2026 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Another train crash

The original 🐐

If you know, you know

28.02.2026 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Another solid 2 points from Morgan Rogers. The talisman of my team.

27.02.2026 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Point Break, Big Trouble in Little China, Raw Deal

27.02.2026 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes

But congrats on the other 3

27.02.2026 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wanker x

27.02.2026 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nah will wait for doubles and get less points then

27.02.2026 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No

27.02.2026 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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No idea on bench. Feel free to suggest. I guarantee whoever I put on there will outscore those on the pitch.

Aiming for 16th bad week in a row. Generational run.

27.02.2026 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0
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Predicting once again that Sesko actually starts a football match

Surely at home to Palace...

Follow @emma1.bsky.social for all predicted team news before each deadline.

27.02.2026 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What a day. The Greens winning, Farage crying and I'm going to buy Harry Wilson.

Peak.

27.02.2026 07:48 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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So the Telegraph is taking this well

27.02.2026 07:06 β€” πŸ‘ 5952    πŸ” 1113    πŸ’¬ 412    πŸ“Œ 289

The Gorton and Denton result was, above all things else, a vote for positive politics and not racism and hatred.

The Tories and Labour are dead, but people need to start believing that real change is possible. Not just yelling stop the boats from a fucking Wetherspoons.

Real hope. Real change.

27.02.2026 06:47 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

It was a screenshot. But yes.

25.02.2026 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Meanwhile over on X

25.02.2026 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I should really roll next week. But just realised the opportunity to end Harry Wilsons season is right there...

Incredibly tempting

24.02.2026 08:20 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 0
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8 blanks. Zero goals. 15th bad week in a row.

It can't go on etc etc etc

23.02.2026 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just. Fucking. Start. Him.

23.02.2026 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"Nah he meant that shit bro"

Absolute morons

23.02.2026 08:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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So happy for Robert Aramayo winning at the Baftas last night. An unbelievable performance in a film of unspeakable humanity.

I urge everybody to watch it. Especially if you're American and seemingly have no idea what Tourettes is whilst you're online trashing both the actor and the inspiration.

23.02.2026 07:36 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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FPL Runners - assemble πŸ”₯

Time to get the 2026 FPL 10K in the diary.

11th April at 3pm (time may flex)

Come to Bristol for a beautiful route & social after

Or

Do a remote 10K and record your stats

Winner & Runner up for both options

Who’s in?? πŸ”₯

Details to come…

22.02.2026 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0