Michael Elliott

My boy, Jamie Maddox (multiple man)

Ah yes, the recovery coma.

i don’t give a fuck about a war criminal having cancer.

I keep seeing people say what a great guy the pope was, but I'm confused because he sheltered and elevated George Pell in the Vatican. Maybe I have a different standard for "great guy"

I think it’s fine to bully people for reading Harry Potter in 2025 actually

If you want to read your old Harry Potter books, you should do it in secret and shamefully - you know, in the way that J.K. Rowling wants to force trans people to live.

When you’re a kid and your mom has her Mystery Hour in the kitchen at the end of the day and then you grow up and find out she was literally just loading the dishwasher and putting shit away and wiping shit down for a whole damn hour

>hates regulation
>uses data to show that there hasn’t been a major disaster (ignores that this is because of government regulations)
>concludes regulations are not needed
>builds a submarine that ignores regulations
>dies

Regulations wins once again

I LOVE REGULATION. I LOVE THE PEACE OF MIND KNOWING THAT A RESTAURANT IS SAFE TO EAT AND A PRODUCT WONT KILL ME. I WANT MORE REGULATION. I DONT WANT CORPORATIONS TO BREATHE WITHOUT GOVERNMENT PERMISSION.

The "drawn" players look like the cake sketches in The Great British Bake Off

You know, I'd honestly display this proudly on my SUV.

I sure do miss the time where social media brightened my day, rather than left me will a feeling of unease and foreboding. It's just sad.

Wasn't Stu's side of the family Christian though? I believe they had Christmas episodes too?

But na. That's enough. Now all these people can sleep well, voting a blue that keeps getting more red every passing minute.

All the excitement in the world because a speech has a line on Palestine deserving 'dignity and security', amid Israeli talking points. No promises to stop backing that machine, no. No denouncement of the genocide. You would think that would be the very least we'd demand...

The thing about switching to bsky that has been the hardest to accept: I feel like all I see are generally vanilla liberal posts. People eager to be comforted by a vibe change and some circus rather than substantial policy and agenda change. It feels very gross.

Saying that everyone has to shut up about an active genocide because it is ruining the vibes of your political movement is so nihilistic that I really can't believe any human who lives and breaths could even imagine thinking it.

Far as I've seen, Uncommitted has gone above and beyond to show good faith (something they shouldn't have to do) and cooperation, without getting the same in return.

And we know those numbers are likely so much higher.

Toddler's birthday party (and mine, but like... Unimportant in contrast) is tomorrow. So, of course I suddenly feel off today and a little light headed. I'm gonna be real upset if this keeps trending in that direction.

MASH THE PEDAL TO THE FLOOR JOSEPH

For my first post here, I'll make sure it's profound.

While checking out the Macklemore IG post I saw someone call his music 'awful.' Why be so sharp, ya know? At worst, he's a bit cheesy but earnest. Nothing I've heard from him was worse than mid? I dunno. People can't help but go for extremes.