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Oh hell no – not PK trying to get the last word at the reunion! “I only hope this version of #Dorit finds her way back to the person she once was.” Brutal, and can’t we all say that about our exes during a break up? #Bravo #RHOBH

Catching up on #RHOA from last week. At first I wasn’t sure about Shamea’s energy - but now that she’s settled in, I’m really enjoying her! This feels like watching a whole new show and I’m loving it. #RHOBH needs the same style rebuild: a few faces we enjoy plus new & better stories.

Category is Mediorce White Men who play in women’s faces #BelowDeckDownUnder #SouthernCharm #SummerHouse

oh nooooooo how awfUL what next? is he also hung and a generous lover?

Denise Richards & her Wild Things: I haven’t been this excited for a show after its premiere since #RHOSLC ! Live feeds 24/7. Inject it into my veins #DeniseRichards #wildthings #Bravo #BravoTV

And David- you haven’t apologized once and actually meant it. You think you’re entitled to instant forgiveness? Given the slightest pushback on your shitty behavior you reveal yourself to be a selfish garbage human. Looking forward to the day you & Madison fuq each other over #MAFS

That scarlet letter red on Madison is a choice - and the terrible red eyeshadow and aggressive attitude towards Michelle both prove the point: Madison is a liar, cheater and a real garbage human. You never deserved a good guy like Allen, babe. Have fun in the basement! #MAFS

“Juancho not being able to deal with me being a magical unicorn“ *snaps* Good for you Karla 🦄 #MAFS

Woohoo! Karla ended it first. That felt good. Juan fumbled this for sure #MAFS

Ooops #RHOP

Okay Karen Huger verdict WHEN #RHOBH

You can never make me believe that Kyle didn’t fall head over heels for Morgan and put Mau on standby for her. She’ll never admit it until Morgan claims her, but Morgan has never been “out” in her industry (to be gay and country? Still dicey) So let’s not act like Mau wasn’t the one dumped #RHOBH

Dorit might be annoying but she’s not wrong. Sutton doth protest too much!

Camille keeps referring to Thomas not taking initiative, as if she wants a dominant man. Why aren’t you saying what YOU want from the future? Truth is she said all of her past relationships were toxic, but that’s what she’s attracted to. The call is coming from inside the house babe #MAFS

Karla deserves a man who adores her. Juan isn’t that man. Is it just me or did he not really try to light that spark at all? #MAFS

Luann rising from the wrecy as the true legend of OG #RHONY was not on my bingo card, but it feels so right! Cabaret Queen indeed.

Madison is a liar, point blank period. “I’m going to take space for myself first.” Mmkay girl. You probably drove straight to David’s house after every scene. And what grown woman wants to be told “I want to rock with you”? 😬 #MAFS

Yuck! Tbh I don’t want to see David and Madison dating. I want them to shrivel up and go away forever #MAFS

The music editors on this MAFS episode are really trying it. I can barely hear Juan & Karla talk over these cheesy interludes. Turn it down!! #MAFS

Amazing how I thought David was so attractive in the beginning. Now he just looks old and gross. Love Dr. Pia going in hard on him. #MAFS

lol! Paranoia runs deep.

And she doubled down. I’m so gagged (not in a good way) over this - she’s sitting with Kathy Hilton, Boz, Jennifer, Kyle $$$- and they all looked embarrassed for you. Get a clue. #Sutton #RHOBH

Sutton. Not only is “pick on someone whose wallet fits” gross, it’s gauche and tacky. And openly classist. You lost me, girl #RHOBH #Bravo

As soon as Sutton starts to mock someone, she’s lost. It’s immature and a stall for not having valid point. #RHOBH I felt this way about Ariana #VPR too. When she mocked Lala and Raquel it just made me cringe. #Bravo

Austen evaporating! I am crying. So funny. I already shriveled up and died five minutes ago. Right when she faked that stomachache #SouthernCharm #Bravo

“She doesn’t like you” - someone had to say it! Well done Madison. She’s actually one of the best at being a real friend here. #SouthernCharm #Bravo

It wasn’t awkward?! Taylor, were we at the same dinner? I almost died of the awkwardness, plz #SouthernCharm #Bravo

Oh no. She said I’m sure you do, not I miss you. I gonna die of cringe #SouthernCharm #Bravo

Madison and Rodrigo giving each other side eyes at the table with Sienna is proof we need a gay man on the cast of every Bravo show. Including Housewives #SouthernCharm #Bravo

Sienna‘s got the ick. Sorry, Shep, there’s no cure for that. Some things money can’t buy. #SouthernCharm #Bravo