joie de vivremaxxing

Ykw? I deserve

I wouldn't listen to a word you say if I was your kids 😭

I hate when I gotta act like I don’t care to someone I really care about

I really enjoy the ones with a sense of paranormal activity. I used to be really into police interrogation videos but sometimes I'd see people there (especially low income black moms) that are clearly in psychosis and watching them suffer the legal consequences of not having social support hurts me

Meredith and Brooks Marks in the kitchen measuring ingredients for bath bombs with fiber condoms on most of their fingers. Meredith one has them on one hand but both of Brooks's hands have all 5 fingers covered.

In this scene from #RHOSLC the Marks family are experimenting with Meredith's bath bomb recipe and instead of wearing gloves they are wearing finger condoms on all their fingers.

Me wondering if I’m abt to pass out from the bio weapon I’ve created by mixing chemical cleaners in my bathroom or I’m just lightheaded from not eating

they still care about what their parents think too!

it's a thin line. I think morbid curiosity is normal but having a "favorite killer" is insane. They are real people with real families at the end of the day. That's why I thought that Virgin Voyages cruise based on the entertainment factor of true crime was so gross, in very poor taste.

I don't think you understand how much "if IIII can't tell" changed my brain chemistry. Because what good is your "love" for me if it's not presented in a way that I feel?

Exactly, he helped me with that too. I feel like white people are way more accustomed to telling their family to fuck off

picking anywhere planes fly to and going there. I finally make enough that no coast on this Earth is out of my reach.

I actually think I would live in the woods in the Pacific Northwest if I wasn't being influenced. Like in a cave, I mean really, really, ALONE

Not defending your therapist but as a younger black woman, the best therapist I've ever seen was a guy I almost cancelled on because he's an old white man and all my previous therapists had been black, a woman, or younger. Sometimes the different perspective really helps.

being the bigger person

Unfettered allegiance to family

I walked for miles in San Francisco because I could not get over how pretty it was.

I walked through Golden State Park, down to Ocean Beach up the hill to this little observation center thing, and then went to the Golden State bridge..

The cliffs, the ocean, the views

Stunning!

None of the militias got anything to say, now? Ain't this what you bought all that potted meat for? Don't you shoot cans off tree stumps precisely for this type of tyranny? Why you buy all that camouflage if you not trying to be camouflaged? Cosplaying, huh? WHY DO YOU HAVE ALL THAT POTTED MEAT

I just go ahead and buy the trip insurance at this point, I give up

Dissociation

And I'm pretty sure all those social media takes have ruined some happy homes, the woman listening to strangers.

I've come to the conclusion that everybody's situation is going to sound stupid to someone else if you're dating a man. Like whatever thing you accepted, some other woman would be like "I would never!" and her nigga is nevering like never before

Good luck to them if they're already pissing and moaning about life in the Dakotas in the middle of summer.

Their home country is The Netherlands.

You got a fucking free, fully furnished house and you're still complaining about not having a servant. I despise these people.

yeah, no one's gonna make me feel bad about coming to the conclusion that someone doesn't care about me if their actions don't say TO ME that they care about me

i get everybody does things differently, but if i can't tell, they just have to keep loving from a distance 🤷🏾‍♀️

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imagine this thing running at you in the middle of the night

A town stomping and doing the heel toe on that fucking glass

Maroon 5 really ate with Songs About Jane.

what flavor is breast milk? I've never tried anyone's