-- 𝐓𝐎𝐁𝐘 .

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ilikemenderman
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y-you look like you’re about to pull a mean joke on me.
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wh - wha - what — what is that face for..?
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he - he — hey, mamas.
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THANK YOU.

( waiting, rather impatiently.. snatching the drink from the proxy with a sneer. )

t-t--took long enough.
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i wanted my WHITE PEACH FLAVORED REDBULL.
n-n-n-n--not this GASOLINE.

( taking the drink, tipping it over and pouring it out. )

you're like -- y-y-y--you CAN NOT compare your stomach to MINE.
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i mean, that's fine--

wh-wh-what the hell is this.

( holding up the pure aluminum can. pointing at it, brows furrowing. )

i'm NOT drinking this.
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bro got me the redbull of mysterious origin...
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dude it had TOBY written on the thing.
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who. took. my. redbull.
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f-f-for the record. no. i didn't sleep.

not a w-w--wink.
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n-n-not as cool, since you're COPYING me.
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e-e-eyeless jack, more like

eyeless j-j-j-jackin' OFF!
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AND YOU SW-SW-SW-SWALLOW!!!!
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YOU'RE -- YOU'RE -- YOU'RE

UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!
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emphasis on s-s-s-s- "𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚𝙨."

but whatever. i don't make the rules.
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really don't -- really don't --
really don't understand why y - you keep him ..
around.
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oh.

yeah that dude is SCARILY ugly. like it's bad.
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what the shit are you talking about
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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐌 !
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐌 !
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐌 !
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