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they needed a stealth soldier so i put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at benihana & burned my fuckin finger prints off they WILL NOT find me

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Zohran Mamdani, winner of the democratic primary for mayor of New York

Zohran Mamdani, winner of the democratic primary for mayor of New York

A screenshot of Toad holding a star in Captain Toad Treasure Tracker

A screenshot of Toad holding a star in Captain Toad Treasure Tracker

Zohran Mamdani on the results of the Democratic mayoral primary in New York:
“The reason why Toad can’t jump in Captain Toad Treasure Tracker is because he’s wearing a backpack.”

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why doesn't the rest of the circus simply kill jax with hatchets & whatnot?

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a coffin drives through the desert. RIP Toadsworth.

a coffin drives through the desert. RIP Toadsworth.

What if Mario Kart World finally brings back my boy Toadsworth?

#art

17.04.2025 04:28 — 👍 1003    🔁 287    💬 18    📌 5

Newly Released JFK Assassination Files Confirm Long-Standing Theory That Kennedy Was, In Fact, Shot

19.03.2025 00:20 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
The contents of the LICENSE file. The header states that it's the "GSU GENEROUS STINGY LICENSE", copyright of "Stingy Software Foundation, Inc." with the following license text:
"It all belongs to me!
Everything that I see!
North, South, East and West!
I caress it, 'cause I possess it.
I'm Stingy, and it's mine!"

The contents of the LICENSE file. The header states that it's the "GSU GENEROUS STINGY LICENSE", copyright of "Stingy Software Foundation, Inc." with the following license text: "It all belongs to me! Everything that I see! North, South, East and West! I caress it, 'cause I possess it. I'm Stingy, and it's mine!"

some account named "StingyFromLazyTown" just forked my personal site's github repo and made a single commit that added a license file containing this???????

11.03.2025 00:17 — 👍 1490    🔁 686    💬 37    📌 5
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Okay ill draw new hex maniac-

06.03.2025 21:22 — 👍 1207    🔁 311    💬 7    📌 0

from the screen to the ring to the pen to the king

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Elphelt valentine from gulty gear wearing a winter outfit looking at the camera

Elphelt valentine from gulty gear wearing a winter outfit looking at the camera

Asphalt my beloved

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if you see this post, your actions are:
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost

your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive

26.12.2024 12:03 — 👍 27073    🔁 35315    💬 255    📌 394
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Fearless

15.11.2024 20:17 — 👍 14378    🔁 6772    💬 51    📌 35
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oh look it's the susie from my pfp

20.12.2024 21:47 — 👍 340    🔁 94    💬 7    📌 1

Can someone just kill this piece of shit goblin already

21.01.2025 02:29 — 👍 1034    🔁 161    💬 23    📌 6

and i find it kinda stewie
i find it kinda meg
the dreams in which i'm brian are the best i've ever had

13.12.2024 19:15 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

who could ever hate me. im so cool.

02.12.2024 22:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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!!!!!!

06.11.2024 01:10 — 👍 136    🔁 11    💬 1    📌 0
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iogwoiejgeorj

07.11.2024 02:20 — 👍 27    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0
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would u hire the ethan moving company....

09.11.2024 01:11 — 👍 24    🔁 4    💬 2    📌 0
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Love this gremlin, tried to embrace a Y2K aesthetic for her background

10.11.2024 00:48 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

TO BE CLEAR: This is not me saying "Both sides are the same".

08.11.2024 09:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

sorry politics

08.11.2024 09:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

every party is genocidal dipshit it came free with your fucking colonialism

08.11.2024 09:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

john hinckley do it again

08.11.2024 05:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

they should let me decide who lives and who dies

06.11.2024 23:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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pookie :3 #makima

18.10.2024 15:46 — 👍 13620    🔁 1923    💬 54    📌 13
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so from what i've seen everyone on this website talks like this

18.10.2024 17:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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