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Heated Rivalry, (2025)

Oh my god.

Wow a three sink Jack and Jill full bath with no toilet? Bet all those architects are so scared rn.

Braiding Sweetgrass by Robin Wall Kimmerer is fantastic!

A white stoat wearing an elegant tweed suit with a red vest. He holds a lantern out, autumn leaves swirling at his ankles, while an banner flutters over his head that reads "Unclench your jaw."

Hey you

the vancouver canucks are not good

but are they fun to watch? also no

but are they young and on the upswing? regretfully, no

but are they beloved in the community? increasingly not!

but do they have good ownership? so uh the thing is

A painted pink, black and white sign that reads: To Do Build community Shop small and local Speak up and speak out Practice empathy Protect the vulnerable Give to good causes Care for the earth Be brave and loving Investigate Read and listen Abide no fascism

I found a big sign at the thrift shop with some live/laugh/love stuff on it, so I painted over that with my to-do list. Feel free to make it yours, too.

Went to art school becuase I wanted to learn how to make cool movie posters and book covers 🤷🏻‍♀️

I think hbo max just picked up distribution rights for the us!

a gig style poster in pink yellow and black but for formula 1 it includes the content: the ferrari experience 75 years of grand prix formula one stream director presents long cutaways to the partners the streak is over with a picture of nico hulkenberg the strategy queen hannah schmidt rosecoe hamilton forever in our hearts I've got a fucking mclaren up my arse russel radio papaya rules to keep is fair go weeyums, smooth operator team daddilac VCARB social media game strong horner era ended AXE'D with a pic of an axe and gerri halliwell featuring all your favorite teams and darth toto with a pic of toto wolff's head

Spent a rainy afternoon inside making something dumb (affectionate) for my #formula1 babies in the style of early 60's 3-color gig posters.

The illustrated cover for Cait Jacobs medieval fantasy romance the princess knight a legally blonde retelling

The cover for the gothic fantasy romance one dark window by Rachel Gillig

Last 👉 Next #booksky📚💙

Working with an NHL team today, what is my life??!! 😜😎

Stede reading in bed with his nightgown and silly nightcap on

Friday night plans

An infuriating read that ends with the most hilarious tableaux of how stupid this shit is.

What I felt was the true quiet part out loud:

Illustration of a black cat portrait floating over a hypnotic swirly background

Illustration of a gray tabby wearing a cowboy hat, framed by ropes and stars

Illustrated portrait of Cavalier King Charles Spaniel

Illustration of a light brown dog framed by squirrels and acorns

✨Look into my eyes 👁️👁️
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a comic in black and white. The first panel reads: "This:" A depressed person is laying their head on a desk, they're thinking "Everything is so bad right now...". In the second panel the text reads: "But also:" The person raises their heads and thinks: "Should I get a cowboy hat?"

Intrusive thoughts #makeaterriblecomicday2025

Harper Collins promoting a prager u guide to presidents

What in the fuck

“I wrote this 300k word book in a month with ChatGPT.”

Ok? I sat on the toilet for 30 minutes???

Cute frogs come in all shapes and colors and sizes and they are all valid

I woke up tired, but I think I'll be ok. Somehow.
Hopefully the weirdness at work is settled down. Now I can finally get to projects due two weeks ago that were on hold due to emergency priority stuff.
And tomorrow is a holiday, so I get to sleep tomorrow too!
#frogposting Art Credit Riley Samels

If someone is warning you about fascism and they’re on Substack they’re asking you to do something they’re not willing to do.

The zohran slogan generator content that says Kelsey for afternoon naps

Running (sleeping) on a strong (v comfortable) platform (my couch)

a photo from dashcon with a small ball pit in a large convention ballroom

live view from cuomo hq

Oh, Dick Cheney died? Well-- *sees Bluesky mod around corner* What's really important is championing the open protocol.

This is how I found out Dick Cheney died

Anyways, ai slop covers suck shit.

Weird af looking shoes

These melty hockey skates that are kinda trying to be Air Force 1s

A close up of the jersey with a 0 on the front, 9 on the arm and 2 on the back

This jersey has three different numbers on it? 0 on the front, a single 9 on the arm and a 2 on the back? 🤔 that’s suspicious.

I mean maybe it’s two sets of identified adult twins (but all with different names) who like dressing the same and having the kinda same dog? But the details on each cover are pretty suspect:

The goodreads page for in my hockey era showing the following Lucy Quinn loves hockey. What she doesn't love? The latest PR stunt from her favorite team-a hockey romance book club designed to lure in more female fans. Pandering to so-called "thirsty" fans? It totally cheapens the sport. The worst part? They've slapped Bennett Wilder-the infuriatingly cocky, annoyingly handsome star forward-on the cover of this PR disaster like he's some kind of book boyfriend. Gross. So Lucy does what any passionate, totally rational fan would do-she starts a boycott. Bennett doesn't love being the face of a book club, but, hey, it's harmless fun... until he finds out some feisty, foul-mouthed superfan is trashing it, he's intrigued. And maybe just a little bit turned on. So, naturally, he makes it his mission to shut her up— with charm, persistence, and exceptionally skilled hands. And somehow, he always manages to make her forget why she was mad. But as their very public rivalry turns into something much deeper, Lucy realizes one terrifying truth-she might just be falling for the one guy she swore to hate.

The goodreads page for the book club boyfriend She doesn't believe in love. He doesn't believe in losing. Let the games begin. Scarlett "Scottie" Calloway built her career writing books about why women don't need men. Romance? Overrated. Soulmates? A marketing ploy. The last thing she wants is to spend a summer co-hosting a romance book club with an arrogant, insufferably handsome hockey player who thinks he knows a thing or two about love. Immediate no. Chase Remington lives for three hockey, winning, and pushing Scarlett's buttons. He's never met a challenge he couldn't charm his way through-until her. The queen of anti-romance loathes him, and frankly? He's having the time of his life getting under her skin. But when a PR stunt forces them together, their battle of wits turns into something far more dangerous-an attraction neither can afford. She swears she won't fall. He bets she will. By summer's end, only one will be right. And if there's one thing they do have in common? Neither likes to lose. The

First, these are (according to Goodreads) two separate books: