At what point is he more worm than man?

Same with Trump and his enormous butt… at what point is he more ass than man?

And 90% of that 1% is due to Don Jr’s personal consumption

They should change the name of the Oval Office to The Yellow Office….

Trump is the Orange Man in the Yellow Office in the White House

Full of semen

They found out they had a lot in common in terms of a shared commitment to humanity

Trump trained as a rear admiral of sorts at Epstein’s Island

It was at the end of her career that she decided to change her research focus to political science in order to study savage wild animals

West Wing?
Trump is more of a breast or thigh man

As head of a Department of Youth Services

Would also make a good kitchen sink backsplash pattern

Ordered to fly in from around the world to hear Hegseth tell them to lose weight

I would imagine that most US Generals are incredibly brave, intelligent, patriotic and serious people…..

Which makes them the exact opposite of Trump’s usual audience

The chicken wings in Buffalo are great ..

But not THAT great

Maybe she caught Melania calling Justin and she claimed she was trying to work out a deal

I don’t remember calling him (other than calling him an idiot)… did you?

General IQ

Wasn’t there a Tsar or two who ordered his Generals to watch him play with his toy soldiers ?

I remember he gave his microphone a blow job too

I think he is complaining that Putin won’t give him back his pee pee video

JUST 1 DAY (and 162 weeks)
Until the next Presidential Election!

(If there will be one)

Ironically, Chardonnay destroys the environment like Tylenol causes autism

“STOP asking why Justin Trudeau wasn’t at the UN Melania.. he’s not even Prime Minister anymore.. get over it!”

If I was China, I wouldn’t rely on Russian expertise when it comes to invading a smaller neighbour

What happened to the version inspired by Trump?

Nickname for Trump’s penis

How do you say “your country is going to Hell” in French?

We know … got the meeting minutes from the Signal chat