bea

fursona as chell. shes kissing glados too

how do you even get stuck in a modern AAA game

おでこメルク先生

weaponize me

アネモネ

（久々にこっちでも投稿してみるよ）

i just really think thats demonstrably false

i like when she takes her head off . robot

(reincarnated as a gas station bathroom)

huh, two people using the bathroom at the same time..?

w-wait, why are you guys taking your clothes off!? you can't do that kind of stuff in here!

w-wait, what is this feeling...
*sink starts leaking*

adelle operation eventide open tummy shiny robot guts moe moe mechabare style bc i miss her

#メカバレ i should call her

smile, you're on camera :)

i swear, fall here is just becoming rainy season

(as if im not muting so many accounts already...)

hm yeah my bsky is just worse than my tumblr maybe i should just block pretty much everyone again

put him in a blender

i should just become a fuckin youtube game reviewer so ppl will send me games for free

i mean, not if they're gonna keep making stuff like gquacks yeah

birdbrain

"white people don't say "let's play" anymore, they say "I played (video game)... here's what happened.""

John Oliver

Our main story tonight concerns Mech pilots, the easiest and cheapest way to make sure you get a pet that's already housebroken.

A picture of John Oliver

“Now, I know what you’re thinking

[John, how can this possibly be ethical]

And I’m here to tell you would be Handlers tonight…it’s not 𝘱𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘭𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘦𝘳

Seriously, if I wanted to spend my afternoons cleaning up a cockpit I’d just rewatch that one scene with Matt Bomer in Fellow Travelers.”

The thing is, the thing is, the thing is that I get it! I get it! I want to fuck the big robot too. We all want to fuck the big robot! Look at it! Look at it! Carry me around you big hunk of metal! Cradle me daddy!

But the - 𝘭𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘴 - but the point is that we're running out of normal pilots!

John oliver with nexus alpha graphic

And that brings us to our problem. There is no mech warfare without exploitation. And yes, there are success stories, like Nexus Alpha's pilot who by all accounts seems to be a mostly adjusted individual but, crucially, she is an 𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘳. This is'nt a healthy industry and we have to reckon with that

John Oliver last week tonight

So how do we fix this?
Frankly, I have 𝘯𝘰 idea. This is a problem without a solution as long as these private militaries remain obsessed with building 100-foot tall fuckrobots, and, if I'm entirely honest: I can't blame them.
I've never been in a cockpit but I 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 it smells crazy in there.

they didnt find it earlier cuz its really good at hiding :)

"IT'S SLOBBERIN' TIME"
-The Thing if she was a puppy girl