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Never mind the headline, it's the thought that counts. Assorted smartarsery. Plus ice cream, humans... and those sheep. "No self-respecting fish would be wrapped in a Murdoch newspaper." ~ Mike Royko Awabakal country

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Well, in that case, I'm a war hero and so's my wife.

20.08.2025 08:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

These mad Christian Taliban make me want to cheer on all the world's sinners.

15.08.2025 08:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I'm extremely fragile right now...

14.08.2025 08:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Speaking of 'underwater' - Enten could talk under wet cement.

13.08.2025 21:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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*beep beep

13.08.2025 02:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 872    ๐Ÿ” 123    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 15

They're both too good looking for one of them to be Josh :{0

11.08.2025 08:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™d say that @stephencolbert.bsky.social is (with the lone exception of @maddow.msnbc.com) the most brilliant, humane person Iโ€™ve encountered in broadcasting. His mind works faster than anyone elseโ€™s at a level of sophistication that is unmatchable. Genuinely a generational talent.

18.07.2025 03:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 35346    ๐Ÿ” 5601    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 909    ๐Ÿ“Œ 283

I'm still relishing the "Noocleer, physicks, and mafth" with a side serve of Unabomber.

18.07.2025 07:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But he will have to make Redneck and Jive the second official languages of the US.

15.07.2025 21:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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And moist...

#Science #Astronomy

15.07.2025 21:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"...but clearly, God knew that the fucker who took a bullet behind me was a dirty rotten Commie bastard."

14.07.2025 08:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They did everything but break out a gigantic hook to get Trump out of the shot

14.07.2025 03:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5789    ๐Ÿ” 1286    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 725    ๐Ÿ“Œ 122

The "thank God the fucker missed me and got that sucker in the audience" incident.

14.07.2025 08:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

About the only strategy left for the beleaguered and totally stuffed #LNP.

28.06.2025 23:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Just sayin...
#Media #News

21.06.2025 21:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Now he's had a good taste of it, he's realised how well it sits with his narcissistic megalomania.

19.06.2025 19:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yep. That was real gloves-off and devastating stuff.

13.06.2025 07:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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finally a worthy Alien vs. Predator installment

05.06.2025 19:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9399    ๐Ÿ” 1965    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 314    ๐Ÿ“Œ 176
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Costco: "I'm sorry, sir, there are no pallets of popcorn left in the warehouse." ๐Ÿฟ

05.06.2025 22:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pretty sure that hallucinating AIs were trained on her bullshit.

05.06.2025 08:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#Ukraine #UkraineRussiaWar #RussiaUkraineWar
substack.com/inbox/post/1...

04.06.2025 00:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@RonFilipkowski ~ "Trump bragged about bombing Houthis while getting Reaper drones shot down & losing two fighter jets in the Red Sea while accomplishing nothing and leaking it in Signal. Meanwhile โ€œyou donโ€™t have the cardsโ€ Zelensky wipes out 40 bombers deep inside Russia."

#Ukraine #Trump

02.06.2025 07:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Today, Ukrainian intelligence launched 117 attack drones from trucks that had been placed near Russian air bases. I tasked several collects this morning via Umbra and my first images have already started processing. What a remarkable success in a well-executed operation.

01.06.2025 23:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 710    ๐Ÿ” 101    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 21

It's so cute that Nationalists, nativists, and racial purists believe their ancestors never mixed with neighbouring tribes/communities/races - and held steadfast for at least 300,000 years. God bless their optimistic little hearts.

www.juancole.com/2025/06/gene...

01.06.2025 21:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When the little ankle-biters turn 21, they get a bill for management fees added to their college debt :)

31.05.2025 09:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Supreme Court allows Trump to suspend deportation protections for immigrants from Cuba, Haiti, Nicaragua and Venezuela | CNN Politics The Supreme Court on Friday allowed President Donald Trumpโ€™s administration to suspend a Biden-era humanitarian parole program that allowed half a million immigrants from Cuba, Haiti, Nicaragua, and V...

"There's no way those leopards will ever eat my family's face," said South Florida Cubans and Venezuelans.

www.cnn.com/2025/05/30/p...

30.05.2025 22:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1350    ๐Ÿ” 325    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 116    ๐Ÿ“Œ 16

Schadenfreude is my go to for the next four years. This is icing on the cake.

31.05.2025 08:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The flood of encomiums and morality tales about Elon's turn in Washington cldn't be more predictable, vapid & sickening. If you want a story, get me the story about the crisis comms team directing this. He ran anti-constitutional blitzkrieg thru the federal government, did massive harm, violated ...

29.05.2025 22:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7342    ๐Ÿ” 1955    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 107    ๐Ÿ“Œ 139

Whenever I try watching a video with two people (and, typically, their huge stupid microphones) after about three minutes of their introductory chit/chat back n forth, laughing, nose-scratching, blah blah, off I go for some concise and pertinent print news.

21.05.2025 09:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Nothing Normal About Trump DOJโ€™s Case Against Dem Rep INSIDE: Alina Habba ... Ashli Babbitt ... Emil Bove

"For those of us who anticipated politically motivated criminal charges against members of Congress in a white-nationalism-infused Trump presidency, that the first member charged is a Black woman resonates on several levels."

#USPolitics #USPol
morningmemo.talkingpointsmemo.com/p/nothing-no...

20.05.2025 21:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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