I got 49 grams today nbd π
04.03.2026 01:26 β π 50 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0I got 49 grams today nbd π
04.03.2026 01:26 β π 50 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0i regret to inform everyone that iβve lost THIRTY pounds and fixed my blood thanks to encouragement from the fiber daddy
03.03.2026 22:58 β π 73 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0I shit you not (pun very much intended)β¦ the positive impact of fiber on cholesterol is what got my stepdad off the carnivore diet and the cardiologist off his back.
03.03.2026 23:09 β π 66 π 3 π¬ 2 π 0Regularity mogging
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Meat slop is out. Weβre fiber-maxxing now Weβre getting grainpilled. Weβre not mewing protein, weβre chewing bran. Three squares a day straight from the heartland. Got blood work done last week and my bad cholesterol it in half.
03.03.2026 20:53 β π 515 π 32 π¬ 35 π 24When youβre as big a loudmouth as I am and look as mean as I do people donβt fuck with you. I work at a car dealership with mechanics and body shop guys. They donβt say shit.
03.03.2026 21:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ok unironically Iβve lost 20 lbs and say itβs because Iβm fibermaxing π€ͺ
03.03.2026 21:22 β π 95 π 3 π¬ 3 π 0every morning at dawn I am born as a human infant from a perfect American cow and spend three hours drinking its milk; by midday I am grown again, and every night I die.
03.03.2026 21:07 β π 77 π 5 π¬ 0 π 0Meat slop is out. Weβre fiber-maxxing now Weβre getting grainpilled. Weβre not mewing protein, weβre chewing bran. Three squares a day straight from the heartland. Got blood work done last week and my bad cholesterol it in half.
03.03.2026 20:53 β π 515 π 32 π¬ 35 π 24
Every war time slop account on social media right now:
π¨BREAKING: US MILITARY RELEASES COCKPIT FOOTAGE OF AMERICAN FORCES DOWNING MULTIPLE IRANIAN FIGHTER JETSπ¨
PENTAGOON LEAKS
03.03.2026 16:37 β π 86 π 3 π¬ 3 π 0us military.... innocent children
03.03.2026 17:05 β π 10049 π 2250 π¬ 30 π 19We used to be a proper country
03.03.2026 16:35 β π 147 π 12 π¬ 12 π 4We used to be a proper country
03.03.2026 16:35 β π 147 π 12 π¬ 12 π 4
Every war time slop account on social media right now:
π¨BREAKING: US MILITARY RELEASES COCKPIT FOOTAGE OF AMERICAN FORCES DOWNING MULTIPLE IRANIAN FIGHTER JETSπ¨
Shoutout to Christian Batman outside the Pace Planet Fitness
02.03.2026 18:28 β π 165 π 12 π¬ 8 π 2There are at least 3 of them in Middleton Wisconsin and all 3 are fucking horrific. One is matte black one is bright pink and one in hunter green
02.03.2026 19:58 β π 54 π 2 π¬ 5 π 0No way weβre having midterms with what these gas prices are about to do
02.03.2026 17:46 β π 192 π 8 π¬ 6 π 0Every town in America has a gym owner that drives a Cybertruck covered in the ugliest wrap youβve ever seen
02.03.2026 17:45 β π 423 π 32 π¬ 23 π 14Iβm fat too
02.03.2026 15:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Imagine dying an unspeakably horrific death because a fat, senile pedophile got convinced starting a war would get him into heaven
02.03.2026 14:50 β π 303 π 25 π¬ 10 π 0βOperation Epic Furry has been successful, sir π«‘β
02.03.2026 14:49 β π 224 π 16 π¬ 5 π 1"Chet, this is your lawyer, they're telling me all you have to do is just...just drop the accent, man. They'll send you home. Just use your normal voice" Chet, teeth clenched, fighting tears: Buh... *sniffles*. ...bomboclat...mi nuh kno...mi nuH kno wah youre chattin bout Β° Page Six @PageSixβ’1d Tom Hanks' son Chet says he's trapped in Colombia without his US passport, begs to be freed: 'I'm an American citizen' trib.al/VMeq6KL A
02.03.2026 13:46 β π 509 π 49 π¬ 7 π 1Open micβr in Tehran tonight: Ayatollahβd yβall this was gonna happenβ¦I did! Ayatollahβd yallβ¦
01.03.2026 00:52 β π 77 π 0 π¬ 4 π 0If we just βThis You???β hard enough we can get Trump to stop all of this
28.02.2026 14:10 β π 513 π 44 π¬ 11 π 1We donβt live there
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