Kristi Yamaguccimane

I still don’t know what a protocol is

Actually mom the Nintendo switch is a sentient being and you telling me to turn it off is eugenics

What is going on with the CEO of Bluesky and moderation, etc, etc

Am I into witchcraft? Yeah, which craft brewery I’m about to get a DUI on the way home from

Those “leftists shit bags” have literally been the only ones correctly predicting that the Democrats constant need to capitulate to these people lead us directly to what is happening. You stupid fucking asshole.

what

Jesus FUCKING christ

Am I into witchcraft? Yeah, which craft brewery I’m about to get a DUI on the way home from

Guys on Grindr:

Just wait till you see my dick Hey bitch, wait till you see my dick Wait till you see my dick Hey bitch, wait till you see my dick

Honestly loving this new Taylor album

How old were you

Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty › Initial release: date November 13, 2001 TAL GEAR SOLI SONS OF LIBERTY Release. In contrast to the original Metal Gear Solid, Sons of Liberty was released in North America first, on November 13, 2001.

Remembering what helped me finally move on from 9/11 as a child

Wasn’t gonna be able to work today without making this

A BABY SEAN PENN BENICIO DEL TORO REGINA HALL TEYANA TAYLOR CHASE INFINITI WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY PAUL THOMAS ANDERSON ONE RATTLE AFTER ANOTHER

usually take an edible before bed so I don’t dream but I forgot to last night and dreamt about this movie

It’s 2037 and my microwave is prompting me to download the Hot Pocket Plus Pass for $9.99 a month

This microwave just uses Cookies to improve your microwaving experience.

They’re definitely not selling your microwaving habits to Marie Callender and Stouffer’s.

my toaster got hacked and now a fourteen year old keeps calling me slurs and telling me to kms

He rated his experience a 9 out of 11

But it comes with a limited edition loot box of Jim Gaffigan sounds.

He's now 78 years old and exhausted.

I continue to pay 99 cents per use despite eating at least 20 Hot Pockets a month because it shows up as the generic "microwave fee" on my credit card statement and if my wife ever sees a Hot Pocket pass on there I'm getting fucking divorced.

This doesn’t provide me Hot Pockets it only allows them to cook properly

It’s never about being included in something. They want everything else excluded.

The Right’s ‘cancel Netflix’ campaign is a trauma response to their inability to cancel Kimmel. They need to feel good again and reclaim their power even if it’s the company that just paid Kill Tony and dozens of their right wing comic heroes because it’s never enough.

It’s 2037 and my microwave is prompting me to download the Hot Pocket Plus Pass for $9.99 a month

If you’re rooting for anyone to be turned away from an Emergency Room there’s not words I can say out loud or online about you that won’t have authorities knocking on my door.

I fuckin hate this stupid country

Ordering a burrito “Estupido Style” and refusing to elaborate