Kristi Yamaguccimane

I got 49 grams today nbd 💅

i regret to inform everyone that i’ve lost THIRTY pounds and fixed my blood thanks to encouragement from the fiber daddy

I shit you not (pun very much intended)… the positive impact of fiber on cholesterol is what got my stepdad off the carnivore diet and the cardiologist off his back.

Regularity mogging

Inspired by @kavehmd.bsky.social

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Meat slop is out. We’re fiber-maxxing now We’re getting grainpilled. We’re not mewing protein, we’re chewing bran. Three squares a day straight from the heartland. Got blood work done last week and my bad cholesterol it in half.

When you’re as big a loudmouth as I am and look as mean as I do people don’t fuck with you. I work at a car dealership with mechanics and body shop guys. They don’t say shit.

Ok unironically I’ve lost 20 lbs and say it’s because I’m fibermaxing 🤪

every morning at dawn I am born as a human infant from a perfect American cow and spend three hours drinking its milk; by midday I am grown again, and every night I die.

Meat slop is out. We’re fiber-maxxing now We’re getting grainpilled. We’re not mewing protein, we’re chewing bran. Three squares a day straight from the heartland. Got blood work done last week and my bad cholesterol it in half.

Every war time slop account on social media right now:

🚨BREAKING: US MILITARY RELEASES COCKPIT FOOTAGE OF AMERICAN FORCES DOWNING MULTIPLE IRANIAN FIGHTER JETS🚨

PENTAGOON LEAKS

us military.... innocent children

We used to be a proper country

We used to be a proper country

Every war time slop account on social media right now:

🚨BREAKING: US MILITARY RELEASES COCKPIT FOOTAGE OF AMERICAN FORCES DOWNING MULTIPLE IRANIAN FIGHTER JETS🚨

Shoutout to Christian Batman outside the Pace Planet Fitness

There are at least 3 of them in Middleton Wisconsin and all 3 are fucking horrific. One is matte black one is bright pink and one in hunter green

No way we’re having midterms with what these gas prices are about to do

Every town in America has a gym owner that drives a Cybertruck covered in the ugliest wrap you’ve ever seen

I’m fat too

Imagine dying an unspeakably horrific death because a fat, senile pedophile got convinced starting a war would get him into heaven

“Operation Epic Furry has been successful, sir 🫡”

"Chet, this is your lawyer, they're telling me all you have to do is just...just drop the accent, man. They'll send you home. Just use your normal voice" Chet, teeth clenched, fighting tears: Buh... *sniffles*. ...bomboclat...mi nuh kno...mi nuH kno wah youre chattin bout ° Page Six @PageSix•1d Tom Hanks' son Chet says he's trapped in Colombia without his US passport, begs to be freed: 'I'm an American citizen' trib.al/VMeq6KL A

Open mic’r in Tehran tonight: Ayatollah’d y’all this was gonna happen…I did! Ayatollah’d yall…

If we just “This You???” hard enough we can get Trump to stop all of this

We don’t live there