We used to be a proper country
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We used to be a proper country
03.03.2026 16:35 — 👍 78 🔁 9 💬 8 📌 3
We used to be a proper country
03.03.2026 16:35 — 👍 78 🔁 9 💬 8 📌 3
Every war time slop account on social media right now:
🚨BREAKING: US MILITARY RELEASES COCKPIT FOOTAGE OF AMERICAN FORCES DOWNING MULTIPLE IRANIAN FIGHTER JETS🚨
Shoutout to Christian Batman outside the Pace Planet Fitness
02.03.2026 18:28 — 👍 163 🔁 12 💬 8 📌 2There are at least 3 of them in Middleton Wisconsin and all 3 are fucking horrific. One is matte black one is bright pink and one in hunter green
02.03.2026 19:58 — 👍 53 🔁 2 💬 5 📌 0No way we’re having midterms with what these gas prices are about to do
02.03.2026 17:46 — 👍 189 🔁 8 💬 6 📌 0Every town in America has a gym owner that drives a Cybertruck covered in the ugliest wrap you’ve ever seen
02.03.2026 17:45 — 👍 408 🔁 29 💬 22 📌 13I’m fat too
02.03.2026 15:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Imagine dying an unspeakably horrific death because a fat, senile pedophile got convinced starting a war would get him into heaven
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“Operation Epic Furry has been successful, sir 🫡”
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"Chet, this is your lawyer, they're telling me all you have to do is just...just drop the accent, man. They'll send you home. Just use your normal voice" Chet, teeth clenched, fighting tears: Buh... *sniffles*. ...bomboclat...mi nuh kno...mi nuH kno wah youre chattin bout ° Page Six @PageSix•1d Tom Hanks' son Chet says he's trapped in Colombia without his US passport, begs to be freed: 'I'm an American citizen' trib.al/VMeq6KL A
02.03.2026 13:46 — 👍 508 🔁 48 💬 7 📌 1Open mic’r in Tehran tonight: Ayatollah’d y’all this was gonna happen…I did! Ayatollah’d yall…
01.03.2026 00:52 — 👍 77 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0If we just “This You???” hard enough we can get Trump to stop all of this
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We don’t live there
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If we just “This You???” hard enough we can get Trump to stop all of this
28.02.2026 14:10 — 👍 514 🔁 44 💬 11 📌 1Photoshopped to death has never meant built in phone app filters
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The lollipop I was sucking on after I drop it on the carpet:
27.02.2026 03:03 — 👍 778 🔁 51 💬 27 📌 4Yep
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Nope. This is where it’s from x.com/repkatcammac...
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The lollipop I was sucking on after I drop it on the carpet:
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The cashier at the self-serve frozen yogurt place after spinning the iPad around for you to tip:
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The last thing a Cheeseburger Big Bite on the roller grill sees at the 7-11:
26.02.2026 15:56 — 👍 185 🔁 13 💬 13 📌 4He doesn't miss!
25.02.2026 15:54 — 👍 350 🔁 40 💬 1 📌 0I have a lot of Trump supporters very mad at me
25.02.2026 15:25 — 👍 2638 🔁 377 💬 61 📌 10Personally I’d never do that to Fuddruckers
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Sam is very very mad
25.02.2026 15:36 — 👍 584 🔁 22 💬 18 📌 0Oh man that would be better
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