Kristi Yamaguccimane

I’m no expert but I’m pretty sure this is how you get 9/11: the sequel

I’m no expert but I’m pretty sure this is how you get 9/11: the sequel

Possibly the most handsome man of all time. Unreal chad.

All I know is the absolute worst people America has to offer have wanted war with Iran as long as I’ve been alive so it’s pretty easy for me to be against it.

unusual whales © @unusual_whales• 3h There are only 1.6 job openings per 100 employees in white-collar service roles, the lowest level since 2015, per Bloomberg.

The fake email job pyramid scheme is collapsing. America’s empire will run solely on the backs of Cracker Barrel waitresses, Twitch streamers, DoorDash drivers and solar panel companies that will be out of business in 8 months.

Me to Paul Newman’s family at the funeral: may his memory be a dressing

Life is what happens between successful bowel movements.

My husband in his group chat:

Me to Paul Newman’s family at the funeral: may his memory be a dressing

I got 49 grams today nbd 💅

i regret to inform everyone that i’ve lost THIRTY pounds and fixed my blood thanks to encouragement from the fiber daddy

I shit you not (pun very much intended)… the positive impact of fiber on cholesterol is what got my stepdad off the carnivore diet and the cardiologist off his back.

Regularity mogging

Inspired by @kavehmd.bsky.social

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Meat slop is out. We’re fiber-maxxing now We’re getting grainpilled. We’re not mewing protein, we’re chewing bran. Three squares a day straight from the heartland. Got blood work done last week and my bad cholesterol it in half.

When you’re as big a loudmouth as I am and look as mean as I do people don’t fuck with you. I work at a car dealership with mechanics and body shop guys. They don’t say shit.

Ok unironically I’ve lost 20 lbs and say it’s because I’m fibermaxing 🤪

every morning at dawn I am born as a human infant from a perfect American cow and spend three hours drinking its milk; by midday I am grown again, and every night I die.

Meat slop is out. We’re fiber-maxxing now We’re getting grainpilled. We’re not mewing protein, we’re chewing bran. Three squares a day straight from the heartland. Got blood work done last week and my bad cholesterol it in half.

Every war time slop account on social media right now:

🚨BREAKING: US MILITARY RELEASES COCKPIT FOOTAGE OF AMERICAN FORCES DOWNING MULTIPLE IRANIAN FIGHTER JETS🚨

PENTAGOON LEAKS

We used to be a proper country

We used to be a proper country

Every war time slop account on social media right now:

🚨BREAKING: US MILITARY RELEASES COCKPIT FOOTAGE OF AMERICAN FORCES DOWNING MULTIPLE IRANIAN FIGHTER JETS🚨

Shoutout to Christian Batman outside the Pace Planet Fitness

There are at least 3 of them in Middleton Wisconsin and all 3 are fucking horrific. One is matte black one is bright pink and one in hunter green

No way we’re having midterms with what these gas prices are about to do

Every town in America has a gym owner that drives a Cybertruck covered in the ugliest wrap you’ve ever seen