I’m no expert but I’m pretty sure this is how you get 9/11: the sequel
04.03.2026 17:37 — 👍 595 🔁 81 💬 20 📌 4I’m no expert but I’m pretty sure this is how you get 9/11: the sequel
04.03.2026 17:37 — 👍 595 🔁 81 💬 20 📌 4I’m no expert but I’m pretty sure this is how you get 9/11: the sequel
04.03.2026 17:37 — 👍 595 🔁 81 💬 20 📌 4Possibly the most handsome man of all time. Unreal chad.
04.03.2026 17:17 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0All I know is the absolute worst people America has to offer have wanted war with Iran as long as I’ve been alive so it’s pretty easy for me to be against it.
04.03.2026 17:16 — 👍 380 🔁 46 💬 2 📌 0unusual whales © @unusual_whales• 3h There are only 1.6 job openings per 100 employees in white-collar service roles, the lowest level since 2015, per Bloomberg.
The fake email job pyramid scheme is collapsing. America’s empire will run solely on the backs of Cracker Barrel waitresses, Twitch streamers, DoorDash drivers and solar panel companies that will be out of business in 8 months.
04.03.2026 17:11 — 👍 181 🔁 15 💬 4 📌 1Me to Paul Newman’s family at the funeral: may his memory be a dressing
04.03.2026 17:01 — 👍 1565 🔁 191 💬 15 📌 2Life is what happens between successful bowel movements.
03.03.2026 22:24 — 👍 77 🔁 5 💬 4 📌 0My husband in his group chat:
04.03.2026 03:45 — 👍 78 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0Me to Paul Newman’s family at the funeral: may his memory be a dressing
04.03.2026 17:01 — 👍 1565 🔁 191 💬 15 📌 2I got 49 grams today nbd 💅
04.03.2026 01:26 — 👍 65 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0i regret to inform everyone that i’ve lost THIRTY pounds and fixed my blood thanks to encouragement from the fiber daddy
03.03.2026 22:58 — 👍 86 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0I shit you not (pun very much intended)… the positive impact of fiber on cholesterol is what got my stepdad off the carnivore diet and the cardiologist off his back.
03.03.2026 23:09 — 👍 80 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0Regularity mogging
03.03.2026 22:23 — 👍 109 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0
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Meat slop is out. We’re fiber-maxxing now We’re getting grainpilled. We’re not mewing protein, we’re chewing bran. Three squares a day straight from the heartland. Got blood work done last week and my bad cholesterol it in half.
03.03.2026 20:53 — 👍 585 🔁 39 💬 38 📌 25When you’re as big a loudmouth as I am and look as mean as I do people don’t fuck with you. I work at a car dealership with mechanics and body shop guys. They don’t say shit.
03.03.2026 21:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ok unironically I’ve lost 20 lbs and say it’s because I’m fibermaxing 🤪
03.03.2026 21:22 — 👍 96 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0every morning at dawn I am born as a human infant from a perfect American cow and spend three hours drinking its milk; by midday I am grown again, and every night I die.
03.03.2026 21:07 — 👍 83 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0Meat slop is out. We’re fiber-maxxing now We’re getting grainpilled. We’re not mewing protein, we’re chewing bran. Three squares a day straight from the heartland. Got blood work done last week and my bad cholesterol it in half.
03.03.2026 20:53 — 👍 585 🔁 39 💬 38 📌 25
Every war time slop account on social media right now:
🚨BREAKING: US MILITARY RELEASES COCKPIT FOOTAGE OF AMERICAN FORCES DOWNING MULTIPLE IRANIAN FIGHTER JETS🚨
PENTAGOON LEAKS
03.03.2026 16:37 — 👍 86 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0We used to be a proper country
03.03.2026 16:35 — 👍 151 🔁 12 💬 12 📌 4We used to be a proper country
03.03.2026 16:35 — 👍 151 🔁 12 💬 12 📌 4
Every war time slop account on social media right now:
🚨BREAKING: US MILITARY RELEASES COCKPIT FOOTAGE OF AMERICAN FORCES DOWNING MULTIPLE IRANIAN FIGHTER JETS🚨
Shoutout to Christian Batman outside the Pace Planet Fitness
02.03.2026 18:28 — 👍 165 🔁 12 💬 8 📌 2There are at least 3 of them in Middleton Wisconsin and all 3 are fucking horrific. One is matte black one is bright pink and one in hunter green
02.03.2026 19:58 — 👍 54 🔁 2 💬 5 📌 0No way we’re having midterms with what these gas prices are about to do
02.03.2026 17:46 — 👍 192 🔁 8 💬 6 📌 0Every town in America has a gym owner that drives a Cybertruck covered in the ugliest wrap you’ve ever seen
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