Open mic’r in Tehran tonight: Ayatollah’d y’all this was gonna happen…I did! Ayatollah’d yall…
01.03.2026 00:52 — 👍 75 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0Open mic’r in Tehran tonight: Ayatollah’d y’all this was gonna happen…I did! Ayatollah’d yall…
01.03.2026 00:52 — 👍 75 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0If we just “This You???” hard enough we can get Trump to stop all of this
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We don’t live there
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If we just “This You???” hard enough we can get Trump to stop all of this
28.02.2026 14:10 — 👍 513 🔁 44 💬 11 📌 1Photoshopped to death has never meant built in phone app filters
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The lollipop I was sucking on after I drop it on the carpet:
27.02.2026 03:03 — 👍 777 🔁 51 💬 27 📌 4Yep
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Nope. This is where it’s from x.com/repkatcammac...
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The lollipop I was sucking on after I drop it on the carpet:
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The cashier at the self-serve frozen yogurt place after spinning the iPad around for you to tip:
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The last thing a Cheeseburger Big Bite on the roller grill sees at the 7-11:
26.02.2026 15:56 — 👍 185 🔁 13 💬 13 📌 4He doesn't miss!
25.02.2026 15:54 — 👍 350 🔁 40 💬 1 📌 0I have a lot of Trump supporters very mad at me
25.02.2026 15:25 — 👍 2634 🔁 376 💬 62 📌 10Personally I’d never do that to Fuddruckers
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Sam is very very mad
25.02.2026 15:36 — 👍 583 🔁 22 💬 18 📌 1Oh man that would be better
25.02.2026 15:26 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I have a lot of Trump supporters very mad at me
25.02.2026 15:25 — 👍 2634 🔁 376 💬 62 📌 10I hope John Davidson is at the State of the Union tonight
25.02.2026 01:37 — 👍 71 🔁 1 💬 6 📌 0Noooo the squatty potty is tainted now??
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MJF is in a whole episode of Curb about this exact premise. I don’t think he’d be offended in any way knowing I don’t actually think we should beat him up.
23.02.2026 17:20 — 👍 25 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I think we should beat Michael J Fox’s ass the next time he spills a drink on someone
23.02.2026 17:14 — 👍 79 🔁 6 💬 4 📌 0Is the president mocking the U.S. women’s hockey team on a celebratory call with the men’s team going to attract even an iota of the sustained handwringing that the idea of trans athletes disadvantaging women’s sports has gotten
23.02.2026 16:23 — 👍 7250 🔁 1763 💬 75 📌 57Me doing a DJ set tonight: It ain’t Ash Wednesday it’s ASS Wednesday y’all let’s see some big booty bitches throw it back for the Lord….Christ died so you could live it up let’s gooo…don’t give it up for Lent give it up for your bartenders taking care of you tonight…
18.02.2026 16:58 — 👍 306 🔁 37 💬 16 📌 0Me doing a DJ set tonight: It ain’t Ash Wednesday it’s ASS Wednesday y’all let’s see some big booty bitches throw it back for the Lord….Christ died so you could live it up let’s gooo…don’t give it up for Lent give it up for your bartenders taking care of you tonight…
18.02.2026 16:58 — 👍 306 🔁 37 💬 16 📌 0Kinda ironic that people who are really into the Epstein files are themselves Epsteinphiles
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We didnt know it at the time but Donald here paused munting to framemog Jeffrey mid-jestergoon while ignoring the foids so he could pedomaxx
10.02.2026 19:24 — 👍 244 🔁 15 💬 11 📌 2the cheating/confessing olympian dude should be publicly tarred and feathered during the closing ceremony with the gf doing thumbs up or down during the asshole bonus castration round
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