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Shane Haldeman

@shanehaldeman.bsky.social

High School Biology and AP Environmental Science Teacher Aptera Accelerator and Enthusiast

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Careful with the phrasing there....

25.07.2025 05:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#ProudBlue

I actually love this idea. I wish we could implement it.

We aren’t United anyway, so what does it hurt?

28.06.2025 13:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1546    πŸ” 653    πŸ’¬ 160    πŸ“Œ 100

But her emails?

22.06.2025 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This must be the racist friend you were singing about!

11.06.2025 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Andor is the most relevant series on television today.

10.06.2025 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1039    πŸ” 285    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 15
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My thoughts on what’s going on in Los Angeles:

10.06.2025 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 17402    πŸ” 6691    πŸ’¬ 862    πŸ“Œ 623
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California Governor Gavin Newsom’s Press Office has posted a video of Emperor Palpatine's voice reciting Donald Trump’s Truth Social post about Los Angeles.

I would call this epic trolling if it weren't painfully relevant.

10.06.2025 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 772    πŸ” 309    πŸ’¬ 46    πŸ“Œ 32

Absolutely inexcusable. If you still support this regime, where is your line that they must cross before you join the resistance?

07.06.2025 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My money is on "Big Balls".

31.05.2025 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

New Mexico

06.05.2025 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I will hold judgement. If during the event someone grabs a microphone and starts talking shit on Donny it will be well worth the trip.

11.03.2025 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I will hold judgement. If duri g the event someone grabs a microphone and starts talking shit on Donny it will be well worth the trip.

11.03.2025 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Worst. Episode. EVER.

22.02.2025 04:00 β€” πŸ‘ 31404    πŸ” 8740    πŸ’¬ 864    πŸ“Œ 518

I’m the dairy farmer running to replace Elise Stefanik in New York’s 21st Congressional District.

Can you repost this, give me a follow, and help spread the word?

17.02.2025 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4992    πŸ” 3252    πŸ’¬ 146    πŸ“Œ 134
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SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS!
THIS ONE’S FOR YOU PHILLY!

10.02.2025 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 15569    πŸ” 2910    πŸ’¬ 503    πŸ“Œ 289
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Elonβ€”the richest man on Earthβ€”is gutting the world’s largest provider of food aid. He could end world hunger single-handedly and still be the richest man alive. But he won’t.

Instead, he spent 40 million on Super Bowl ads attacking USAID!

Stand with USAID: share this counter-ad…

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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States WASHINGTONβ€”Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a β€œhighly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

05.02.2025 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 69087    πŸ” 16008    πŸ’¬ 1075    πŸ“Œ 974
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Musk's Junta Establishes Him as Head of Government Imagining how we'd cover overseas what's happening to the U.S. right now

Having watched with growing alarm the developments of the last 24 and 36 hours in Washington, I thought I’d take a stab at how the US media would cover this story if it was happening in a foreign country. Here’s that story that should be written this weekend: www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/musk-s-jun...

01.02.2025 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 6976    πŸ” 3617    πŸ’¬ 350    πŸ“Œ 810

I just want to say for the record that when the history books are written centuries from now, I believe the election of Donald Trump in a free and fair election in 2024 will go down as one of the most senseless and self-destructive own goals in human history

31.01.2025 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 33031    πŸ” 4947    πŸ’¬ 1416    πŸ“Œ 389
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HE’S REPLACING NPR WITH BREITBART !?!?!?

01.02.2025 06:15 β€” πŸ‘ 5172    πŸ” 1890    πŸ’¬ 599    πŸ“Œ 304

So, trump is jacking up the prices on Americans with his idiotic 25% tariffs that CONSUMERS pay, but hey, at least you got to openly show your hate of immigrants and got Black History Month, Women's Month, and Pride Month events canceled, so there's that.

Hateful jackasses.

31.01.2025 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 14669    πŸ” 3175    πŸ’¬ 500    πŸ“Œ 105
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Sen. Tuberville bragged that his granddaughter won’t get vaccines because her parents "have done their research."

Rolling the dice with your granddaughter's health is a strange "pro-life" stance.
#ProudBlue #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice #TheTurdReich

31.01.2025 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 558    πŸ” 208    πŸ’¬ 46    πŸ“Œ 10
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Time to post this again

28.01.2025 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 21530    πŸ” 6133    πŸ’¬ 105    πŸ“Œ 2
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Never forget that first and foremost, Trump is a criminal enterprise that uses fake culture war outrage and bogus religiosity as a smoke screen as they raid the public coffers, run scams, and privatize/auction our infrastructure to their corporate buddies.

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I Know What Trump Means for Our Planet. I Still Choose Hope. Awareness of the double crisisβ€”climate change and a second Trump administrationβ€”can be overwhelming. Parenthood clarifies my sense of the mission.

"Vaclav Havel described hope as 'a dimension of the soul; it’s not essentially dependent on some particular observation of the world or estimate of the situation. It is an orientation of the spirit, an orientation of the heart'."

newrepublic.com/article/1905...

22.01.2025 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 115    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 3

My colleagues & I have studied the social media aftermath of mass shooting events for a decade. We’re still processing the horrifying, abhorrent, and tragic event yesterday, which appears to be an assassination attempt on former President Trump. In case they're useful, here are some first thoughts:

14.07.2024 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 263    πŸ” 127    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 16
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Gambling In Casablanca Being blamed for a world of political violence by the people who force us to live in it, and are now shocked-shocked!β€”by it. Navigating the daily trauma of living in a bully's paradise.

Well I'm given to understand that today & for a VERY limited time, our nation's political violence party is shockedβ€”shocked!β€”to learn that we currently live in a world of normalized political violence, and would like very much to know who is to blame.

Full Essay: www.the-reframe.com/gambling-in-...

14.07.2024 12:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2707    πŸ” 844    πŸ’¬ 49    πŸ“Œ 59

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