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Trump is playfully commentating the Washington Commanders game while people are starving. Wtf.

I'm sorry WHY THE FUCK IS THE PRESIDENT ON SUNDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL?!!

PEOPLE HAVE NOT GOTTEN PAID IN OVER A MONTH!!!
CHILDREN ARE STARVING!!!!

HE'S COMMENTATING FOOTBALL!!!!

Mine sounds like the action movie voice🤭

So how about we cancel the streaming subscriptions, subscribe to local journalism and read books and go outside for entertainment?

I'm asking for too much, arent I?

Dirty Diana made me realize that my favorite type of song is a storytelling song.

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I live in the DEEP South and seeing Mamdani win New York made my heart smile so hard.

a hockey player with the number 21 on their jersey is fighting another player ALT: a hockey player with the number 21 on their jersey is fighting another player

Hockey is just gang violence on ice.

Unpopular opinion: Batman was unnecessary.

Why did we s*xualize mermaids? Logically, why would they develop female like breasts? Like yea... technically fish that resemble humans but titties are not hydrodynamic. You ever see a whale or dolphin with anything resembling a mammal titty? 🤣🤣

Speaking of coffee, yall really let a mf who cant spell coffee into the White House.

#cofefe

I bought a milk frother and baby...there shall never be another unfrothed top upon my coffee.

D.L. Hugley is the one black comedian that everyone agrees isn't funny but we just let him talk because he's THAT uncle.

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Its crazy how white on white crime is just True Crime. Like...its a whole "entertainment" genre. There are networks dedicated to these stories that run 24/7 with minimal, if any, reruns!

Whereas black on black crime is weaponized.

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A thread of my nighttime ADHD thoughts to avoid doom scrolling. Feel free to add your own. This is a safe space.

Why did we s*xualize mermaids? Logically, why would they develop female like breasts? Like yea... technically fish that resemble humans but titties are not hydrodynamic. You ever see a whale or dolphin with anything resembling a mammal titty? 🤣🤣

He said he fell in love with my smile, so he does his best to see it every day.

Listening to white people talk about how much they LOOVE the fights at hockey games is disturbing because the same people boycotted the NFL for peaceful protests.

Soo...the options for walking are:
1. Heel waddle like a penguin
OR
2. Throw that big toe across the rest of them

Can we just acknowledge that the spelling of the word "guarantee" is crazy.

Gyyyaattt!

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Rule #1 to having trust issues:

Never let ANYONE know how deep your trust issues REALLY are.

Except, maybe your therapist.

All these greedy people saying 1 mil...

I'll take a conservative $950k.
Pay off my house
Fix my mom's house
Buy reliable transportation
Pay off student loans
Hurricane loans
Maaaybe medical bills

LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE!

Human sees hungry dog.
Gives it food.
Humans sees hungry human.
Call them lazy and take away all access to food.

Backwards ass world we live in.

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Can't tell if I am experiencing body recon or if I'm not losing weight. Looking at my "progress pics" like...

#blackskyfitness

Legitimately thought the Steelers had assless football uniforms.

Newborn baby soft head ahh

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SO IF YOU CARE TO FIND MEE,
LOOK TO THE KITCHEN-SIDE!

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Aldi is just Save-A-Lot for people who like to shop at Sam's.

Hey yall. Looking for a fur baby? Her name is Magic. She is a little over a year old, fixed, chipped, has shots. She is great with kids. Crate trained, potty trained. I'm willing to travel to find her a new home. DM for details.

This is not a scam.

#adopt #adoption #newhome #rehome #help #dog