What nefarious plot do you think he has?

What do diapers and politicians have in common? They both stink and need to be changed often.

And God said to John, "Come forth, and you shall receive eternal life!" But John came fifth and won a toaster.

Just something to bring a smile, hopefully…

I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places – he told me to stop going to those places.

Evening news is where they begin with “Good evening,” and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.

I read nyt and use Flipboard as a news feed. It lets you pick topics of interest, which is nice. I follow news about Georgia, Alzheimers, and environmental stuff.