I think part of this is driven by YouTube algorithmic shenanigans - certainly that's where you see it most - but have only the vaguest grasp of such arcane matters
23.01.2026 16:24 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0@cavalorn.bsky.social
Author of MG/YA fiction & game stuff. Rants about folklore. Opinions my own. He/him. Writer for Warframe (you shiny things). Leopards, faces etc.
I think part of this is driven by YouTube algorithmic shenanigans - certainly that's where you see it most - but have only the vaguest grasp of such arcane matters
23.01.2026 16:24 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0Essentially the emerging way of asking a question is simply to take a declarative statement and put a question mark at the end:
How language changes in real time?
I keep noticing a subtle change to how people phrase questions online. Instead of 'When were bicycles invented?' the question is becoming 'When bicycles were invented?' 'Do' as an auxiliary verb is vanishing; instead of 'Why do bears eat fish?' we get 'Why bears eat fish?'
23.01.2026 16:15 β π 18 π 1 π¬ 5 π 0Frodo: I wish so much unbelievably stupid shit had not happened in my time Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times. This is all exceptionally stupid, though
19.01.2026 19:54 β π 15331 π 5558 π¬ 25 π 53Given that some people are claiming that the 'early drafts' contain material that was forcibly censored, I think it's important to discern real drafts from fake.
18.01.2026 19:08 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Does anybody know when the first example of a robot's eyes turning red to show they've turned evil is?
18.01.2026 18:06 β π 30 π 9 π¬ 11 π 2btw, Dispatch is some of the most beautiful storytelling in games I've ever experienced, and I love it to bits
18.01.2026 18:06 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This particular fake has grammatical and spelling errors throughout, has no GRASP of the PROPER USE of CAPITALS in a FILM SCRIPT, and claims to be the 'orange' revision despite orange not being one of the WGA script revision colours. You'd think people would notice.
18.01.2026 17:50 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Unfortunately, because so many discussions centre around the fake script with its blatant Engineer Jesus sequence, there's now a conspiracy theory that 'studio interference' forced the removal of the Space Jesus backstory. The reality is simply that Scott wanted ambiguity, as he often does.
18.01.2026 17:35 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Back in Spaihts's Alien: Engineers draft, he had a character jokingly refer to 'Jesus, the last Engineer!' and that's as blatant as the references ever got.
They were pared back even more in later drafts because Scott wanted subtlety; he wanted viewers to 'fight about it and not know'.
Put me down for the next one!
18.01.2026 17:19 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0This isn't to say that the Space Jesus backstory itself is fake; it's not. The idea that Jesus was 'the scion of some giant alien' came directly from Ridley Scott, during a script meeting with Jon Spaihts. But it was only ever hinted at indirectly in the scripts.
18.01.2026 17:15 β π 16 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0Spent the winter months listening to PROTO by @laurainparis.bsky.social on Audible, then going back to the beginning and listening to it all over again. Recommended.
18.01.2026 16:47 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I do! It's an invaluable contribution to the discussion of pagan history.
18.01.2026 16:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Discussions of Prometheus frequently refer to an 'early script draft' in which Jesus is explicitly described as a human being raised by Engineers.
Said script is a fan-made fake. Read it here: web.archive.org/web/20130511...
This is Lindelof debunking it as a fake: web.archive.org/web/20130423...
Just tumblr, really. Maintaining a presence in The Other Place for obvious reasons.
18.01.2026 16:41 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He drew a deep breath. 'Well, I'm back,' he said.
18.01.2026 16:39 β π 36 π 2 π¬ 4 π 0'Eye of newt' was NOT code for 'mustard seed', and the debunked belief that the spell ingredients in Macbeth are coded references to plants comes from a single Wiccan author in the 1980s. www.tumblr.com/cavalorn/716...
18.01.2026 16:37 β π 21 π 7 π¬ 2 π 0Pterry stayed the night at our student house back in the 80s when he came to do a talk at the SF society. I do not think we made a very good impression.
30.07.2025 08:22 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Warframe Isleweaver: Bringing villains to life with Elsie Lovelock and Wolf Newton
25.06.2025 15:18 β π 7 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0We spoke with @warframe.com Principal Writer Kat Kingsley about the Isleweaver Update, new lore and what players can expect.
Read our interview here;
*taking a long drag on my cigarette* Look kid, you never think you'll see a leopard eating another leopard's face but sometimes, if you're really lucky and you log on at the right time,
05.06.2025 21:11 β π 955 π 201 π¬ 7 π 2mate
05.06.2025 21:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Well this couldnβt have come at a better time www.bbc.com/news/article...
05.06.2025 21:08 β π 10847 π 3145 π¬ 122 π 202The leopards
They are eating each other
yes
YES
The leopards are HUNGRY
"I never thought I'd become THAT meme" sobs man who etc
05.06.2025 21:05 β π 345 π 56 π¬ 6 π 3Writing essays with AI is like lifting barbells with a forklift
08.05.2025 13:00 β π 67 π 6 π¬ 2 π 1Happy #cincodemayo from your favorite leopard lady and the incredible musicians of Mariachi Arcoiris, the world's FIRST & only LGBTQ mariachi in the world!! π π ππΎ π³οΈβπ
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