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Brandon but in Colorado

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Broadmoor life is the staff organizing my toiletries beautifully

30.01.2025 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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I keep one in the car cuz you never know when an orchestra might break out and need conducting

28.01.2025 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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My almost 18 yo took one look at me and said β€œDad you look like the love child of Clark Kent and Lex Luxor” and I roared

26.01.2025 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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TPS needed some warmth today

14.01.2025 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh that’s incredible hahahaha

11.01.2025 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Full agreement btw

07.01.2025 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So sorry Max!!

07.01.2025 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sorry Nebraska you’re ours now

04.01.2025 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

People who get resistance training in at a hotel with a pathetic set of dumbbells I salute you

04.01.2025 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Today’s puerile pickleball palaver with my newly minted 14 yo:

(1) Deep will always be better than hard! (Mine)

(2) 6-9. Nice. (His)

(3) 6-0. Looks like you’re in a hole again … (mine)

03.01.2025 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oklahoma is known for its flatness

03.01.2025 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So tempted to eat 4.5 pounds of steak but I shall let greatness escape me this time

03.01.2025 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oklahoma!

02.01.2025 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s no Kum & Go but it’s still a darn good name for a convenience store

02.01.2025 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Your resourcefulness still impresses me

02.01.2025 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Can anyone guess where we are? (It’s not Kansas)

02.01.2025 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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Cooking to get lucky in 2025

01.01.2025 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

HNY! Louie has such an amazing expression when he gets photographed 😍

01.01.2025 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Couldn’t resist the old NYE tradition

01.01.2025 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My son took third in a pickleball round robin tournament today. I want to be more like him so I bought his paddle. Maybe I’ll be almost as good as he is one of these days!

31.12.2024 04:35 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know I bragged on here about how great my trainer is but he cut my daily calories by 25% so now he’s fired

29.12.2024 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Bell double header today:

I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day
Ring Out Wild Bells

29.12.2024 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So after viewing two Christmas movies two nights in a row (Nosferatu and It’s a Wonderful Life) what do they have in common (besides a Christmas tree ofc)? The important lesson that a horny woman can save us all.

29.12.2024 04:20 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ It was spooky and so fun to watch. Fantastic performances and Eggers at the height of his powers

29.12.2024 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Siggy got PJs for Xmas and he wanted you to see

28.12.2024 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

-Hired a personal trainer to help me get in the shape of my life when I hit 45 in 2025
-Got to meet several Tweeps irl!

Looking forward to another year of adventures 3/3

28.12.2024 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

-Finished climbing the 58 CO 14ers
-Backpacked twice in WY
-Visited Chicago and saw the last Pitchfork Music Festival
-Saw world-class production of Rosenkavalier in Santa Fe
-Spent two wonderful weeks visiting South Africa 2/3

28.12.2024 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ColoBrando 2024 unwrapped

-Led MSU Denver Music Department thru reaccreditation with the Natl Assoc of Sch of Music
-Became big time volleyball dad and traveled to tournaments in UT and CA (daughter also played in MN, FL, and Portugal)
-Took fam to Disneyland for 1st time
1/3

28.12.2024 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Is my Nosferatu fit sufficiently black

28.12.2024 03:58 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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