⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️

supervisor: your crew leaders said you didn’t use a vehicle last month but I think you did
Me: yes, I used a truck two times
S: we can’t find the paperwork
M: I turned it in each day with the keys
S: whatever could have happened to it?

I guess you lost that shit, bro.

chunks of meat

fatty chunk of meat

spices for meat

chunks of meat coated with spices

back on my bullshit aka making tasty chunks of meat

It was a bad day for this little grub who was just chilling out, eating holes in the wood

what if we <redacted> during the 10/13/68 Other One?

throw it out when it gets too crusty

filling and getting filled

what if we had a nookie exchange instead?

gm from church

One of the customers at the market who I have totally been crushing on but she seems probably too young bought me a cookie today 🥹

magic beans

sound up to hear an important message from Rocket

but it was the dog log show!

sound up to hear an important message from Rocket

Mullins center had some damn heaters in 94 and 95.

just a simple man and his #meatsaw

happy bday to the guy who really puts the skid in skid marks

It was, oh my god, a little reindeer!

Ok, I hadn’t listened to the tape in a long time and holy shit it’s dope. You’ve got a proto version of Bertha with Crosby throwing down some backup vocals, you’ve got a bunch of sweet Crosby songs, and then you’ve got Jerry, Mickey, and Phil creating these dark, gorgeous, hypnotic grooves.

have you seen what these suckers can do to weed plants?

found this asshole wandering around the house

I’ve had Starting Up a Posse by Anthrax stuck in my head for a few days now #fuckthegores

It was part of a quick stir fry

fish sauce, toasted sesame seed oil, and lime are quite the delicious trinity

I finally started turning this oak log into a drum today. The only rule is it begins!

yes, yes, and yes, once you lose your body and your entire self and realize that we are all one entity connected by electricity it is harder to do things like ‘finish college’ or ‘start a career’

The new car has a tape player, so I’m breaking out this beauty. David Crosby singing while Jerry solos behind him is truly a thing of beauty. Also, remember the feeing of getting a tape without the set list labeled and listening to it having no idea what was coming next? What a rush

are you the aged p?

no, that’s just fuckin rude

I’ll have what he had