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@xerimichael.bsky.social

general ne’er do well and roustabout, I like playing and seeing live music

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It’s very fitting that Ace of Bass let a song get used in an anti-gas medication commercial

01.03.2026 02:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

pretty much, but so frothy! and thicc

01.03.2026 01:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I did, true story :)

01.03.2026 00:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

watching people go by

01.03.2026 00:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

you had me at hot greek yogurt

01.03.2026 00:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

this is why we internet

01.03.2026 00:17 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I hope John Bolton’s dick flies off

01.03.2026 00:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

sir this is a family site 🥵

01.03.2026 00:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

instant breakfast

01.03.2026 00:13 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Ahhh, when Jesus takes the wheel all bets are off

28.02.2026 23:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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My YCC crew made a heart shaped basin and, uh

28.02.2026 23:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

complete lack of awareness

28.02.2026 23:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

twas pretty good. I brought in a pizza vendor right after I started eating clean and this tasted great after seeing and smelling pizza at the market for 3 months

28.02.2026 23:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Those aren’t pillows!

28.02.2026 21:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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cheat weekend continues

28.02.2026 21:20 — 👍 22    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 0

Hungover! At the farmers’ market

28.02.2026 15:14 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There was a DJ after our gig last night and he was terrible. No vinyl, which isn’t really surprising, but not even Serrato. His transitions were terrible, dead air between songs, and just really bad song choices that he would let play for too long. And he has been doing this for years.

28.02.2026 14:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

the world may end in flames but at least we have balls to carry is through

28.02.2026 13:44 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

starting a real war surely has to cancel out the eight fake wars that were ‘stopped’, right? we are governed by absolute idiots

28.02.2026 13:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

that movie was better than it had a right to be

28.02.2026 07:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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got a cup o balls to go from the gig 💪

28.02.2026 07:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
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Who’s got two thumbs and a gig at the historic Pinos Altos Opera House tonight(bucket list venue)? This guy!

28.02.2026 00:29 — 👍 19    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

caviar bumps

27.02.2026 23:50 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

bro I’m hooked on monkey phonics

27.02.2026 23:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

sloppy

27.02.2026 19:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Crocodile Rock is about that sweet Cajun crack

27.02.2026 19:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

lol at this Carini-ass lookin fool

27.02.2026 18:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ve been a noob since 1969

27.02.2026 18:56 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m full of Dicks!

27.02.2026 17:12 — 👍 20    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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gm assholes

27.02.2026 15:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0