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@xerimichael.bsky.social

general ne’er do well and roustabout, I like playing and seeing live music

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Happy bday!

03.03.2026 14:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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well I’ll be god damned

03.03.2026 03:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

uh that’s like half of everything

03.03.2026 02:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It makes me think about a cool story I read about a guy who had a tiny house like that and it was occupied by fairies who paid rent in good luck.

03.03.2026 02:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Woah! That’s awesome!

03.03.2026 01:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Wait until yall hear about Space Wrangler and Slip Sliding Away

02.03.2026 15:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is this a Jesse ‘the body’ Ventura quote?

02.03.2026 15:17 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Got to shout out to my older kiddo. She is a mechanic and had been working for a crappy place(beaucoup misogyny). She took initiative and went and found a new job and so far it is much more positive. This was a big step for her stepping out of a comfort zone.

02.03.2026 14:42 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The bottom is made of ground chicken and parmesan

02.03.2026 02:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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chicken crust with caramelized onion, garlic, reduced balsamic base with fresh mozz, pepper jack, and bacon - it is fucking delicious

02.03.2026 02:27 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

A-team kinda shit 💪

02.03.2026 02:17 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

tfw the wedge is funky

01.03.2026 19:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Am I doing this right? #jortsummer

01.03.2026 18:27 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Gotta go with Talladega Nights

01.03.2026 16:56 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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last cheat of the weekend then back to our regularly scheduled program

01.03.2026 16:45 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ok this is awesome

01.03.2026 16:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I mean, 🥹❤️🥹❤️

01.03.2026 15:06 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Gm from church, haven’t been here all week

01.03.2026 15:00 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My band just started playing this song and man is it fun to play

01.03.2026 14:58 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

It’s very fitting that Ace of Bass let a song get used in an anti-gas medication commercial

01.03.2026 02:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

pretty much, but so frothy! and thicc

01.03.2026 01:34 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I did, true story :)

01.03.2026 00:54 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

watching people go by

01.03.2026 00:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

you had me at hot greek yogurt

01.03.2026 00:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

this is why we internet

01.03.2026 00:17 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I hope John Bolton’s dick flies off

01.03.2026 00:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

sir this is a family site 🥵

01.03.2026 00:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

instant breakfast

01.03.2026 00:13 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Ahhh, when Jesus takes the wheel all bets are off

28.02.2026 23:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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My YCC crew made a heart shaped basin and, uh

28.02.2026 23:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0