Professional Husband

LGBTQ history will celebrate this day.

Boston Globe: *sees another record breaking blizzard*

I (a Pisces) identify with this statement.

Fighting the ADHD urge to shave my had because I can't find a barber the the exact vibe I want.

Nothing will ever top the Venture Bros version.

Rita and Jennifer, 9 and 8, talking like a pair of pricks

Tuesday.

"...the spell check that agrees with you" is the part that broke me.

It just gets more and more pathetic every day. Can't wait to see his they top this.

Now that was a user interface.

Message from "Signal Support" Dear User, this is Signal Security Support ChatBot. Our system has detected a recent login attempt to your account from an unrecognized device or location. As a security measure, we have blocked this attempt and sent a verification code via SMS to your registered phone number. If this was NOT you: To secure your account and block this unauthorized access, please reply to this message with the verification code you just received. If this WAS you: You can safely ignore this message. The login attempt will be automatically approved shortly. Thank you for helping us keep your account secure.

Signal will never message you like this.

If you get a message like this, SOMEONE IS TRYING TO HACK YOUR SIGNAL.

DO NOT GIVE THEM THAT CODE.

Have you tried Bottles? The last time I tried switching to Linux, Wine was the standard solution for running Windows apps in Linux, but I found out about Bottles recently and it's leaps and bounds better than Wine had been.

Linux and other open source software has come a long way in recent years. I think a lot of people will be making the switch. Many of the word processors out there can do the same stuff Word can, only way less evil. 😇

Step 1: Install a Linux-based operating system. 🐧

It's almost like that was never the real reason they wanted guns...

Yet another reason to leave the Windows ecosystem. Everyone deserves the assurance of true privacy, not a bunch of privacy options that don't really do much.

Code is liability. AI allows us to create tremendous amounts of liability very quickly

Fun fact: there are certain spots where the rotaries form a pentagram. The winds are strongest there.

Screenshot from Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade showing the Grail Knight dude from the end of the movie.

"He fucked around and found out..."

Screen grab from the series The Venture Bros depicting a man wearing a frog costume holding a brick, overlay text reads "My only skills are brick throwing and frog being!"

The thought of reentering the job market after spending almost 5 years in one of the most soul sucking jobs I've ever had has me feeling very Brick Frog.

My Evil Twin - They Might Be Giants

A group of six nature valentines. A picture of a bog with pitcher plants, with text saying "Our love is like a bog. Built up over time, resistant to decay, deeply interesting to just a small number of people." A yellow slime mold stretching out and exploring. "Our love is like a slime mold. Collaborative, complex, at times unnerving to behold." A piece of limestone with a small trilobite in the corner. "Our love is like limestone. Layered, useful for many purposes, shaped by the friends we met along the way." A ring-billed gull with a french fry on a beach. "Our love is like a ring-billed gull. Abundant, found in North America, sometimes sustained by french fries." An Atlantic horseshoe crab walking on the sand. "Our love is like a horseshoe crab. Tough, timeless, unrelated to true crabs." A drawing of the phosphorus cycle, with arrows connecting various parts of a scene, including algae and fish and a farm and a river and a forest. "Our love is like the phosphorus cycle. Important, really hard to draw."

Nature valentines. This comic is now available as a set of 6 Valentines cards: topatoco.com/collections/...

Screen grab from the movie 'People We Meet On Vacation'. Several people in formal attire at a wedding with a woman center frame wearing a red dress that's giving so much butthole.

Girl showed up to a gay wedding in a dress that looks like a butthole.

He was despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief.

“It's 106 miles to Fossanova, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and one of us is the skull of a Thirteenth Century saint.”
“Hit it.”

This story stinks of rich white ppl being angry they can't get more rich.

This morning, in the largest expansion yet, hundreds of new union baristas are walking off the job in 34 cities.

That means there are now:
🗣️ 3,800 baristas
☕️ across 180 stores
📍 in over 130 cities
on an open-ended ULP strike!

We’re 👏 only 👏 getting 👏 stronger

NANCY IS HAVING A BAD DREAM IN HER DREAM WE SEE A PEACOCK WITH ITS FEATHERS IN MULTIPLE COLORS AND THERE IS WRITTEN IN THE DREAM THIS NIGHTMARE WILL BE IN FULL COLOR

THIS NIGHTMARE WILL
BE IN FULL COLOR

Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic THE ARCTIC CIRCLE—With a vow to destroy the abomination she had created if it was the last thing she ever did, television host Oprah Winfrey has spent weeks on a ship pursuing Dr. Phil through the Arc...

“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said

I wonder if they used ChatGPT to write this court filling? It's like asking Charles Manson to help write his own indictment.