"happy birthday, short legs long torso!"
still makes me laugh
@allispeed.bsky.social
good hello! i'm alli (she/her), and i like frogs. come on in, y'all: https://twitch.tv/feralwife
"happy birthday, short legs long torso!"
still makes me laugh
we love a clip review babyyyyyyyyyyyy β¨
12.11.2025 01:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0got my flu shot today, and i feel like it's really important to share the side effects i'm experiencing: i'm now 46% hotter and 22% smarter than i was pre-vaccine. hope this helps anyone who was nervous about getting one this season β¨
20.09.2025 19:07 β π 57 π 2 π¬ 1 π 1:')
13.08.2025 01:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0burnt to a fuckin crisp :)
12.08.2025 00:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0thank you i actually laughed out loud at this lmao
07.08.2025 00:03 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βLook for the helpers. You will always find people who are helping.β
Went on my biggest adventure yet with @savethechildren.org and friends. We visited our rural programs, explained the importance of education, and our work within communities.
Iβll cherish these memories for life.
I LOVE THIS FRIGGIN GAME HELL YEAH
25.07.2025 14:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0girl i am just a MESS* lately
*has curls
this goes so far beyond party lines. this will devastate low-income people and their families, INCLUDING the people who voted for him.
where are we now on the scale of "Greatness"? when will people wake up to the fucking reality of our current trajectory?
i'm gutted.
the only thing i'm clinging to right now is the hope that if these bastards continue to ignore us and bend to the whim and will of the ultra-rich, they will feel the wrath of the people at the polls.
03.07.2025 19:47 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0i truly do no know what to say except that i am so sorry to all of the people who are going to suffer as a result of our completely off-the-rails congress passing this horrific, garbage legislation. we all called. we all tried. we all cried.
03.07.2025 19:47 β π 16 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0STOP THAT
28.06.2025 03:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0President Trump is suppressing protests for immigrants' rights with active duty military.
Tell Congress to step in NOW to protect our First Amendment rights and keep military troops out of our communities.
???
20.05.2025 22:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0:)
20.05.2025 22:32 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0that would be very helpful! i never signed up for this! lmao
01.05.2025 20:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0love ya, dude :)
01.05.2025 20:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0oh good, my brain is in "i guess everyone actually hates me" mode again. we love to see it!
:')
i know things are super weird and everyone is hurting but if you have a dollar or two to put towards the emergency vet bills of both max and cece from the last two weeks, i would be forever grateful.
www.gofundme.com/f/aid-for-ce...
please for the love of GOD keep sharing cute, wholesome, wonderful things online. we need to see that there is still hope, humanity, and happiness out there.
ty to everyone who shares a little joy with strangers whenever they can <3
some places to support/donate:
transactual.org.uk
genderedintelligence.co.uk
my heart goes out to trans women in the UK right now. exclusion of any kind, especially of another marginalized group, is never a fucking WIN.
we see you. we hear you. we support you. we welcome you as the women you are, whether the court says so or not.
WOWOWOWOW CONGRATS!!!!!
17.04.2025 19:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0also this is not meant to disparage all the lawyers and judges who ARE trying to do something about it, i just wonder how and when any of this will be enforced. idk.
16.04.2025 18:22 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0(nobody is going to do anything about it, btw. i just think it's so comical at this point that idk what to do except try to make more comedy.)
16.04.2025 18:21 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0yeah sex is cool but has your entire fuckin government ever been found in criminal contempt of court
16.04.2025 18:20 β π 17 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0this is like... one of the best things anyone has ever said <3
15.04.2025 03:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0for sure, and i would never fault a person who simply didn't have all the info. i've been that guy before, and i would prefer being gently told the facts than demonized for shit i didn't even know i was doing lmao but then there are some who just don't care and it is sadge
15.04.2025 03:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i'm usually loud on stream but quiet on socials when it comes to games-related controversy, but like... if the game has shitty "jokes" in it, or the people who made it have said/done shitty things, why continue to play? there are THOUSANDS of other games & devs that are cool? i don't get it :)
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