A supermarket label reading "MINI APPLES"
Wow, America is now selling entire cities in Australian supermarkets
13.08.2025 09:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@wokholt.bsky.social
Screenwriter / etcwriter. Once wrote 60,000 or so jokes for TV shows. Chaos mathematician by training. Cricket tragic. Wurundjeri land. He/him. https://media-empire.net
A supermarket label reading "MINI APPLES"
Wow, America is now selling entire cities in Australian supermarkets
13.08.2025 09:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Cover for Until the Red Leaves Fall by Alli Parker
Just finished Until the Red Leaves Fall by the brilliant @alliparkerwriter.bsky.social, a moving story about storytelling, authenticity, secrets, of Australia's hideous WWII internment camps wrapped in a ripping yarn of the 1950s theatre scene. Bravo! #booksky #AussieAuthor
12.08.2025 23:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I certainly don't begrudge Scar for spoiling my run #Hottest100
26.07.2025 09:35 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 02 for 2 so far, also locking in Never Tear Us Apart #Hottest100
26.07.2025 09:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1My #10 pick a bit belated: Never Tear Us Apart
26.07.2025 09:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0#13
26.07.2025 09:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It feels like the top 10 in the #Hottest100 gonna include:
Long Way To The Top
Flame Trees
Khe Sahn
Somebody That I Used To Know
Don't Dream It's Over
My Happiness
How To Make Gravy
Buy Me A Pony
The Worst Person Alive
and one other...
Kinda hoped The Angels were #1 in the #Hottest100 just because the key lyric was contributed by some rando in the crowd
26.07.2025 08:46 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0When I said "drain the swamp" I was referring to Swamp B
17.07.2025 08:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Me, standing in a kitchen in a grey jumper, holding a large white coffee cup and a broken handle. Black text on the cup reads PROJECT 2020, with the O being replaced by a red coronavirus.
Went to shoot a toast to The Project in my favourite cup. Knocked it over and broke the handle off. In tribute, I guess.
27.06.2025 03:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's the Godfather 3 of global mass destruction
22.06.2025 03:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I just knew they wouldn't leave us hanging at World War II
22.06.2025 03:24 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I'm currently having a grammar crisis that's almost the exact opposite: "couple" - does it actually make more sense for it not to have the "of"? You wouldn't say "two of sheep". Yet the use of "a couple" without the "of" always triggers my Americanisation-of-language gag reflex.
15.06.2025 12:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sad to hear my friends and former colleagues who found out this week that they lost their jobs with the cancellation of The Project. I was there for just over half of its 16 year lifespan, and worked with so many lovely folks with a huge range of skills and talents. Here's what it was like.
14.06.2025 07:15 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wild to be in @nightwatchman.bsky.social two weeks in a row... this time by name. Thanks Glenn, hopefully you will quote this blurt in next week's edition and we can continue this dance in perpetuity.
06.06.2025 02:18 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Or I may be sadly wrong
03.06.2025 02:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I'm rapt to have been chosen as one of the creative folks to launch Milestones Page, a site that allows creatives to bring together everything they've done into one schmick-looking web page. Almost like an entire Media Empire...
media-empire.net/my-milestones/
Thanks! I too was a profound 17-year-old.
30.05.2025 03:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I love this so much. Shocked and delighted to see my parable of the wise man and the fool from the FOUL Manifesto (as reprinted in the FOUL newsletter) make it to the hallowed pages of your diary. Quite the honour.
30.05.2025 00:16 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0March 29: "Does anyone believe that Anthony Albanese can form a majority government after the election?"
May 3: ALP thumping majority, Dutton loses seat.
May 20: Coalition splits, Liberals left with less than 20% of seats.
If a week is a long time in #auspol, eight is a geologic eon.
Leader-wise, the Coalition just couldn't support different-sex marriage #auspol
20.05.2025 03:04 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We are going to see some world-record-setting barrel-scraping for the shadow ministry now #auspol
20.05.2025 02:20 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Yet another position for the Minister for Everything
13.05.2025 06:36 β π 2 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Very Ted. But also unnervingly like a clone of Scott Morrison.
13.05.2025 04:50 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Someone reboot Antony!
03.05.2025 10:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0seems like the ABC results computer is frozen still @ 4.9% counted where there's been 11.2% #ausvotes #auspol
03.05.2025 09:52 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Sadly it's true, I was handing out for the Greens in Deakin today and the HTV for the Reps said Vote 1 Amy Mills "then number the other boxes from 2 to 8 in the order of your choice". Very disappointing.
03.05.2025 04:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Mine for Deakin... and Dickson π€π€
02.05.2025 13:12 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0One of several maybes
02.05.2025 12:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0