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Warwick Holt

@wokholt.bsky.social

Screenwriter / etcwriter. Once wrote 60,000 or so jokes for TV shows. Chaos mathematician by training. Cricket tragic. Wurundjeri land. He/him. https://media-empire.net

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A supermarket label reading "MINI APPLES"

A supermarket label reading "MINI APPLES"

Wow, America is now selling entire cities in Australian supermarkets

13.08.2025 09:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Cover for Until the Red Leaves Fall by Alli Parker

Cover for Until the Red Leaves Fall by Alli Parker

Just finished Until the Red Leaves Fall by the brilliant @alliparkerwriter.bsky.social, a moving story about storytelling, authenticity, secrets, of Australia's hideous WWII internment camps wrapped in a ripping yarn of the 1950s theatre scene. Bravo! #booksky #AussieAuthor

12.08.2025 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I certainly don't begrudge Scar for spoiling my run #Hottest100

26.07.2025 09:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

2 for 2 so far, also locking in Never Tear Us Apart #Hottest100

26.07.2025 09:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

My #10 pick a bit belated: Never Tear Us Apart

26.07.2025 09:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#13

26.07.2025 09:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It feels like the top 10 in the #Hottest100 gonna include:
Long Way To The Top
Flame Trees
Khe Sahn
Somebody That I Used To Know
Don't Dream It's Over
My Happiness
How To Make Gravy
Buy Me A Pony
The Worst Person Alive
and one other...

26.07.2025 08:54 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Kinda hoped The Angels were #1 in the #Hottest100 just because the key lyric was contributed by some rando in the crowd

26.07.2025 08:46 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When I said "drain the swamp" I was referring to Swamp B

17.07.2025 08:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Me, standing in a kitchen in a grey jumper, holding a large white coffee cup and a broken handle. Black text on the cup reads PROJECT 2020, with the O being replaced by a red coronavirus.

Me, standing in a kitchen in a grey jumper, holding a large white coffee cup and a broken handle. Black text on the cup reads PROJECT 2020, with the O being replaced by a red coronavirus.

Went to shoot a toast to The Project in my favourite cup. Knocked it over and broke the handle off. In tribute, I guess.

27.06.2025 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's the Godfather 3 of global mass destruction

22.06.2025 03:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just knew they wouldn't leave us hanging at World War II

22.06.2025 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm currently having a grammar crisis that's almost the exact opposite: "couple" - does it actually make more sense for it not to have the "of"? You wouldn't say "two of sheep". Yet the use of "a couple" without the "of" always triggers my Americanisation-of-language gag reflex.

15.06.2025 12:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Project's Difference Engine - Warwick Holt - Media Empire As the curtain closes on 16 years of The Project, I look back on my own 8 years of delivering news differently.

Sad to hear my friends and former colleagues who found out this week that they lost their jobs with the cancellation of The Project. I was there for just over half of its 16 year lifespan, and worked with so many lovely folks with a huge range of skills and talents. Here's what it was like.

14.06.2025 07:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wild to be in @nightwatchman.bsky.social two weeks in a row... this time by name. Thanks Glenn, hopefully you will quote this blurt in next week's edition and we can continue this dance in perpetuity.

06.06.2025 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Or I may be sadly wrong

03.06.2025 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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My Milestones - Warwick Holt - Media Empire My entire creative career, right back to my long-forgotten teenage years, is now available on a new site called Milestones Page.

I'm rapt to have been chosen as one of the creative folks to launch Milestones Page, a site that allows creatives to bring together everything they've done into one schmick-looking web page. Almost like an entire Media Empire...
media-empire.net/my-milestones/

02.06.2025 06:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks! I too was a profound 17-year-old.

30.05.2025 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love this so much. Shocked and delighted to see my parable of the wise man and the fool from the FOUL Manifesto (as reprinted in the FOUL newsletter) make it to the hallowed pages of your diary. Quite the honour.

30.05.2025 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Peter Dutton asks reporters whether Labor would be able to form a majority government Follow the latest news headlines from Australia's most trusted source. Read in-depth expert analysis and watch live coverage on ABC News.

March 29: "Does anyone believe that Anthony Albanese can form a majority government after the election?"
May 3: ALP thumping majority, Dutton loses seat.
May 20: Coalition splits, Liberals left with less than 20% of seats.
If a week is a long time in #auspol, eight is a geologic eon.

21.05.2025 03:47 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Leader-wise, the Coalition just couldn't support different-sex marriage #auspol

20.05.2025 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We are going to see some world-record-setting barrel-scraping for the shadow ministry now #auspol

20.05.2025 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yet another position for the Minister for Everything

13.05.2025 06:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Very Ted. But also unnervingly like a clone of Scott Morrison.

13.05.2025 04:50 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜The place you want to be’: How a Melbourne teenager went from watching YouTube to a New York stage For budding jazz musicians around the world, this program is the north star. Now a group of Australian classmates are joining in, showing the world what their school band can do.

Proud Parent Moment

08.05.2025 04:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone reboot Antony!

03.05.2025 10:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

seems like the ABC results computer is frozen still @ 4.9% counted where there's been 11.2% #ausvotes #auspol

03.05.2025 09:52 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sadly it's true, I was handing out for the Greens in Deakin today and the HTV for the Reps said Vote 1 Amy Mills "then number the other boxes from 2 to 8 in the order of your choice". Very disappointing.

03.05.2025 04:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mine for Deakin... and Dickson 🀞🀞

02.05.2025 13:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One of several maybes

02.05.2025 12:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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