Laura 🐞🍄

Laura 🐞🍄

@lauradashlohn.bsky.social

HVAC specialist and bikini model

158 Followers 337 Following 136 Posts Joined Apr 2023
10 months ago

As a chronic doom scroller, publicly admitting to spending 12-15 hours on twitter should get you involuntarily committed to a psych ward.

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11 months ago

The same thing that caused the “autism epidemic” is the same thing that has caused the blue eyes “epidemic”, and the straight hair “epidemic”, and the pale skin “epidemic”. It’s genetics, you leather faced, steroid doping, road kill induced brain rotted Nazi.

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11 months ago

The girlies are fighting, again!

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11 months ago

This may sound too 2013, but this would look really cute with a statement necklace.

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1 year ago

Poor little thing. Glad she has a good pet parent to look after her. ❤️

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1 year ago

I would consult your vet and make sure she doesn’t have any underlying injuries. They can also recommend ways to help her feel safe/handle the anxiety that may show up later. I hope you both are doing ok.

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1 year ago

I will start a revolution at the total wine. Give me champagne or give me death.

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1 year ago

This is a god damned disgrace. Literally turned his back on people who thought they signed up to be the good guys. This will be eye opening to many conservatives.

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1 year ago

The fedora triggered my fight or flight response. Those are only allowed in 1920’s movies/cosplay and if Britney Spears is wearing it.

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1 year ago

It was not unexpected. Every article on bird flu said this would lead to a shortage of poultry products. Anyone with basic pattern recognition could see that bird flu+trump policies that benefit big business+trump/rfk policies that deny science would lead to this. This is infuriating.

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1 year ago
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PBS News Weekend full episode, Jan. 25, 2025 YouTube video by PBS NewsHour

A while back I asked folks why they’re joining Bluesky and the most common response I saw was, “I just want a good place to get my news” and, yall, no. Bad.

GET YOUR NEWS FROM THE NEWS

PBS Newshour is FREE FOR EVERYONE.

youtu.be/PMOYN8JWdUk?...

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1 year ago

Holle says there is a 6-7 acre abandoned lot next to where Taylor was killed. He said the land was previously low-income housing. He tells the Council they should buy or lease that land to build a housing unit.

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1 year ago

Holle says that Taylor's mother brought a letter for Mayor Andre Dickens that she could not deliver. She was told there were "security concerns."

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1 year ago

Jonathan Holle, Old Fourth Ward resident, says that the Council is responsible for the death of Cornelius Taylor. "It is on you. It is your job to fix this," Holle says.

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1 year ago

Stole credit card info of conservatives I know and signed them up for reoccurring donations to PBS and NPR. Even if they cancel they’ll never escape the mailing list. Enjoy your quarterly fundraising call, bitches.

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1 year ago
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I was suspended from Emory over my Palestine activism. I will not let it stop me. When I applied to Medical School at Emory University, I was open about my dedication to Palestine activism, and was told it would never impact my studies. But now, the school has suspended me for that...

When I applied to Medical School at Emory University, I was open about my dedication to Palestine activism, and was told it would never impact my studies. But now, the school has suspended me for that very reason.

https://mondoweiss.net/2025/01/i-was-suspended-from-emory-over-my-palestine-activism…

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1 year ago

Never assume the guy that is willing to fight to the death won’t kill you. They wouldn’t propose a fight to the death if murder wasn’t already on the table.

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1 year ago

The American Medical Association did a study showing encampment sweeps that forcibly relocate people lead to big increases in: overdose deaths, hospitalizations, life-threatening infections, and more. And yesterday, a man was run over with a bulldozer in an Atlanta sweep.

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1 year ago

You absolutely cannot do your job drunk. I’ve worked in dive bars where we sent bartenders home for being drunk on the job, and the job was getting people drunk!

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1 year ago
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FTC Report Shows Big Pharma Middlemen Jack Up Prices by Up to 7,736% | Common Dreams Pharmacy benefit managers "are raking in billions in excess revenue—$7.3 billion over just five years—while squeezing independent pharmacies and leaving patients and health plan sponsors with skyrocke...

A new FTC report shows that Big Pharma middlemen are jacking up prices by as much as 7,736%.

Pharmacy benefit managers, or PBMs, are marking up the prices of specialty generic drugs and have made over $7 billion in excess revenue in the last 5 years.

www.commondreams.org/news/pharmac...

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1 year ago

For the most part, but it was Bearinstien NOT Bearinstain.

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1 year ago

@somearborist.bsky.social

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1 year ago

A B C: Always Be Crime-ing.

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1 year ago
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I did my cat’s birth chart last night. Cancer sun, Gemini moon, and Virgo rising.

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1 year ago

In the weeks leading up to it when people were posting on TikTok and twitter that they planned to be violent. They constantly referenced 1776 meaning they saw this as war. War=violence. They were telling on themselves and everyone ignored them.

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1 year ago
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Alabama mom hit by truck, then shot in Bourbon Street attack: 'It's just so disturbing' A night of revelry was coming to a close for Alexis Scott-Windham and her friends in the early hours of New Year's Eve after they came from Mobile, Alabama to

Amazon has denied a leave of absence to an Alabama woman who was struck by the New Orleans attacker’s truck and shot in the foot during the attack. She worried she won’t have a job to return to when she recovers. www.nola.com/news/crime_p...

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1 year ago
RENTAL ASAISTANCE NEEDED! $450!!!

We’ve got a disabled woman and her dog and they have until the seventh to get this money. We can’t have them out in the cold y’all. It’s gonna be so bad this week. Give if you got! If we all pitch in a little it adds up so fast. 

PayPal.me/ekymutualaid
Venmo - @ekymutualaid 
Cashapp - $ekymutualaid

We’ve got a disabled woman and her dog and they have until the seventh to get this money. We can’t have them out in the cold y’all. It’s gonna be so bad this week. Give if you got! If we all pitch in a little it adds up so fast.

PayPal.me/ekymutualaid
Venmo - @ekymutualaid
Cashapp - $ekymutualaid

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1 year ago

This just makes you a theater kid. Super annoying to your local diner staff and patrons, but still less annoying than a lib.

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1 year ago
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Jimmy Carter took on the awful Guinea worm when no one else would — and he triumphed Carter targeted diseases primarily affecting the poor in remote areas — notably "Guinea worm disease." Because of his commitment, case numbers plummeted from 3.6 million a year to just 13 in 2022.

One of Jimmy Carter's biggest, but probably least known accomplishments is getting us very close to eradicating Guinea worm, a horrible disease that almost no one else cared about.

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1 year ago

She’s so tall! I saw her in September 2023 on the renaissance tour and she was probably a foot shorter. They grow up so fast 🥹

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