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They announce a Beast from the East every fortnight from August to April. So this won't worry them.

Done a talk on John Clare to the Stamford Local History Group.
Next one will be in March.

Round oat pancake in a frying pan covered in melting cheese

My best Staffordshire oatcake so far

Oh goodness knows what Helpston are up to. This is Barnack.

Far more spiderpeople than trainee wizards

I shall be going as Father Brown.

Although my London grandad was only a trucker after the war. Before it, he worked in a tongue-packing factory

My granddads were a miner and a trucker. One nan was a school cleaner, and the other terrified shopkeepers.

I can look forward to seeing 85 Harry Potters and 75 Hermiones in an hour then.

Man who rang 999 to complain about an assault from three geese and a duck gets a suspended sentence David Kerr (43) was bitten below the knee when he tried to ‘usher’ them off a road

He’s narrowly escaped doing bird. Bonus: The court reporter’s name.

Were watching a nostalgic "Drop the Dead Donkey".

Filmed at a time when the Americans were invading the Middle East on a dodgy basis, in an operation that looked like it was succeeding very quickly, and would deliver just what they wanted.

Thank goodness life has changed.

Johnson wasn't even Churchill the dog.

Given Easter was a first name, and Christmas is a surname, logically there must somewhere have been an Easter Christmas

Someone said to me the other day that the Bible was very clear on something. I pointed out it couldn't be because I didn't agree with him.

So you're a Market Square Hero now, Father?

Cowslips - low lying plants with quite fleshy green leaves and groups of bell-shaped flowers on stalks.

Primroses are out.

Doing the 4 mile journey to the Bridge Club via 4 modern counties as usual.

That's like announcements at the Bridge Club.

Churchill was an absolute monster to Welsh miners.

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Right on both assumptions.

Orange man sits in front of gold leaf fireplace talking horse manure.

the best TV programme in years.

Maybe not. To be fair we mostly think he's a stupid president.

Yeah that Armageddon thing's not gonna be brought in with half-measures.

They're gonna be standing on each others' shoulders if they all want to fit.

Neanderthals were human.

But why?

And you can afford a glass of wine on the British train.

Camden Town Brewery sold to world's biggest drinks company Critics say craft beer image of north London brewer is compromised by becoming wholly owned subsidiary of Budweiser firm AB InBev

When Brewdog criticised Camden Town brewery for selling out. (The Brewdog Camden that ripped the sign down has been closed for a while)

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