gerrarrdus

gerrarrdus

@gerrarrdus.bsky.social

Lives in Historic Northamptonshire. Chemist, IT bod, priest, stunt-archdruid

363 Followers 332 Following 4,283 Posts Joined Jan 2025
16 hours ago

TBH letting Clare loose in the area around Bloomsbury was an utter disaster.

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16 hours ago

the obvious answer would be "don't invite them, as you'll probably insult them, you obviously intolerant wombat".

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16 hours ago

I heard someone say suburbs are like elasticated trousers. Unless you're under 5 or over 50 you won't appreciate them.

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16 hours ago

I'm a vicar and I bless the "Do not disturb" setting.

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16 hours ago

Before Xmas we spent a while on holiday by the seaside.

Two local pubs. One had GB News on the TV.

So we drank in the other pub all week.

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16 hours ago

Friend of mine introduced herself the first time we met:
Me: "What are you studying?"
Her: "Murder".

She weren't kidding.

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16 hours ago

If it cheers you up, John Clare once walked the 6 miles from Helpston to Stamford to buy a particular book, to find out that bookshops were closed on Sunday. He walked the 6 miles home, and walked back again the following week.

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17 hours ago

Stamford and Peterborough people assemble, and roll your eyes and go "we know. We hear about it roughly every fortnight".

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17 hours ago

But gurning over a pint in Wetherspoons before taking a helicopter back home is so easy.

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17 hours ago

What worries me is, we have self-driving cars that need to identify cars and traffic lights.

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1 day ago

We will be keeping Mothering Sunday. Giving flowers to everyone and eating Simnel Cake.

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1 day ago

He doesn't appear to understand what destroying 100% of something means.

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1 day ago

It was nice to see such a well used, busy church and church hall.

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2 days ago
collie's head super-close up so she appears to have huge nose.

My collie-springer has plenty to occupy her mind. But she got herself super-scared of noise, and we've never been able to do anything about that. She overthinks everything.
She just looks like a big collie. If she jumped into my arms like that, I'd be on my back.

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2 days ago

All this in Iran would only make sense if Donald Trump's plan were to make the USA poorer and weaker.

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2 days ago

because you've already won the war, I expect.

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2 days ago

He were baptized next door to us, in Etton, I believe?

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2 days ago

I'd still be more scared of a new Flu. At least with Covid the mRNA technology is ready to go. With Flu we still seem to be stuck with 6-month cycles of growing virus in eggs.

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2 days ago

Just had that debate in March.

Put it this way, I've lived half my life in Wellingborough.

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2 days ago

Whereas turns out in the Fens, the Nene splits in assorted directions. And the one that goes through March appears to end up in the Ouse! Chaos!

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2 days ago

My Northamptonshire head is now reeling. I arrived at March to see a sign saying "Old River Nene", when I was pretty sure the Nene was miles to the north running from Peterborough to Wisbech. Where I come from, it's simple. Various tributaries of the Nen all join together and head for Peterborough

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2 days ago

The team rector could probably do with the help! Four churches and I've seen the service list at St Peter's this evening. Very busy.

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2 days ago

Their even...long day...

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2 days ago

Yes your nearly-relative in March tells me you're there go-to vicar!

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2 days ago

If I told you that I'd reveal my location! Let's just say I've just nearly run over the treasurer of a fenland history group!

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2 days ago

@suffolkvicar.bsky.social talking to your cousin's sister-in-law!

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2 days ago

Some people are so hardy they play guitar in shirt sleeves.

But wear many layers.

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3 days ago

Ah I've got another talk first! Diving into the deepest fenny Fen for the next one.

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3 days ago

I was at 0.008 but then I'm a bloke and can only identify about 9 different colours.

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3 days ago

Given she rested at Stamford, she could have come straight down the Great North Road to London. I assume the fens south of Peterborough were boggy, so they took her along the spine of the Northamptonshire uplands till they reached Northampton.

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