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Short term, live with it.
Long term, gypsum, lime and/or lots of organic material.

My cassock I just run through the washing machine then hang the creases out.

West view of Peterborough Cathedral, a fine Early English Church,with a ray of light from the low sun streaming across it.

I CAN SEE THE LIGHT!!!

Met his brother when he was CEO of Avery Berkel and I was a lowly programmer for Waitrose. Was a thoroughly good bloke and very interested in what we were up to.

Well, it's Reform official policy.

In that case that's better. I'm obviously no good at perspective

"The Abomination"?

One of my churches had Anglo-Saxon work until the Victorian improvements.

They'll say he DIED SUDDENLY after being vaccinated.

I'm Gary and it looks terrible to me because I can't see any protection from the cars. A nice elevated bike lane would be better.

That's a terrible likeness of Putin.

Yeah I was at about 50% in 1200, and I've picked up a bit of Flemish over the years.

People sometimes ask me if I have always been a vicar. To which I always reply that I used to be a child.

Half-board Canons would be good.

Ooh are we all talking about class again?
Must ensure I eat pie, mash, and eels this week. Gor blimey.

*does Lambeth Walk*

So far my attempts to make Staffordshire oat pancakes have been disastrous. With eight pancakes worth of ingredients, I've achieved three over-thick pancakes that disintegrated. And one near-perfect attempt that also disintegrated.
But I am full of pancake. So every cloud.

#VAR going to be checking that #LFC goal for about a week.

He's decided to invade Greenland with a hospital.

Sad but obvious.

Yeah but an odd way to wish someone happy deathday.

Guardian headline: St Francis of Assisi's skeleton goes on public display.

I guess the question I'm asking myself is, "why?"

Don't forget the batteries. Otherwise you'll get people pointing out that solar doesn't work at night.
Wind does, of course.

He's an utter national treasure.

Small Prophets is absolutely the best thing I have seen on TV in a very long time. #SmallProphets

There's a Puxley ("Puck's Ley") near Milton Keynes.

Private Eye acknowledges the genius of our political commentariat.

It's no coincidence the first advert I saw on this ludicrous article was an IQ test. I presume if you fail, you get to read the whole article?

Samuel Pepys meets the 17th Century ICE.

Who hasn't done that? It was the only way to get a roast in one pub I knew.

Unfortunately it's that time of year when all sorts of bugs wake up in churches and find they can't get out.