Danielle Langlois

He ALMOST feels bad?

Saruman notes that actually, cutting down all the trees and inventing a new kind of super orc might cause some problems…

Wow!

And who just gave this corporation a pardon?

Donald Trump.

I can get him on Joe Rogan next week, but tell him to tone down the Bob Ross shit, it’s way too divisive.

People who phone me in the hour before cat-feeding have asked me things like: “Are you in a barn?”

WOW.

If I ever used a pseudonym it would probably be an anagram instead of a typo. 🤓

I don’t reward it and I endure an hour (sometimes more) of dissonant griping.

Accidentally rewarded it twice yesterday though! 😂

😬😬😬😬

Meanwhile, many of the most profitable companies in the U.S. have immigrants as CEOs.

💯

These are the people who don’t want to wait in line, though. 😂

NBC’s Richard Engel: “The White House meme campaign is outraging many former US military commanders… they say only someone who has never really seen combat would think it’s a joke and put out material like this.”

Smart!

Sure seems like it!

Twice.

Daylight Savings: My cat tricked me into feeding him an hour earlier today.

EW.

HEAR ME OUT

‘Drunk History: Climate Edition’

Climate History hosted by:
a sober, yet spicy Al Gore
and
Obama’s Anger Translator

@yellowdotstudios.bsky.social
@ghostpanther.bsky.social

Hey, a girl’s gotta eat…

The meme has been marinating all these years, waiting for exactly this

Plumbing the depths.

If you post a link to Twitter, the ai bot adds you to its block list. If you subscribe to that block list (no idea if anyone actually does), it automatically blocks all the accounts on the list without your knowledge. (I subscribed to an alert if anyone blocks me, which is how I became aware of it.)

We turned away from the light when we invented a way to go online without the computer screaming in warning.

@linkwatch.bsky.social Maybe don’t encourage the blocking of people who are sharing important information that people on Bsky need to see, even if it’s only posted elsewhere.

The Trump White House hasn’t posted on BlueSky in several months but you need to know that this is the deeply dystopian crap they’re posting on Twitter.

WAR IS NOT A VIDEO GAME

x.com/whitehouse/s...

A great time to make sure your Weather Radios have batteries. (Yeah, I’m talking to you, American Midwest! ❤️)

Mopers need to redirect their energy toward civic engagement! Especially any retirees! (Not you, you’re always working, but anyone who is retired and feels helpless can check out @thirdactorg.bsky.social)

Ok. WOW.

These are so impressive!