Steve Walsh

Like a lot of things with RFK Jr if someone just said this to you and wasn’t in charge of medicine in America you’d go: ooooooookay and keep pressing the elevator button

I don't miss the performative corporate bullshit.

Wasn't there one in the Hillcrest shopping center?

State health officials confirm 10 new measles cases in Minnesota So far, 18 cases have been confirmed across the state in 2025.

Make America Itch Again

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I was in sales most of my life. It's wasn't the buyers job to buy from me but it was my job to try to convince them to buy. That's the current state of the government shutdown. The Democrats don't need to buy what the Republicans are selling. Republicans need to do their job.

I miss my Forest Green 1996 Dodge Intrepid company car, that got repo'd, which was the 1st clue that my company might be in trouble.

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My no compete ends today. I decided to retire anyways but 🖕you Bunzl.

“.. I think where the patience is probably wearing thin is the time,” said Johnson, a fourth-generation farmer. “I don’t think anybody thought that we were going to take this much time because we were told 90 deals, 90 deals in 90 days.”

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a man in a batman costume and yellow shorts is standing in front of a wave holding a gun . Alt: Batman in yellow shorts water skiing

Age yourself with a film you saw as a kid

Threads algo is so messed up I don't know how bad the local sports team is doing compared to here where it's more like the old days on the hellsite (AKA: suicide hotline)

I've gotten so soft I'll wait until the temp is in the 60's before I go out for a run where in April I'll be running in the 40's just to get outside.

Yahoo headline screen cap on USA Ryder Cup loss

George Carlin was right when he said "watching golf is like watching flies fuck" but this headline gives me great joy.

Textbook Attention Whore behavior. Most of them are dullards with no real imaginations so this is the sort of act they come up with when they think they're creative. The worst part is it works for a while.

Let's all kneel at the alter of Gump Worsley

How it started How it's going

They're really trying to though.

Theory: Whoever is at the controls at KARE 11 during Jeopardy were responsible for the escalator the other day.

I remember the Great Escalator Stoppage of 1980 where 3 Young Republicans were sent to a public hospital without being able to swear their love of Dave Durenberger.

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE

What happens when the rural Minnesota grocery store closes? Small-town grocery store owners feel a strong sense of responsibility to their communities, but the threat of closure often looms.

This was the world I left last year. The bleakness of this article didn't even touch on the proliferation of Dollar Generals being built on the edge of town.

Many Minnesotans already live miles from the nearest grocery store. What happens if it closes? www.minnpost.com/greater-minn...

I used that same Jack Parr line "as I was saying" when talking to some customers a year after my no-compete to nothing but blank stares. A pro can deliver it so much better.

“Well it’s just because domestic migration and tourism and homebuilding are down and the Hispanic consumer is weak” — yeah that’s basically their whole economy.

Opinion | This Is About So Much More Than Lisa Cook

to me, the “column” is less a form than an opportunity (and a challenge). you’re telling me i have as much space as i’d like to make an argument about anything i’d like to an audience inclined to pay close attention? well let’s see if they’ll read 2000 words on democratic legitimacy. (gift link)

Every time a TV meteorologist leaves a station, they know who to call.

Mace Michaels is the substitute teacher of Twin Cities TV weather wonks.

Why would we think they wouldn't be holding a flea market at a funeral when they quit trying to be subtle about the Money Grab ever since Trump Vodka?

Gilda Radner as Emily Letilla who mixed up words & would be outraged over the wrong things. She would be corrected & say "never mind."

Every once in a while, I must repost the best advice I ever got. I was 19yo & working at a retail liquor store. Bob, the manager, told me earnestly:

"Steve, always remember that people are out of their minds."