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Does this mean he was always the dorkball-jerk that fits the old John Rogers description that goes,

"There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old's life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged..."

There is no baldfaced lie too shameless for these 24/7 hucksters

They are absolutely different tales. Nicholson's Torrance is never really a good guy, just not completely bad yet when he arrives. But it feels more like he becomes his true self rather than the house turning him.

I would have considered going to the theater as I like the franchise but I have zero interest in any movie featuring sex pest Leto.

NYT: "Rock or Blue Cheese? What the Moon is made of depends on the Narrator"

Ok one thing I love about Portland is I can bike to a bar sober then wind my way home, less so, utilizing bike lanes and buses.

I want to tell someone
But I also don't want to jinx it
Arghhhh

Hahaha so funny, she's tempting him with relapse that could cost him everything, great joke

Hey courts, any fucking day now, feel free to remind the mad king we don't have kings, and that wanton, capricious tariffs because the big mac didn't agree with him aren't a power the president of the US has.

Wow, the Eagles are so bad it's actually comedic.

Only thing Geoff has going for him is he's not Todd.

Here’s some dog content to temporarily distract you from the mess happening in the world

Shit's getting scary, they are punishing political enemies in court.

Because it may come out, I want to get out in front of this and say the bite marks in the butter weren't me.

Maybe he picked some fermented, rotting peppers? I don't know that much about him, maybe he was a kook. What little I know about Peter Parker suggests he wasn't exactly a pepperhead, so it's not a Peter P thing, just a Peter Piper thing.

Is it Taco Thursday again?? Well, if it has it in the name I guess I must.

I hope she sues and gets millions

I'm almost wondering if it's AI, something feels off.

It's the Anakin Padme meme. Anakin is now a smoke detector saying I don't have enough energy to tell u if there's a fire. Padme happily asks So u don't have enough energy to make a shill loud beep every minute for years? Then she looks worried, and asks again: U don't have the energy to make a shill loud beep every minute for years, right? To which Anakin the smoke detector replies BEEP

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Never fall in love with pizza, just enjoy the precious moments you get to spend together.

Wake me up from this coma I don't like it anymore

Never shoulda bought this house on Drury lane. He doesn't live here anymore!!

youtube.com/shorts/8w5s3...

This fucking guy.

He really had me fooled.

Ah well, it's always good to be reminded that people can always let you down.

And at the same time the comedians that have come forward to condemn the Scumbags of Comedy remind us good people who get it remain a constant.

Even Shane Gillis knew it was a bad idea.

He's definitely dying and knows he's a piece of shit.

Dog leads Florida deputy to missing 86-year-old woman who fell while walking him A dog named Eeyore turned into a rescuer, leading a Florida sheriff's deputy to where a missing 86-year-old woman had fallen while walking him, bodycam footage shows.

apnews.com/video/eeyore... leads Florida deputy to missing 86-year-old woman who fell while walking him
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"Scrutinize the casements"

The honking huge nose I got from my grandpa

In Canada they play Picklepuck